Russia declared a state of emergency

Breaking news. Putin has declared state of emergency in European part of Russia because of the protests and mobilized the army

Here's the video recorded last night in Moscow

youtube.com/watch?v=nJqKftGBnwo

holy doule

Enjoy your victory parade, Ivan!

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It's your own peoples fault. You're incapable of living in anything other than an authoritarian shithole.

We were born to turn Ame*ica into ashes

i can hear the scud silo loading sounds from the other side of the border!!

sure Ivan

I'm sure you'll do that with your Italian-tier GDP.

>bbut m-muh gdp
doesn't really matter
Soviet Union singlehandly defeated germany with it's shitty GDP

You don't have all the things the Soviet Union had access to Ivan, the empire is gone now and it's not coming back.

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Soviet union had 0.000000001 of military potential we have now
Prepare to death

>dat .jpg

FUCK YOU user! my sides has gone right on the orbit

>Soviet union had 0.000000001 of military potential we have now
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Soviet Union was insanely more powerful than current Russian Federation both literally and relatively. Literally as in literally. Relatively as in power relative to other powerful nations.

1 rocket in yellowstone can defeat UShArt
You're literally finished

a pic of secret rssian special unit. fagkommando :DD

Both you shits are shits.

>Soviet union had 0.000000001 of military potential we have now

Weak or not Russia still has nukes which is scary

Europe would have been a much better place, especially Russia, if Germany had won. Imagine Russia today, if communism never occured.

Anyway, enjoy victory day, Russia!

Nyaa will be avenged. Prepare to die, Europe.

Why haven't you annexed Belarus yet? When I was in Krasnodar, everyone I spoke to said that Belarus should be part of Russia like Crimea.

>Russia mentioned
>Poland shows up to defend his American overlords
Every. Single. Time.

The #1 rule is that it's NEVER 'happening'.

>When I was in Krasnodar
thingsthatneverhappened.exe.jpg.rar.bat

Hookers have their johns, as Poland has usa

>Russian doesn't believe me
>Every time I say I've been to Russia (Pic)
I was an English teacher for 8 months in Krasnodar and Syktyvkar (Main office) for 4 months in either

Forgot pic FFS

Its always happening

And even in Syvkvtyvkar? Now I totally believe you.

We have second strike capability Ivan. It's irrelevant how vulnerable we are to nukes from a geophysical perspective because as soon as we determine that we're under attack we will retaliate in full measure and take the aggressor down with us.

Today is liberation day in the Netherlands.

Coincidence? I think not.

What is with this Yellowstone meme lately? The volcano there is massive and deep underground. A few nukes on the surface aren't going to set it off.

Fuck your bait thread and gay ass victory parade.
Hitler did nothing wrong

>r*ss thread
>op gets bants
>a kraut sopts a polish flag
>ribbentropmolotov.exe is running
>a kraut defents ivan

stop sucking ivans dick

>imblying there is no US military in germoney