UFC 209 - Saturday
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Dylan Ramirez
OP is a fag
Liam Walker
4746
Jaxson Bailey
>Guy who won is the underdog
Jackson Collins
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Jordan Perry
Schaub is God
Alexander Powell
The taste of defeat never felt so great
Matthew Brown
You are the biggest loser on all of /heem/
David Thomas
What is your end goal?
Bentley Sanders
To remind him he's the biggest loser in all of /heem/ as long as he keeps avatarposting.
Jack Morales
h8er be gone
Easton Gomez
See
Jack Ross
should i do picks for Bellator on friday? i honestly dont care about any of the fights besides pic related
Bentley Watson
...
Logan Hernandez
Ferg/Nurmy videos under the 209 section of the UFC's youtube page all have more views than Woodley/Thompson videos.
I think we all know what the real main event is
Benjamin Johnson
Jesus man, you okay?
Mason Wood
who wins and why?
Ian Cruz
Conor without a doubt
49-1
25-1
Logan Wood
this
connor would fookin heem that squat
Julian Smith
>literally getting an ace of spades tattoo
sweden is too cucked to believe
Noah Martinez
>conor heeming someone taller than himself
not happening
Kayden Morris
I thought Khabib was a pretty short guy
Asher Reed
>habib not getting heem'd the second he steps in the ring against a real striker
not happening
Matthew Gonzalez
Holm got DECISIONED by NYSAC.
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Juan Brooks
>michael johnson isn't a real striker
t.Whyte Bois
Noah Young
I'm legit starting to like El Cucky.
Ever since he beat the living snot out of RDA he's grown on me substantially, he went from being on my "eternal" anti-boy list to being a guy I enjoy watching fight. Problem is I always saw his fights with the thought in mind of "fuck this guy", so I didn't actually savour the nuances of his meme techniques.
Which bears bad news for you lads who put money on him. Guys I mildly like always fuck up somehow.
Not that I'm picking anyone, as that's something I very seldom do, but luck is luck and mine is shitty. You know what to do.
Anthony Sullivan
>khabib
>rocked by lazypunch from johnson
>johnson
>completely destroyed by nate
>nate
>completely picked apart by connor
gee, wonder how connor vs khabib would go
Angel Stewart
Your MMAth is fucking stupid.
By that logic Charmander should beat Squirtle
Dominic Morgan
Upcoming events:
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Waterson vs Namajumas
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Kawajiri vs TBA
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
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News:
>Duquesnoy debut set
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>UFC 209 pre event facts
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>Macedo out of UFC FN 107 fight
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Christian Thompson
>This MMA Math
Jace Lee
fuck cody buttasspoop
Sebastian Moore
youre a good lad
Jaxson Edwards
>call yoself a bitch
>im a bitch
Henry Parker
So why didn't Mendes get 13 secondsed?
>>johnson
>>completely destroyed by nate
You are aware that Nate dropped the first round and only won because Johnson is a weak willed little bitch who let Nate's lad banter get to him?
Luke Brown
...
Cameron Mitchell
dude can you stop filling up every thread with pictures of metrosexual podcasters
Jacob Bennett
dose anyone have a webm of tony choking out able?
Caleb Morris
Yes
Wyatt Campbell
i do
Camden Watson
would you please post it?
Liam Murphy
me
Luis Thomas
no fuck off
Owen Young
are you all the same person? If not, why did you all decide to say yes without posting it, and if you are, then why are you taunting me like this? Do you want something in exchange?
Josiah Kelly
I don't have it myself but I know someone has it, for sure
Wyatt Sullivan
we are not ALL the same person but some of us are. post something interesting and ill see what i can do.
Alexander Rodriguez
*unzips bra*
Suck them
Robert Long
I know a guy who has it, but he's kind of a dick about posting submissions.
Alexander Thomas
I don't have it but I want good heem webm's
Isaac Ortiz
height/weight/martial arts xp/location?
John Myers
No, by that logic Charizard should beat Squirtle
David Johnson
I think this is pretty interesting
no
see webm related
5'10/148/Kid's Taekwondo/USA
Sebastian Sullivan
Are you gay?
Elijah Adams
No I just assume you are a guy with man tits
Robert Harris
Lvl 36 Charizard ain't got shit on lvl 100 squirtle
I'm the only girl who browses /heem/ lol
Jose Perry
tits or gtfo
Dylan Wright
>One bite of Pizza will definitely make him overweight.
Remember when Cody was eating marshmellows which is practically just sugar. And he still whupped Cruz's ass
Hudson Bailey
So with Maia/Masdival happening is it safe to say Bisp'n isn't getting his moneyfight with GSP?
Jose Morgan
>whupped
Nah
Btw Cruz is still my boy
Josiah Allen
He will after he fucks up Yoel, don't you worry buddeh
Hunter Ramirez
...
Asher Barnes
w-wanta r-r-roll?
Jacob Turner
wtf I hate woodley now
is this shit legal in america?
nigga needs to focus on the road. bad role model. baka
Caleb Powell
>He will after he fucks up Yoel
keep dreaming boii
Jason Foster
Irish people are not human
Juan Perez
Be careful.
Aiden Hill
>whupped Cruz's ass
>lost three rounds
pick one
Blake Barnes
wtf I love moot now
Samuel Murphy
wew bud dont pull a fast one like that on me again or ill heem every here
Dylan Lee
what was filename!
