A lick on u

a lick on u

Y u leavin

i beg your pardon?

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YO!!!!!hello!

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RICK I'M A PICK(LE) DUDE OMG LE RICK AND LE MORTY THE SCIENCE SMARTIES I AM SOOO INTE(LE)CTUAL LEDDIT UPBOATS TO THE PICKLES!!!! XDDDDDDD

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do you think it would even be possible to maintain a lasting loving relationship with a dude who has a horse dick that is thicker than both of your arms together? Insertion is out of the question!

>744453647
you know that time when your friend wanted to do something "edgy" and you said "nah,i dunno,man" cuz you were being nice......

sweet,show us more!

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asking the real questions here

HEY BURP-MORTY-BURP BURP BURP BURP SO FUCKING FUNNAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WE NEED TO BURP GO BURP BACK BURP IN BURP TIME BURP!!!!!!!!!!!

The first claim is entirely provable. There was no math or sciences prior to philosophy. The first mathematicians in history were philosophers. The first scientists were philosophers/theologians.

It can only be a soft science because there are so many exceptions to what we know or think we know.

As we think of it is all there is to psychology. Prior to that it was all about humors, demons, and other weird metaphysical things.

Who said I was taking this personally?

Anything can be rationalized.

You guys are faggots

i think your turtle is sick,mate.
he don't look right

There was porn here once

Quick, post your avatar porn, stat!

yes,yes we are...and you can't do anything about it

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Sadly I don't have any man

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I mean I'm not denying my faggotry at all. Althoughy ou guys, geez. A bunch of furfags.I mean fur is cool any all but god damn. Fucking fags. I mean cock is cool right? Only if you don't look him in the eyes. Like If you don't kiss or something, as in, and what I formerly mean; that homosexuality is kinda ok depending on your own personal prefrences. I mean like it's not gay to have sex with a penis right? Like It's okay. I mean it's cool right? Like SE

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What country are you from?

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just be chill...i don't ;ike mangoes but i do love fruit...

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let it all out,love.
we love you.

>I was sad cause my cat died
>friend comes over
>he says hi
>says let's bury cat
>I say ok
>he starts fingering my dead cat's asshole
>I blush and let out a squeaky fart
>he looks at me in disgust and spits on me
>I get full boner now and get a nose bleed
>he throws my dead cat at me, and the cat's bladder explodes against my face
>get covered in dead piss
>friend starts to run away
>I chase him through my back yard and tackle him
>I had a shovel with me, and accidentally hit him with it
>he falls over bleeding from the head
>he shits his pants
>I worry he's dead, so I start jerking him off
>he's ok, just bleeding
>he starts blushing and biting his lip
>he bites his lip off and spits it on me
>I start precumming, and strip
>my dick pops out and I forgot to piss so I piss all over him
>he starts vomiting, but says he's always loved me
>we start fucking
>it's my first time so my asshole prolapses cause I'm super shy
>cat comes alive and starts biting my prolapsed asshole
>it hurts and I start to cry
>start screaming and suck cat into my ass, and my boyfriend loves it
>parents see me and get a shotgun
>we all die covered in piss
>be aliens making shit stains on mars
I wake up from this dream, having pissed, shit, and cummed all over my bed sheets. I start looking up anal vore, and become a huge furry. I met my furry boyfriend at a con, and we piss on each other a lot. It's pretty cool.

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thank you

Neat.

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hi

Oh hello

I had a dream my hunting companion and I ended up having too much fun chasing each other around. Nothing happened but I woke up wet.
Thats when kemono mimi no longer sufficed at times.

I was not talking to you random shitposter.

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And now you are
I-Is this how people make friends?

I will be ignoring you now.

i used to make cute things...but the world is ugly

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But why?

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Fuck-off,"Seth" ...yes,i know who you are

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Sometimes when I go to the store, there's a floorwalker there who looks a lot like Peter Lorre

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What is a floorwalker?

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Paws

Just a person who stands around in a store helping customers or supervising the staff or just standing around and sometimes doing small helpful tasks

Ah alright. I'm sure we have a version of that, I have just not heard that particular term before. How's you doing goat?

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I just got out of bed and I'm okay. What about you?

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i am doing okay

Kind of melancholy but that is not unusual. Had a rough day at work and I know I'm going to get an angry phone call about it tomorrow.

US lmao. I'm just meme'ing cause I'm drunk and on X.

Yes

Yes

That sucks. What do you work as again?

Are we all sick of me posting artdecade yet?

I sell sex toys. I accidentally dropped the store keys in the office and shut the door which locks automatically. I have a key to the front door on my own ring, but all the keys to the cases and doors are on that meaning the worker in the morning will have to wake my boss up at 7:45 in the morning to unlock it for them. I hope he has keys at least.

Oh. Well I hope it's no big deal.

we were born sick

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It didn't help that sales all yesterday sucked.
It was an awful night for all the shifts.

The real question is why is a sex shop opening at 7:45 in the morning.

I don't know, we hardly do any business for the first couple hours.
Also, people would like you better if you didn't constantly post your gross disgusting OC doing gross disgusting things.

Yeah, they should be open 24/7 for all your sex toy needs.

Fuck mook. What the fuck is this.

You,
I like you.

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Meh, I'm okay with the amount of people that like me now

Like amazon

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