Why do you still browse here?

Why do you still browse here?

Because I got banned on Sup Forums

Porn

because this is my only social contact. because i dont like most people. because most people are stupid animals.

i guess for uhh, whats the word when feel happy with old things?

been here for 10 fucking years now

Man I bet you felt really cool tipping your fedora after writing this

Loli & feet threads.

case in point.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ok

fapping material

Because every once in a while I genuinely have a laugh.

It just takes a lot of f5ing

Low quality porn and the lulz

for the 1% epic bread, been a while ...

cause even tho it has been exponentially getting shittier and shittier with years, the occasional needle in a haystack thread that comes out of it makes it worth

other than that, the occasional hijinx on here is funny as shit but fuck all that trap, Andy Sixx, facefuck wwyd, r8 my dick and countless gay shit threads that goes on hourly

i wish there could be some change in this bitch because most of the internet is boring as all fuck and this place is fully fledged in terms of a community not giving a fuck

Agreed. I come for the funny shit.

Protip: You don't lose when you laugh - you win!

idk
loli stuff u scroll over here scars you mentally just getting aglimpse of it, the rest is rekt and ylyl cancerous stuff...maybe I'm still waiting for something better to come along...

Because I'm depressed over a breakup. This is the only please I can have other depressed sad fucks relate to me and it's a fun website.

to post this beauty....

>why?

Because I saw nudes of my sister a few weeks ago, hoping I find a few more soon. Dumb bitch, background is her room too so must have been her bf.

What?

Post them

I would be so interested to read your memoir

/pol for news
/gif for porn

So now you are posting nigger cocks here eh?

I left fot over a year. Back because I want to kill myself. Thinking about dumping ex's nudes to ruin her before I go.

I got banned for posting this pic

She cute?

wtf am i looking at? Also, post your ban

Well that's not exactly political now is it?

She can be playful, but no not cute. She's beautiful. At least I think so.

More of her?

You're right.
I just wanted to shitpost and flew too close to the sun.

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Is that her? She's fucking delicious. By all means post.

Not him but ok

because I'm in denial about being seriously depressed and coming here and switching off is one of the only things that helps

Kys

Nice user!!

i want to join Anonymous, guys please let me in!

moar

Well then you're not in denial you dumb cuck. Kill yourself. I'm going to. Why I'm here too.

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You need a bigger dildo on your desk first user

hoping to see my wife's nudes reposted

comming back every half year for a month or so
idk, it is so since 6 or 7 years
before i have been here a lot more

nostalgia

Is she a teacher?

>because there's some really edgy stuff here
>I've collected a vast majority of porn you can't find in mainstream porn sites
>the people here are great

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scarily accurate

I like your rei figure

You already can.
www.documentcloud.org/documents/1173808-elliot-rodger-manifesto.html

Despite the sweet sugary entertainment being sparse and few between, there is no more fertile condition for it to sprout than pure condensed manure.

>>the people here are great
You're fucking retarded

Salt of the fucking earth.

good amateur porn every once in awhile

Then why when someone posts nudes do white knight fags have to go hunt for source and then blame OP and try and screw him? They couldn't just enjoy the nudes. No, user, the people here are trash and you're a cunt of a retard.

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>try and screw him?
For the lulz
Some men want to watch the world something something.

Congratulations, you're an even bigger retard.

Yes exactly. Anyone who wants to watch the world burn is bottomless scum.

>Why do you still browse here?

Once in a while there's a bright spark, something original or funny or clever.

The signal to noise ratio has really gone to shit the past year or two, however.

Too many shit threads, roll threads faggot threads... people aren't even trying.

>people aren't even trying.

i try, but im running out of good stories. have writer's block or something.

I'm still praying that one day I'll ever see nudes of anyone at all that I've ever met.

>browse

No joke, I use this site for casual conversations since I rarely meet up with my friends. So I hang out in feels, waifu, and those advice threads

Not at all. Burning the Western world is about the best thing that could happen to it right now.
Wanting to burn other relatively innocent people, now that's bottomless scum.

Because I'm not happy

Lurk***

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I enjoy telling certain stories of my youth to an audience that cares about what I am saying and is captively listening. Here, while I'm not guarenteed someone will care, the times someone does makes it worth it. Better than a social media site where people feign reaction for "le points" and its tied to a user name that forever haunts people, or omegle where chicks'/dudes only care because they think im hot.
I have told a lot of sex stories about slut in pic. It's fun to relieve memories now and again, especially since I had a truly crazy upbringing and live a very normie life now.

