Tfw I drink to forget

>tfw I drink to forget
>tfw I drink to remember

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really made me think

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really made me think

so you saw wolverine origins too?

>tfw I drink to the Captain
>Arrg me mateys!

Does that happen in that movie? I was just saying retarded shit

I only like captain morgans black. For spiced rum I like sailor jerrys, but Kraken is my favourite. Kraken is stupidly expensive though

>tfw I drink to feel like complete shit the next day and hate myself
The feeling of euphoria the night before is just an added bonus.

Sailor Jerry sounds like a Nazi faggot. Look into his eyes and tell me you would follow this man into the gates of hell.

You need to forget to remember.

Wise words

>drinking cheap commercial rum that overly tastes like alcohol

>tfw attending going away dinner for workmate tonight and to not be withdrawn and awkward I'll have to get a bit drunk.

Good thing that'll be expected.

so I said to the captain
please bring me my wine
he said
we haven't had that spirit here since
nineteen sixty nine

Overrated and lame af song

go away texas, you have no culture

Think about what you bring to the table.

We actually have a proper independent culture you fucking leaf.

I'm not convinced that's true

"If you drink your enemy's cum, they win."

i dare someone to win against me

Here
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bacteria have culture too, but that doesn't make them impressive or likable

Killing the board one post at the time bro, good job

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>POSTING DRUNKEN HOBO MUSIC
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...oh, you're serious?

making people's ears bleed, one post at a time, keep it up texas impostors