/nba/ General - Lakers Dynasty Edition

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first for BTC

>not "durrcant's deathbed edition"

Ya blew it.

Lets go Los Lakeys

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>having armpit hair

disgusting.....shave that shit

5th for Raptors Thunder finals

BTC is throwing a dance party, everyone that isn't Larrold or his proxy is invited.

post busts

This!

nice try hoser

>post busts

Should've happened last year bro.

OH SHIT RISE UP

>Unironically posts the reddit frog

The scary part is it almost did. This guy almost memed it into reality

THE TRINITY

>mfw celtics cuck the cavs

True Thunder should have faced the Cavs.

>"mraah! im so fucking mad! fuck those guysh, i know! ill fucking spam, where the fuck are all my ipods my mom got me for christmas, fuck those guys, i'll show them. *sucks in snot* i'll teach them to make fun of my warriors. i fucking hate sam, it was his fault, i would know i stalk him, *sniff* mraaaahhh!!! fucking hate that westbrook faggot, he thinks he's soo cool, fuck that guy mraaahh!!! yes, here they are! i know! the more i spam the better KD will get, thats how it works right! mrrrrrahh!! ingram is a fucking bust! mrahhhh!!!"

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So the results are expected "Wednesday morning". I was hoping for it tonight, oh well. He'll definitely be out of the lineup against the red hot Bulls. Wade's gonna give GSW that old man type dicking.

ftw.usatoday.com/2017/02/draymond-green-paul-pierce-trash-talk-carry-team-warriors-celtics-clippers

>Draymond exposed himself on a podcast for not knowing shit about Paul Pierce's career and doubling down on insulting the man's legacy

Fucking ape.

what do these two have in common?

westbrook is the best player in the league

They're black

Lel golden state goes out in the 1st round

>that ingram play

wow what a fucking bust, he also fucking just traveled

They both shat on the Warriors.

this! lebron is scared of him

both illiterate

>two 40pt triple-doubles in a row
>Boogie deleted with a vicious dunk
>KowarD's knee sniped by his GOAT beam from thousands of miles away
He's starting to scare me, /nba/. They should just give him MVP and the O'Brien now before he hurts anyone else

Hey guy, what part of the night is it?

>Larry so shook he thinks his shitposting will stop the broship

>says a guy is nothing without fellow stars
>draymond is a role player and spent all last year begging a top 3 player to come play with him
The cognitive dissonance is astounding

dance the night away

btc fuck durant dance party hour

MY BRODIE IS BAD AND BOUJIE

COOKIN UP WINS WITH THE UZI

JUMPERS ON JUMPERS I DRIVE TO THE HOOP


MIGOS

twitter.com/SneakerReporter/status/836647991217909761

>muh stat padded triple doubles
>literally 7th seed
>didn't even start the ASG
>still gets cucked by AD
you literally can't make this up

based timeline

THE NEW GODS ARE RISING

Truly the Brodie controls the known universe.

Westbrook Last 4 Games (4-0)

38 pts, 14 reb, 12 ast
17 pts, 18 reb, 17 ast
41 pts, 11 reb, 11 ast
43 pts, 11 reb, 10 ast

lets say the thunder win the nba championship

the only place tall enough for durant to hang himself is on the oracle rafters next to the banner.

Name a more Sup Forums nigga than Westbrook.

This nigga got Migos and Lil Uzi on his team.

cavs got dat sweet bench girth to ride til the finals while the warriors have to rely on players with glass bones and paper skin

5 minutes left until Lakeys 4th quarter collapse

>Sup Forums
>listening to mumble rap

they're full of contrarians and one containment thread

honestly though if the warriors lose this year how are they gunna explain themselves. they will literally have to admit to being beta regular season babys

>lets say the thunder win the nba championship

That would literally break Durant. The fact he even jumped to Golden State when OKC was so close and would have knocked them off if not for him turning into a walking turnover the last five minutes of game six shows how mentally weak he is. Westbrook getting a ring before him would be too much for him to handle.

And I would probably die from blood loss because it all went to my penis.

AHAHAHA IM DANCING SO HARD IT HURTS

it's not a collapse, the suns lost, we have to lose too

im getting hard just thinking about okc going further than gsw in the playoffs

black just got up

INGRAM WITH THE DAGGER DUNK

ITS OVER

SLIDE TO LEFT

SLIDE TO RIGHT

CRISS CROSS

EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS

lol just had a dream ingram dunked on zeller

Wait

Why?

if the thunders win how did Lebron let that happen with his deep 130M team

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>ingram is 1-4 from the free throw line

>Kevin Durant never recovers from his injury
>Curry and Warriors don't win another ring
>his last finals appearance was blowing a 3-1 lead

Truly the best time line

The literal best timeline

I love westGod, but they arent beating the cavs this year
Would make for a fun finals though

This is some DEEP lore, it's been written

Is this the best day ever?

Cavs gonna repeat. Then Westgod gonna get one for the OKC.

it wouldn't be fun

Westbrook would be averaging a triple double but Lebron would be sitting on the bench laughing in the fourth quarter for all four games as his bench takes care of OKC.

not his money though so what does he care

who made the call?

>Lil B cursed kevin durant
>tried to rescind it when he went to the bay
>failed
>THE CURSE LIVES ON

Only if Lakers can finish

You know who.

Not by a long shot.

But a damn good one.

2/28/17, the crippling of the snake

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Fun fact: If Kevin Durant stayed in Oklahoma City he'd have just as many rings and one more knee than he does now.

Oh shit a blackberry

BTC had a conference call.

>tfw i just re-watched game 7

Dat no lead change for like 4 mins

i rewatch it every month to make myself feel alive

he's a fucking god

Why would Durcan't choose his retirement year to bail on WestBeast and blow his leg out for the Enemy?

>Westbrook, Joe Mixon, and Trae Young were all hanging out together at a Migos concert in OKC last night

lmao durant will probably miss one game or something

stay shook faggots

>he saw him in game seven

I think it KD stayed in OKC, and let Westbrook take the lead as he took a step back. OKC would be the #1 seed with Oladipo finally being that 3 and D SG they've always needed.

>that crowd reaction

wew kobe

Raptors

>lmao durant will probably miss one game or something

stay shook faggots

DURANT DEAD?!?!

I don't understand. He only hyper extended it. Why are you guys so happy about?

the west is wide open now. spurs, okc, clips all have a chance to upset

He tore his ACL in 2 separate areas. Out for the season and possibly career ending.

>50-10

lakeys blowing this

Shut your pouch

youtube.com/watch?v=S-sJp1FfG7Q

Is this the part of the night we dance?

Hyperextension refers to the action, not the injury. They won't know what the actual damage is until the MRI tomorrow

I expect them to lose because of the tank, but Clarkson is on fire right now...Kemba probably will take over though