To fill the void.

I have no idea. CP?

Literally to watch europoors get mad as fuck at the smallest things America does.

You aren't alone. I'm pretty normie now. I always was told the older I got the more I would grow out of the things I love.
>This was not true
It is more like the older I got the more ashamed I was to be associated with the people who still liked those things. As a result I just kept that stuff on the DL and found other stuff to talk about in polite company.
But I still love gore. I still love metal. I still love anime. I still love making fun of stupid people on the internet. I just also enjoy a fine glass of wine and cheese spread at an art museum from time to time and know which for is which.

>Why do you still browse here?
Because I haven't been able to find the exit.

And we enjoy having you here posting pics like that.
hugs.jpg

Porn

Low bandwidth porn

I only come here maybe once or twice a month anymore for a few minutes. Usually when im pooping like Im doing atm. usually come here when all the other internet entertainment has been views, pooping, wanna see something new... pop in here

I come hear on occasion since b's creation and i laugh to see some of the same fags from back then still waste their whole days here.
They are so easy to spot it isnt funny i feel sorry for them, no girl,no life, nobody just Sup Forums.

morbid curiosity

>no girl,no life, nobody just Sup Forums.

Porn and ylyl threads

I get you, man. These kinds of things... You don't want to talk about it out with anyone irl. It's not people-friendly talking about that one porn where the guy's sucking the girl through a gloryhole.

Sup Forums is and always has been a gamble. most of the threads are shit. but every once in a while you get that ONE. that epic thread that keeps you coming back.

also, i just genuinely like anonymous communication. the phrase "none of us are as cruel as all of us" comes to mind. i like seeing how people act when they have no specific reason to lie... or to tell the truth.

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That ocassional good bread

always hoping to see nudes of someone I know

has already happened and many faps were had

this, and traps

Enjoy an example of said stories:
I met this chick when meeting another chick in the "myspace days"
The other chick wants to meet at a group setting. The group setting is at a open mic poetry night
>I made a huge mistake
I meet all her friends, and apparently I'm not the only one new to the group
Chick in pic (we'll call her K) is new too
event starts and its as bad as you are imagining right now
>Goth fag being black darkness
>Dyke being muh vagina
>Feminist Being angry dyke
I crack side comments the whole time and K is the only one laughing. We begin talking over it.
Myspace girl wants me to cool it and I'm still trying to fuck her.
I cool it.
K starts throwing sugar packets at me
We throw sugar packets back and forth.
Eventually there is an open spot. Things with myspace girl are going down the shitter so I say fuck it, I'm gonna have fun and go up there.
>Grab sugar packet
>Read back of sugar packet as if a slam poem
>say "kill whitey. Thank you." at the end and sit down
>Whole place stares daggars at me
>K fell out of her seat from laughing so hard.

Ended up leaving not seing myspace girl again or getting K's number but fuck it it was a good story

A month later there is an infected mushroom concert.
My ticket was bought by a chick who liked me. I tried the whole night to be a good date and talk to her but she's being a woman, clamming up and not telling me wtf is going on.
>Yeaaaahh, I'm gonna have a good time
Run into a shit ton of my friends
Invite ticket girl and try and bring her into the fold but she is silent and weird.
I'm walking around back to the group I came with when suddenly I hear "SUGAR PACKETS!"
I spin around
It's K, I thought I would never see K again.
She hugs me and we pick up where we left off at the Slam Poetry event.

To fap

PT2
I try and bring Ticket girl in the fold but she walked off breifly.
K and I are shooting the shit, joking around, etc.
Ticket girl comes back. Aparently she was bummed because she wanted to take E at the show
K says, "Oh shit, come with me I'll hook you up. Stay here"
They go off for a while and come back
K starts flirting with me, I flirt back. Ticket girl ended up going off with our mutual friends.
I try talking to ticket girl to be a good date, but she makes it clear she wants me to have a good time in woman passive aggressive tone

I say fuck it, I tried
Meet up with K, and she starts grinding on me. We start making out then out of now where she says "Did you think it would be that easy", and runs off
>wtf? okay
K comes back, play it slower and smoother but we get back to making out. I feel her up
"BRB"
K comes back pick up where we left off, then leaves again
>rinse
>repeat
Eventually at the end of the night I get K's number. She tells me to call her and that she wants to hang out next weekend
>Go back with group and see ticket girl expecting a shitty ride home
Ticket girl rants and raves about how awesome K was. Tells me what happened
>K asked her if we were dating since I made it clear she bought my ticket
>She said no
>K tells her "You know, he's kinda cute and really funny"
>Before ticket girl responds, she gives her 3 times the ecstacy that she was paying for
>K tells her "have fun tonight, I'm gonna go hang out with user"
aparantly the entire time she was leaving it was cause she was slinging E and didn't want to tell me cause I didn't use drugs (and she knew it) at the time

That night I thought, Wait, was I just whored out for 2 E pills?

