How do Argentians feel about this guy being the next Messi?

How do Argentians feel about this guy being the next Messi?

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its not a big deal messi for us though, just look how this motherfucker manlet celebrates in front of thousad of argies faces

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we truly dislike him so bad, hope picardi comes soon and kick the hormone out

That's not Paulo Qtbala

What did he mean by this?

>i-i hear.. you're a pretty big choker

If he's so good, why is he still at Inter?

>argie posts this to shit on messi
>commentators do nothing but go bunkers for messi

makes you think

...

Why are any good players at slightly-above-average teams?

I think it's fitting seeing as Messi is also a cuck

>le new contract every year man

What does cuck mean in this context because to me it has no clear meaning anymore

Icardi is dating an ex of his teammates and is raising her children. Even got their faces tattooed on him

Oh lol
Is Messi doing that too? Sorry I'm new to association football

No, but the girl he is marrying him used to be who he stalked as a kid. She had a Chad bf but once he died and Messi got rich they got together

>but once he died
Was this before or after Messi became wealthy and powerful?

Messi first said he had a gf when he was 21. So 3 La Liga titles, 1 Copa del Rey, 2 SuperCopa, at least one Champions League, 1 UEFA Super Cup and 1 Fifa World Club Cup

Really gets my brain to do calisthenics.
How did he die?

Car crash

There was mysterious evidence of foul play. The brakes of the car had been tampered with and police found some drops of sprite and cheese pizza crumbs around the bushes near the site of the crash.

I think the Kiwi is pulling your leg

Who could be behind this?

>How do Argentians feel about this guy being the next player to not win anything for the national team?

>score against the babby teams
>turn absolute shit against decent opposition

Why do people rate him in the first place?

for you

Didn't know Dybala plays for Pirelli.

Icardi and Dybala are overrated memes.

>highest amount of goals vs the best team in the league, Juve.

Really activates my almonds

They say it was a little man who acted suspicious, like Dustin Hoffman in rain man

fuck lol

>obsesses with Wanda Nara in his teen years
>trains hard to become rich and famous and deploys an elaborate plan to get to her
>Proceeds to do an A1 cucking job on his now teammate Maxi Lopez
>becomes a cuck himself raising Lopez kids with Nara as they were his own even tattooing their names in his body.

Really fires up my stove.

This guy lives for the memes. I can't wait for the inevitable biopic after he wins a world cup.

>after he wins a world cup.

>Le kicked from Barça kid that used to had an emo flick guy lad

it's like a really shitty romantic comedy with some football thrown in

I'd like Ryan Gosling to play him in the inevitable biopic

Kys

>that used to had an emo flick guy lad
...what?