ITT: Famous people you fucked people find hard to believe. Part 2

ITT: Famous people you fucked people find hard to believe. Part 2.

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Emma stone went to high school with me in Scottsdale Az

We made out at a party once when very drunk

I fucked this shitty z-list actress.

She's actually pretty cool but crazy as fuck, An a raging alcoholic

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bump

you have a podcast don't you

I fucked Jesus
AMA

t. dan schneider

How does it feel to know that you've been linked to Dan "The man with the plan to get her in the van" Schneider via indirect sex?
I'd do anything to even look at that legendary man in person
The things he has done, is doing, and will do are so unfathomably irredeemable Satan created a special seat next to his throne in Hell specifically for him

My friend fingered a girl that was an extra in Juwanna Mann.

lold

does pornstars count?

Donald Trump, fucked me real good, no rubber and just enough lube to get it in.
Here's him booty calling me on snapchat.

My name is Kim
I fucked this guy right in the pussy

Forgot picture
Fucking nk internet

>mfw

Hot

I fucked Delta Goodrem (Aussie singer) when she was in year 12 (I was in 2nd year Uni)

Pics?

What age is that? That would be 16 ish in UK money.

I fucked, dated, married, am still married and have two kids with the big sister of the most famous manga author in the world.

Trust me or don't, I don't give a fuck and I'm not posting pics.

Not if you paid

I had a short relationship with her back in 2010

>Brenda Asnicar

Now we're just friends and I see her like twice a year but we normally talk on Skype whenever we're bored

weeb autism.

good, then it counts

17 years ago mate
Yeah she was 16/17

Well tell the fucking story then.

A friend fucked Taylor Momsen when she was on tour in our country

Nice. I vaguely remember her having a few songs out over here. Didn't find her that attractive but it's prime teen pussy so still would.

Pics or it didn't happen
17 years is no excuse

One Piece authors sister?

So Im sure you know she didnt go by that first name LOL

What's wrong with the name Emma?

That guy gets it.

Larry David, he like to have casual small talk during sex.

met him on a night out. We had a few drinks and then he brought me and few friends back to his. We done drugs but I wont say which ones to protect. He fucked me my best friend that night. Was about 5 years ago I think he was about 60 and im 25 now.

She went by the name Emily until she joined the Actor's Guild.

I fucked Avril Lavigne a long time ago, met her at a bar in Saskatchewan. Cool chick but kinda weird as well

how does she look naked?

not really much to tell

>met her in a bar
>we talked
>did not know she does porn
>after a few drinks we kissed
>walked home together
>gave me a handjob on the streets
>fucked in the stairs of my home
>she came on her tits
>never saw her again

...

More exciting than anything I've done lately.

details

>she came on her tits

Did she gave you a footjob?

Didn't have my SLR camera on me at the party sorryShe was pretty cute blonde thing. Had already signed a record deal and I think the year later started on Neighbours

seconded
always disappointed me she never got nude

yeah my bad (I'm on work)
>she rode my cock like no other girl before
>came on her tits

kek

Not me, but I know someone who did

Not bad but I'm into the whole skinny/kinda emo thing

Was it any good ?

I think you mean Dan "Get into the Van" Schneider

Fucked her for a few months.
She's a german singer and actress.

Condom or not condom?

Any more details?


Fuck she's so hot/crazy

Boned Saoirse Ronan in LA about 3 years ago. Very nice girl, but total one night stand, would actually have liked more.

Oh, Dan...

how are her tits/ass?

doesn't she have some nipslip pararazzi pics?

Yep'.

It must take a toll a woman to do that.....

A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces

Used a rubber idk what she might of had. We left the bar and headed back to my cousins place 'I was staying there and they were out of town', pretty straight forward sex other than she's one of the few girls that blew me while looking up at me, that kind of shit drives me wild. After we fucked we laid around for a bit and she started telling me about family problems and stress and shit

no way. story please.

taylor swift

Odd chick. I'm not sure on the whole "boyish" demeanor she has going on and I suspect she goes for girls more often than guys, but she sure rides well and has a great ass.

Don't count

Story?

None

...

Perhaps you can clear up a debate. Since you've actually seen her tits, can you confirm if this alleged pic of her from the Fappening is really her?

People are pretty certain it's legit.

Fantasies don't count

she's sort of cute in her own way

I saw her and her sister play a couple times before in L.A. Small venues where you can meet them afterwards.

This time she was playing with someone else. Went to talk to her after she finished and she remembered me. We had a couple drinks and she invited me to follow back to her place which wasn't far. It was in Silver Lake. Got to her place and she led me past her roommate that was on the couch to the bedroom. We fucked twice but in the morning she said had a music meeting to go to so I had to go.

I imagine her eyes looking at you make blowjobs ten times better

not a fantasy

Was it worth it? All I can imagine with her is at least 20 different types of STD's.

Why though? It's not like she's some slut.

I can confirm it does

She had a role in a tv soap where i work too (I'm not an actor)
She's very cute, we were not a couple just fuck friends. we fucked often in her dressing room. she's very wild. A really really good fuck, ok, her bjs are shit. But she swallows and let me cum in her face. we fucked maybe 4-5 months almost everyday.and yeah that's it.

How would you know?

>cum in her face
My kinda girl. Anal or freaky shit too?

all i know is what he said.
"awesome,sweet ass, no bj, nice little pussy, eat her out, made her come, would bang her again, 10/10"

Provide details people. Otherwise you can easily be dismissed as making up stuff

how do her tits look?

Let's hear some more details on the fucking part.

That bitch has DSL for days.
Is it true she gets passed around like a joint at Uni parties?

No, that's a myth

Guess that's something.
You're an idiot.

really? A dozen pics out there...

yeah, i love it when they let you come on her faces.
no she said, anal? never.maybe when i'm married.
not really freaky, but she told me that she had a orgy once (2 girls, 3men)

never topless tho

Hi, notMiranda

she had an orgy for a music video so I imagine so

i fucked kate middleton once because i'm also a royal from bokassa family

That was confirmed real, newfag....

>she had an orgy for a music video
She's not a singer, she's just a skank with a melody.

Her voice is fine, as is her acting and her body.

Zahia dehar, you'd know her from her cat stripper scene a while back. Story is simple I was checking out high end escorts and prostitutes through Europe she was my French selection, found out later that she was 16 and apparently I'm cock cousins with David Beckham, worth noting 16 and prostitute in France is legal at the time

Is this a shoop, or she really posted a selfie on just her bra?

So did you go to online classes with her, or the all-girls college prep school?

Greentext?