Hackman guy again. I had a part time job at McDonald's a while back, so I figured I'd tell a few stories

Hackman guy again. I had a part time job at McDonald's a while back, so I figured I'd tell a few stories.

Day 1
>be me
>ready for my first shift
>wait to take someone's order
>a short, chubby blonde kid comes up to the till
>he wants a twenty mcnugget share box and large fries with bbq sauce and ketchup
>the temptation to ask if he wants a fruit bag with that is unbelievable
>i put through the order
>'that'll be £5.38 please'
>kid only has £2
>he asks for a discount
>'no'
>kid gets in a hissy fit and wants to complain to our manager
>manager tells him he doesn't have enough and needs to jog on
>i'm thinking 'how desperate are you to eat at fucking mcdonald's of all places'

Hurry up hackfag!

Go on.

Reminder that women are blonde, men are blond. That will be all.

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Day 2
>put on drive thru
>car pulls up to the intercom
>'welcome to mcdonald's, may i take your order?'
>'can i get 9 chicken mcnuggets and some szechuan sauce?'
>of course there would be one of these tards
>i politely tell them that we don't sell szechuan sauce
>the driver reverses out of the drive thru while yelling 'wubba lubba dub dub'
>tard hits the car behind him leaving a massive dent on both cars
>chaos ensues as both cars are blocked in by the cars behind
>we let both through and they presumably head off to get the dents sorted
>in short, don't be a fucking idiot and ask for szechuan sauce

moar

belongs in r/tardtales, but continue please.

This didn't happen to me personally but I'll share it anyway:
>Be drive-thru person
>Asian lady orders 4 Angus burgers
>Accidentally hit cancel on her order and have to re-enter it
>Asian lady gets pissed and complains about having to pay twice when really that wasn't the case
>Argue back and forth for a while
>After trying to explain the mistake to her a million god damn times she finally gets it
>In short, Asians aren't really the smartest bunch

Also I'm not OP

Bump

>equally interesting stories:

> i went to sleep
> I woke up.
>stuff....

english is neutral though
[spoiler]but I do the same thing cuz why not. kek[/spoiler]

i just quit my job first day at mcdonalds today
fucking roaches and spics everywhere

Hackman, at the start of the last thread you claimed your story happened at the start of year ten, when you'd be 14 and then a few weeks later you spy on someone playing Rocket League. This came out in July 2015 making you what, 16 now if that?

Hackman exposed

my memory is fuzzy due to copious amounts of alcohol used to deal with working at kfc

>lady complains her order is wrong
>comped
>lady comes by next day, "order was wron again"
>order wrong lady yet again the next day
>proceed to make comp as usual, lady drives up, manager comes out of office and decides to handle it personally
>motions lady to roll down window
"Here's your fuckin chicken cunt"
>hucks chicken at mount 3 chins
>slams window

Day 3
>the chicken cooker is broken
>we can't serve about 1/4 of the menu because of it
>deaf guy walks in and wants a chicken burger
>i try to explain to him that the chicken cooker is broken
>remember that he's deaf
>try using sign language
>also fail there
>i end up making him a veggie burger
>he didn't seem to realise the difference

I work at McDonalds too and these sound fake lmao. Wild stuff happens but nothing like any of that.

Do you work at one in the ghetto? That's where you'll see some shit

You should see asian woman in pizza shops when served by indians, fuck I don't even have to pay for comedy.

They're also very very cheap and greedy.

Right? Especially Indians. They'll go to Home Depot for example and ask for discounts on absolutely everything!

Not OP

>Working Drive-thru
>take order, 2 #3 combo meal
>"Would you like a hot apple pie with that for desert?"
>Suggestive selling...
>"If I fucking wanted an apple pie, I would have fucking ordered an apple pie, you dumb ass motherfucker! Just give me what I fucking ordered!!!!!!"
>Your total is $6.66 at the first window"
>pulls around.
>"Your total is $6.66."
>"Uhhhhh....let me go ahead and get that apple pie."