Matched with this dumb dumb, what should I say Sup Forums?

Matched with this dumb dumb, what should I say Sup Forums?

Tell her you're going to clown college and ask her if she could teach you how to do the eye makeup

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Lmao gave me a good laugh

Another

compliment her on her brows

Nudes. Preferably sharpie in butthole.

Went with the brow compliment lmao

This

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Wtf am I supposed to say now tho lmao. I hate it cause I get loads of matches but I'm so bad at conversations lmao

Anyone who uses tinder is anti-social.

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Ask about her interests, I guess.

The trick is to get her talking, just ask some simple questions about her. chicks love talking about themselves

Send her some copypasta

Don't do anything too stupid, I really want to see this go somewhere funny

Not on dating apps they dont, too many creeps. They are trying to see if you're a murderer.

Ask about the benefit of being vegan and /b will try to debunked it

She's got decent tits

Are there any?

Sesame Street eyebrows. Fancy.

Are you typing yet, OP?

Ask her how it feels to be literally no different from millions of other bitches. Joking about wanting to kill yourself and fucking yourself with cucumbers doesn't make you special

Thats the point matey

Lol

Kek

Alright lads op here, still deciding what to say, help me my dudes!!!

Compliment her hair or something

Just idle chat or else it will be super awkward when you write again

Hurr

Dumb bristol cunt. Ask her how it is at bimm and dbs

ask her how she feels about Bones the rapper

100% chance she loves it

jew/10

Did I fuck up b

nah mate that's a normal question

>too much money spent on a Shitty haircut
>Painted on eyebrows
>Sleeves for arms (to cover her cutting habit)
>All the pictures are in a dirty room
>Makeup and crap all over the bed
Run for the hills you tard

Ask her what's her favourite white soundcloud rapper

wtf nice facefuck anyway kek

She's a bartender, ask her about drinks.

Just ask her how's it going and what she's doing except don't use those word. Use something like 'how's the summer treating you' or 'what are you up to'. Just say precisely the same thing everyone else says except differently.
English isn't my first language but you'll figure something out.

Don't over think things just fire away.

Got a reply b, what should I say

"Just like the color of your pusspuss?"

Ere we go lads

Ask her if her collar and cuffs match, and can she show you.

:/

>c'mon m8
>ye goin in circlez

polish bruja

This

Eyebrows

She likes chelsea wolfe, she's probably too cool for you. She might like Warpaint too. Ask her if it's gonna be the same color that the bassist in warpaint has if you actually want that pussy

I'd have gone for something like "sometimes you gotta change things up to keep life interesting; right? What other things are you interested in?"

Go for this if you're a 36 year old kv faggot

Ahaha absolutely this

>what other things are you interested in?
>people with personalities lol

This

Kind of remarkable how quick you can spot I'm a total bore, but what does kv stand for?

OP you ugly or hottie? Post picks

ask her if you can dye her pussy hair white then shit on top so it looks like an old black man with a beard

stop fucking around and drop her a dickpic

back to the drawing board with this one

Idk u tell me

meh id fuck you

Op needs to stop being a faggot and start being mean. This bitch wants you to be her daddy op, assert yourself and take control. Be rough, she'll let you in that pussy in the next hour if you show her how a real man disrespects her.

if she says yes tell her you dont care

this

Maybe this. But not too much disrespect

>Do you dye it often?

Op, think form a second how autisic that question just was.

what a lame reply , you"re the typical cuckfag. be more aggressive and take charge , she is a typical submissive dumb emo cunt with daddy issues

>Matched with this dumb dumb, what should I say Sup Forums?

Ask her why she has Groucho Marx's moustache for eyebrows.

you look ok but also as if you'd cry yourself into your sleep every night. this emo thing still seems to work on some girls

This.
Op try this.

Message 1:
>hey You're really cute wonna bang?

Message 2 sent straight after.
>hang*

Message 3: Well, whatever.

"Do you die it often?"

You fucked up but can come back saying this:

"I always have wondered why people change their hair so much. Everyone I've ever seen doing that is either popping pills or has some mental health problems or daddy issues.
Do you have daddy issues?
Do you want some daddy issues?"

Alright then mate, what should I say next?

Okay let's bang

Lmao might just say this, who agrees?

Kissless virgin. In my experience, don't be too witty. "sometimes you gotta change things up to keep life interesting; right?" is what a witty faggot would say. It expresses nothing, not even an opinion. It's just something you said to not shut up. Literally say you wanna he what color is her pussy hair, anything but that.

Don't say opinions, don't state facts. Those are the 2 rules you gotta follow.

you dun goofed up on this one kiddo, sperged all over the place

so actually she aint rly Holding a convo with you... ask her to meet up and give her sum fuk

Do it

This. It's sad and pathetic. Men I once respected and considered alpha and not cucks are now beta and total cucks on this gay little fag app.

+1

This, with more disrespect. Say her eyebrows look like fucked up fat ass caterpillars and now you only wanna fuck her from the back.

nice steal mate. pls tell me you are not that gay /soc fagget for real
what is you sc handle? it was posted on /soc anyway

OP HERE.

THIS IS NOW A ROLL THREAD.

>dubs decide.

I think my dog found your hat

Kek

Thank you m'lady

Fuck she responded half way through lmao, do I just keep going?

Kek

If you're not gonna talk about opinions or facts, what's left?

Yes

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let me dye your pubes orange you bitch

"Fuck that's crazy. I've always wanted to fuck a chick with short hair. Are you vegan or vegitarian?"

Thiiiis 10/10 will work trust I've done it

Who thinks I should say this?? Just fuck my shit up lmao

See, as soon as you started being condescending she replies 300% more than usual.
Don't be a pussy, keep being condescending and your sex life will improve.

Reroll

On your head or...?

Roll.

>op is new fag.

if you're looking for something else to get bored of very quickly, how about I show you my dick?