Can we get a good old prank call thread?

Can we get a good old prank call thread?

Ive got this prayer line good and angry right now
"I wanna pray for my girlfriend...shes getting an abortion tomorrow"

record results on vocaroo

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lmao, that's good.

this is the prayer line
18003653732

Hahah thats legendary user.

ITT: we're all 12 years old again

she went on this long prayer about "please lord father let her change her mind" and I just cut her off "oh shes getting it"

I tried to record it but my mic was off-.-

it feels good to be 12 again

Hehe oh boy that really made me laugh, i dont know what it is about annoying religious nuts but i love it. Almost fapworthy.

Hmmmm borderline NYPA, but I'll allow it due to enjoyment of being 12 again.

I'm on the phone with them now. We're praying that I will stop wanting to suck my best friends dick.

got the same lady as last time (turn volume down my voice clips a bit)
vocaroo.com/i/s1W5g5ZHhROW

remember to record

Don't you die on me now Ricky Bobby.

I got her too... I wonder if it's only one old lady answering the phone.

if she is the only one then lets fuck her night up

Epic thread

Muslim here, would be damn hilarious if you called a christian or jewish chatline and asked "what should the timer be on the bomb" before playing an explosion sound file from a game or something

Remember to greet with "salam alaykum" and call the guy "Ya akhi al imam"

Ok, I think we should pick a topic and get several calls in on the same topic.

We're going to need to pray about our friend and he lives in sin. Then start describing the things he does to his gay lover in graphic detail.

Hey sand nigger.. how do u feel when u see this ?

I like that
what should his name be?


lets keep spamming 18003653732

Gotta go meme. His name is Pepe or Pedro the pedobear

pepe is a good one
gonna call know
ill post results if they're good

Vocaroo fuxored up. Different lady, but she seemed a bit miffed. I couldn't bait her into raising her voice.

We could go old skool and call them and ask if they sell battletoads

I feel upset.
Then I remember that its a joke on the internet by some fagit on Sup Forums.
Then it becomes very funny

Don't you die...get back to the top.

vocaroo.com/i/s0APaU93x5IS

gonna ask now

bumpity bump bump faggots

>vocaroo.com/i/s0APaU93x5IS

ROFL hahahahahah

A prayer or 2 or 3 =)

vocaroo.com/i/s0VL3mO8SMg2

asking for them toads

He loves you... and accepts you.

High quality thread, well done OP.

>my friend Pepe

Hahahaha

I haven't chuckled like this in quite some time.

did yall hear when I hit my bowl lmao
tried to do it as obviously as I could

I called and had pornhub muted. As I was asking for battletoads, I unmuted it...... Click.

omg its been a minute since I heard the battle toads meme
>whats a christian
>whats christ

My dude

More bumps ya fags, stop suckin your friends dicks and needing to pray about it.

vocaroo.com/i/s17vR7xhXXm5

im super drunk at this point
and I know my mikes suck

if people are enjoying ill keep going

I think my google voice number has been blocked. It just rings and rings and rings.

Dang, I want to record on vocaroo, but chrome won't let me run flash for some reason

Fuck ya enjoying.

search google for prayer lines and the first couple are good responses

they stay on the line no matter what

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?@#$?#$%?#$T%

thankya :3

gonna record another in a second

dead

vocaroo.com/i/s1GyQxCoB71b

im drunk

same?

This is now a YLYL thread.

vocaroo.com/i/s1W5g5ZHhROW
vocaroo.com/i/s0APaU93x5IS
vocaroo.com/i/s0VL3mO8SMg2
vocaroo.com/i/s17vR7xhXXm5

>how'd you get my grandma's number
>You just assumed my gender again
sides in the stratosphere

holy shit is that her?

Call 5032673268 and tell Christin that Kory cheated on her.
This bitch loses it!
So funny

Does anyone have any more pics of this girl? I think I know her

vocaroo.com/i/s0kri022UvKI

more in a second

Are drugs bad? On a scale from 1 to 10 how bad are they?

Hahaha, just called Christinn ..
She threatened to fuck me with my own severed dick ..
She is twisted cunt

absolutely drunk as fuck right now

vocaroo.com/i/s0QwXfc4aaoF

I called 3 times, just got her voicemail?
Lame

Ever heard of caller I'D,
She's gonna have your ass in a sling

Holy fuck hahahahaha On a scale of 1 to 10. I want to stop sucking dick!

I lost it at the gender comment

oh noe

That guy was actually pretty good at redirecting the call back to a spiritual theme. I didn't expect him to say that being gay wasn't bad.

its hard when they're genuinely nice people lol

have another
im getting high and being obnoxious

vocaroo.com/i/s1uucyDwgX24

>vocaroo.com/i/s1uucyDwgX24
I was born this way!

vocaroo.com/i/s1H1HjyF2J95

these people are too nice

I'm audi 2000, thanks for the lulz

dont dieeeee

Whoa
nice get

shit
that was nice