>be me
>23 NEET
>get small courier job
>be working there for four months
>making good Lego money
>boss asks "what else do you do?"
>I make cosplays sometimes
>asks to see pics
>open phone
>he's peering over my shoulder
>open photos
>Tits 'n puss pop up from this morning's wank
>quickly switch out of porn folder, go to cosplay
>"oh, yeah user, that's...cool..."
>MFW
Am I fucked Sup Forums? This is like my only income and it's only like two hours a day so I'd rather not lose this gig
'Cause you had porn on your phone?
Everyone jerks off, I wouldn't worry.
You probably just got his dick hard is all and he was trying to contain it.
Good luck, user. Might I see some of the fap material?
Unfortunately can't, the fap material was Ex's nudes and I live in one of those anti revenge porn places.
Ah, no worries.
Again, I wouldn't worry dude. They can't prove shit in the first place, and if they try to fire you. You could fuck them legally, and gain buku bucks.
Thx man, think I'll relax with some NV, just redownloaded it yesterday.
Wonder if I should make a courier costume for company Halloween party..
NV best Fallout IMO. Great choice.
You should, I doubt that everyone would get it. But, it would make for some good discussion, and possibly new friends for those who do understand.
Anyone who enjoys Fallout or Elder Scrolls tend to flock together.
Kinda like a cult classic type deal.
He thinks you're autistic.
Fucked for being straight dude?
As long as you are not employed in "TransGenderShipments" you are safe.
Still think 2 is the greatest, probably because I'm a tabletop game dweeb as well. Though admittedly fallout's the only reason I took this job in the first place.
NV is definitely the greatest modern RPG - shame Bethesda won't give the rights back to obsidian, Especially after the wet fart that was F4.
If I end up making the costume I'll post pics here~
You'll just be secretly known as the guy who watches porn on the way to work. Actually it settles you in more when you get known for something. Carry on as normal.
I'd rather be autistic than without my sweet Lego munnies
I'll try to keep an eye out for the costume! Post the pictures on Halloween around the same time you posted today! I'll make it a mission to see this lol
FO2 was a great game, although I've been spoiled with FPS I have to stick with the newer ones.
Fallout 4 was literal shit, and Bethesda can suck a fat one. They need to give Obsidian another shot.
That's the problem, I'm in the bluest state possible. Only a three hour drive from San Fran, and everyone I work with is in their early to mid 20's, office people, ultra betas. Might get the 'muh feminism' talk, but I dunno :/
what the fuck is this thread even about? It is your phone and you did it fucking accidentally. If your boss will do anything more than laughing when telling the story to his wife then he's a total retard. Is he?
>NEET
I'm socially broken dude, I dunno if he was gunna laugh about it with everyone in the office, fire me, or just ignore it.
Thus far everyone's reaction has calmed me down a lot though, so I thank all you Anons for being cool dudes.
you are more than socially broken lol. Get yourself tested bro, you might get some benefits ahahah!
No problem, user.
I want to see that costume bud!
Witness my costuming prowess
Fuck I just might
Stop pretending to be OP.
U what nigga?
You're lucky he didn't rape you after seeing all those dick pics in your phone
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Nah, honestly you guys almost had a new lolcow, though I've embarrassed myself enough for one day
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