/hoc/

finn envy edition

>rags

Go oilers

Yeah they're cheap but it's a protest, tired of Bargain Bob doing dumb shit like hiring Carlyle

3rd for wings 3rd round picks

Okay Sackic that's a start now do something else you useless motherfucker reeeeeeeeeee

Jesus Christ Sakic answer the phone

>kangs

first for poo

Iginla sounds like a cornball ass nigga

>kongs will go out in the 1st again
it's like the lecavalier trade

Sources claiming Duchene isn't being moved today

What are they doing?

>sophomore season
>#1 in points
>#2 in takeaways
>5 GWG
>+20
>fastest player of all time
>youngest captain of all time
How can the rest of the league even compete?

Sources claim McDavid is on the move

now that >my team isn't making the playoffs, it's fun to see the delusion of other teams grabbing rentals that arent even in the picture

Him or Burns will win the Hart
Oilers are trash when hes not on the ice

>mfw the aves will be irrelevant for at least another 10 years

McDavid for Crosby and Rust

To Tim Horton's?

>its another episode of the habs load up on crappy depth grinders at the deadline

love it to be desu

Kronwall to Chicago for a 1st and conditional 2nd

>mcdavid no longer feels safe in edmonton after a night where Edmonton prospect Jesse Puljujärvi showed up in his apartment. Reports don't tell what happened afterwards.

>#2 in takeaways

Gee I wonder who #1 is...

Oilers rumored to be interested in Steve Mason (as per Eklund, my apologies.)

Redpill me on Mason. Is he a plug?

Chara 50% retained to Kings for Kempe and Martinez

EBERLE TO SNES

Is Byfuglian a meme player or is he /ourguy/

Turns out he is, in fact, Cell Key material.

>+20
Is he even trying?
>fastest player
Literally his only strength
>youngest captain of all time
>imblying they had anyone else to give it to
Mcgaykid will never have the career crysby has. He will rot away in deadmonton and win a few awards but never be considered one of the greats.

yep. he has reverted to columbus-era mason over the past two seasons.

BARGAINBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

DO SOMETHING YO0U FUCKING FUCKER USELESS PIECE OF FUCKING TRASH

WE'RE NOT MAKING IT PASS THE FIRST ROUND BARGAINBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>Only a 3rd and a bust for Vanek

Fucking hell, Burrows and Hansen got much more and they're worse

if sakic doesn't trade duchene he should budd dwyer himself

>rot away in deadmonton
He's moving first chance he gets

>habs trying to win with 12 4th line forwards
what the fuck are they thinking

Will McMeme be the first openly faggot NHLer /hoc/? If not, who?

why would detoilet even trade vanek?

There's nothing on the Snes that Oilers need, lad

Laine

Can we just get a legitimate trade? I'm getting blue balls here.

Next stanley cup winning team is a canadian.

Wings Draft pick acquired:
2017 3rd x3
2018 2nd
2018 6th

nylander

mcjesus has been breeding bitches for years already

I thought Crosby already was

Wrong

we're committed to tanking and not committed to resigning him for 4 million dollars

holland is a shit gm lad

Why wouldnt they? One year contract on a dead in the water team.

Nope

Lazar needs his roommate back

He is still in the closet officially

we need lazar to complete the oil king achievement

Alex Nylander

post yfw snes win the cup

>underestimating McDavid's character this badly

Such as?

>lazer mind

he fleeced the rangers and chicago

>4445544 muh benis

...

Tanking

...

GENERATIONAL'D

Kangz, Florida, hasbs

he really is outta there ASAP when he gets the chance. edmongolia is literally the worst town in the league except for maybe winnipeg

Vanek to florida
Igilna and Bishop to kings

Buff is a good olayer

...

post yfw karlson leaves your dead in the water shit team

>Michael RussoVerified account @Russostrib 3h3 hours ago

>Since #cbj beat the #mnwild Dec. 31, the Wild's 18-5-2 and the Jackets are 13-11-2

What a letdown of a memebowl part 2

SUPERSTAR'D

Fuck me.

jesus christ those titties

If he stays it's for no less than 12m effectively killing the team

calgary is infinitely worse, i was there during the long weekend and i think it gives vancouver a run for being the least white city in canada

There are no attractive women in Edmonton.


THAT IS A FACT

>Kongs just acquired Iginla
But why, he's too old

hes dating some rich blonde bimbo now

I doubt it's worse than Toronto

>mfw he signs for $9.7 mil

Do you think Larkin and AA will see time on the 2nd line next year?

>muh veteran grit

I want McDavid to be a bigger caphole than Kane/Toews. It needs to be at least 10.5+

>mfw they sign poopinajarvi for 9.8

>signs for 10 million and then busts harder than Wayne "The Great Bust" gretzky
>oilers don't see playoffs for another 12 years

every public place was 90% asian, 8% paki, 1% white and 1% black

thats not an exaggeration

>this ugly 20 year-old McGayKid is a generational hockey talent and breeding top shelf puss and basically, you are fucking stupid

AA will, but Larkin will be on the 1st line in the AHL.

>not even ass grabbing

Whats a fucking closet faggot

FUTURE LEGEND'D

YOU can't even see where his hand is tho

why are her fingers so short

You blind?

shes ugly
>pink bowtie
kek

I think he was talking about the mcmeem picture

Atleast he's not a bust like Eichel. And Eichel is uglier.

So was I

I was talking about mcgaykid

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