PT3
Meet K next weekend. She was dressed up in a catholic school girl skirt and a choker.
The date goes to an unexpected turn when she's not hungry, We go to a park over looking the city
I crack jokes and be me and she laughs and listens
we hold hand and cuddle
>I'm way too in my head and wondering if my gift of Gab is failing me
She says she wants to go back to her place
>Unsure if she's asking to go home or inviting me over
Invites me in, but no alch.
Unsure if she's gonna pull the gentle let down so we're still friends or what
>Turns on radio to oldies station
Comes to cuddle and kisses me
>guess it's not going as bad as I though
Talk about music
>Suddenly barry white comes on
We laugh
I tell K "You know what would be hillarious is if we just started fucking right now because of the baby making baratones of Barry White over comming us"
>K laughs
>"Lets do it. Barry white commands you to fuck me."

I did't even give it a 2nd thought. I go straight for it thinking "well if she turns me down I'll play it off as a joke"
>I start making out with her and slide my hand up her skirt and start fingering her vagina
>She moans and I move down to kissing her neck while undoing her bra
>She starts working my zipper and tugging at my cock
I'm hard as fuck
>I pull her underwear to the side and enter her raw dawg while she takes off her shirt
>I'm fucking her and feeling up her tits while she says "You can go harder if you want"
>I pull her on top of me and start smacking her as while I'm thrusting and holding her in place ontop of me
She cums. She tells me to lay back
>She begins riding my cock. She guides my hands to feel up her tits while her tounge rubbs against mine
>I'm throbbing
>She goes up and down slow but firmly, squeezing her cunt tight on the way down
feelgoodman
>She gets off to start sucking my cock
>Rolls tounge all around the head
K "I want you to fuck me like the whore I am"
>takes it all the way down
I want that cunt

PT4
I flip her to the side and fuck her sideways
>I'm going hard as fuck
>I have perfect leverage and access to everything
>One hand is feeling her tits
>I'm spanking and grabing her ass
>Kissin her neck
then I take my hand off her ass and play with her clit while I fuck her
>She's cumming like crazy
I make her cum 2 more times
>Flip her on her back
>Feel myself throbbing again
I'm gonna cum
>"K where do you wants me to cum"
"Down my throat"
>She pushes me out and starts sucking my dick
Splooge
K swallows it all, but she makes doesn let a drop go to waste. She gently cleans the sides and laps at the head
>watching her do this makes me hard again
K looks at my hard cock
>"Oh no, you aren't done. You aren't leaving while still having a boner. It's like I didn't do it right."
She's about to get back on top and I ask about rubber since I just came...
Grabs cock and puts me on my back
>"It's no big deal I'm on BirthControl.."
Dick is as hard as it was earlier and feel like I'm gonna cum just from hearing that
She slides me in and she's dripping wet and squeezes my cock with her cunt walls as she strattles me
>I cum again in side of her
>she's so wet she doesn't even notice
"... just don't cum in me. I will swallow again"
LOL
>I'm still hard and I feel amazing. She is pulling all the stops trying to make me cum again. She is riding my cock like there is no tomorrow.
Eventually it was time to cum again, I tell her and she deep throats it while I cum.
My boner is done.

That's the story of how I met K. We fucked for over a year and a half. I have so many sex stories with her I could write and anthology.

Hoping something more than shit post and porn might sneak in while I'm here but it nnever does

For the BBC threads

That's what makes posting here worth it. Sometimes I pretend to be so exteme its completely unbelievalbe but people buy it. Sometimes I'm so honest I don't even admit this shit out loud to myself.
Sometimes I can talk about weird shit, sometimes I can laugh at weird stories. If someone built a profile of me based on my posts on Sup Forums they would have 0 clue what to make of me.
But it's nice being able to be someone I'm not IRL

you're already amongst us
you big smelly nigger