Xavier Watson
Make it through 3 rounds buddeh and you're a done deal (Assuming Bisping doesn't win by KO before then)
Mason Collins
should have been a permaban
Henry Martinez
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BIG BROWN BREAKDOWN - Khabib v Ferg
John Richardson
How much of a social outcast does a woman have to be to spend time posting on Sup Forums.
Should you be posting selfies and ambiguous status updates on facebook?
David Campbell
post or pre op?
Jason Hill
>e 20% of Wonderdude's purse
Jacob Watson
Toilets break down fights now? Damn.
Chase Cooper
>le everyone who posts here is a loser meme
With that mindset no wonder your country is filled with cucks you stupid leaf
Henry Gray
sadly for you, Romero finishes fights in the 3rd. It's like you see death knocking
Ryder Lewis
Lol Bisping is petrified of Romero.
Isaiah Davis
Bisping's gonna weather the storm and put a pace on Romero like he's never seen and heem him in the 4th
Kayden Garcia
see yuu suun myke
>twitter.com
Carter Harris
Eh, if he can handle Rashad Evans to a split he can handle Yoel easy.
Granted that was 10 years ago, but Bisping has only gotten stronger since then
Nolan Price
Just look at the culture though.
Its sheer degeneracy and more or less a complete waste of time. If I had IRL friends to talk to on the internet right now I'd probably be doing that...
Why would a normie want to be here?
Zachary Parker
Romero hits harder than 50 year old Hendo or poor hue Silva
Cooper Cox
Shut the fuck up, nerd.
Jonathan Hughes
Romero does not hit harder than 60 year old Hendo
Isaiah Hernandez
Honestly, fuck MMA, fuck UFC, fuck Bellator, fuck Bellator "champs", fuck Goobz, fuck Dana, fuck Scott Coker, fuck Bjorn Rebney, fuck WME, fuck the Fertitas, fuck the MWs, fuck the LWs, fuck the WWs, fuck the BWs, fuck ALL of WMMA, fuck manlets, fuck lanklets, fuck British fighters, fuck Australian fighters, fuck Rogan, fuck Goldy, fuck Brock, fuck Las Vegas, fuck Mayweather, fuck Face the Pain, fuck interim belts, fuck championship belts, fuck weightclasses, fuck mouthguards and gloves, fuck Reebok, fuck Monster, fuck weight cutting, fuck PEDs, fuck acai, fuck ALL of Brazil, fuck Euros, fuck the Irish, fuck Rory McDonald twice, fuck Tyron, fuck Rose Namajunas, fuck Pat Berry, fuck Cheick Kongo, fuck Ngannou, fuck the Black Beast, fuck Travis Browne, fuck Edmond, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Hogda Housey, fuck Holly Holm, fuck her faggot cucked husband, fuck Yoel Romero, fuck Jon Jones, fuck cocaine, fuck cops, fuck athletic commissions, fuck weed, fuck the Diaz bros, fuck Jake Shields, fuck Starbucks, fuck water, fuck New York, fuck UFC 200, fuck PPVs, fuck paying for shit, fuck streams, fuck memes, fuck dreams, fuck betting, fuck bet FREE-FIX-FIVE, fuck British television, fuck ALL other sports, fuck Sup Forums, fuck /heem/, fuck you, fuck black people, fuck white people, fuck Muslims, fuck Russia, fuck Trump, fuck that little grappling fucker, fuck El Cuycuy, fuck Edgy Brah, fuck yoga, fuck Ian McCall, fuck Bryan Callen, fuck t-shirts, fuck podcasts, fuck all previous centuries, fuck every person on the planet, fuck the planet itself, fuck the solar system, fuck the galaxy, fuck the entirety of reality itself, just fuck everything EXCEPT FOR
>/SCHAUB/
Joseph Peterson
Girls aren't automatically "normie" for being girls
Second, its a good break from PC culture in Uni
Third, do you know how many losers act like they love MMA just because I'm a girl who likes MMA? Much better to discuss it anonymously where people are themselves.
Logan Gutierrez
I take it back!
You are totally not a weirdo for being here.
Carry on friend.
Grayson Howard
look at what Kennedy did to Bisping and look what Yoel did to Kennedy i know MMA math is a bitch but we all know Yoel can easily take Bisping down and elbow his shit up
Nathan Smith
Too much bro
Benjamin Stewart
Look at what Rockhold did to Bisping then look at what Bisping did to Rockhold
Noah Brooks
Maybe his car has got one of those semi-autonomous lane driving assists.
Cameron Baker
rockhold tool'd bisping then bisping got a lucky shot on overconfident rockhold
Josiah Young
SHEEE YOUUU SHOOON
BOI
Andrew Jackson
All valid points...
Though that that may just be my inner white knight speaking, trying to suck up to you.
>do you know how many losers act like they love MMA just because I'm a girl who likes MMA?
But, but I thought woman only have cool hobbies for the purpose of impressing men?
Mason Gray
Quit pretending that Bisping win over Rockhold wasn't a fluke. It's literally GSP-Serra 2.0. Luke wasn't taking him seriously at all.
Ayden Gonzalez
woodley is going to get heemed from kick and le sambo man is going to win by submission
Mason Anderson
What unproductive activity will Wonderboy being doing in the next vlog?
Thomas Brown
>woodley is going to get heemed
You mean like last time?