Wife will kill me for trolling the babysitter but eh dubs decide

Wife will kill me for trolling the babysitter but eh dubs decide

tell her to wash ur bedsheets because you left dry cum stained on it

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Theres this woman we keep chained in the basement, will need you to go there like once or twice a day to drop food and water, and also replace the shit bucket. No need to worry though, we got rid of her teeth so she wont try to bite you.

Tell her you'll pay extra if she can take care of you this weekend as well

Shit on floor
Blame child.

She should sort your porn

Is she interested in a threesome with youre wife?

kek roll

There is a sock I keep in little Sarahs room next to her bed. It is crunchy and might smell weird. Please leave it where you find it.

"could you teach female anatomy to our kid?"

Roll for this Masterpiece.

I'm having a hard time getting an erection, there's a bonus in it for you if you help me out.

kek

Oh yeah!

She should do porn with you.

BOOM! YES YES HAHAHAHA

Just to be clear, my wofe and kid will be gone. It is me you are sitting for.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DELIVER FAGGOT OP YOU FUCKING BITCH DO IT

I have a viagra that's about to expire, you wouldn't want it to go to waste would you?

You posted her full name and picture. I hope someone will link her this thread.

WINRAR

op better carry through

Op won't deliver

Nah. That's an old joke and way too obvious to be taken as anything more than a non-serious request. This is something that might trip up an 8 year old, but anybody over this age is just gonna roll their eyes.

Fucks sake even I was hoping for something non sexual like the basement one. Sex shit kills these threads fast. No problem though fags. Dubs continues to decide. Anything you want. There's a life line here somehow

faggot ass op is gonna pussy out- like he always has and always will

and he'll wonder why his life is so average when it could have been extraordinary if he only had the balls to man up

Faggot

Niggers

Just say it was not sent to wrong person

Fake and gay ask her for tits and timestamp

And pussy next to a clock

you just got B E A N E D

Please water the flowers and no parties.

Holy fucken kek, delivered.

Winrar.

No that was definitely meant for you the bonus is $400 you in or out (;

wicked

I'm trapped in the ceiling and the scarabs won't tell,
oh the magic words to free from their spell
The mushrooms said never to think of a fly
Although 't was your beauty that took me so high

10k if you blow me. Nudess get you $50 a piece

That's not a dub decide statement fuck off. Your dubs are VOID

Sorry, I meant to send that to my other babysitter. The one im fucking.

This

Roll for this

OP isn't a fag!

Nah I meant to send it to you. The last babysitter we had thought it was a mistake too. If you haven't seen the basement yet I can introduce you to her.

Yeah

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OP here. Do we agree the fake and gay statement is what I should send her?

"Show tits with Timestamp and pussy next to clock"

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kek, too bad its too late

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Have you ever done anal sweetheart?

Doesn't work like that pal.

Dubs are the decider not the quality of statement.

Cmon!

Yes

I meant to send that to the babysitter Im fucking, The one who still has a job...

Ask her
>can I tinker with your stinker

Op of fake and gay
Just the tits and pussy request was meant to be sent.

be of roll comrade

Rollrollroll

Winner aw man

Youve done it again you fucking fagott

Re roll

Rolling again

Let's get it

Look May, the Mrs. And I haven't exactly had a perfect sex life lately and I need someone a little younger to kick things off for me so I can perform this weekend. So while my wife is packing up this weekend I need you to blow me but not let me finish before we leave

If you are not going to help me with my erection then shit in a shoe box each day so I can eat it later

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So op needs to send tita and pussy request or I continue on my shit dubs rampage.

I love this one.

rolling for this

Dubs in coming

All she's done is read it. Fucking trash dubs

Sounds fair

HE FUCKING DID IT!!!

Wiiinnnnnn

Cmon boys

It was meant for you. Just name your price. I'll pay extra for ass to mouth.

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Its probably fake as fuck, but its still hilarious

Winrar

I'll pay extra if we bump pissers

So have you you fucking fagott

Comon op deliver

Nice one guys. You blew it. Let the thread die now.

Sorry May, But I’m fucking retarded. Ignore that that last message.

Roll.
Add" or just send me nudes to look at while the old cow rides me"

Tell her sorry I have autism

lets get together sometime and crack open a mellow mood

Please

this is getting a little absurd

>but its still hilarious
>t. newfaggest of newfag

Jesus, this is gonna be a shit thread. Even though OP delivers you guys are just wasting the potential keks

That's retarded.

Everything I said after 'well...' was decided by a bunch of random degenerates on Sup Forums. You can check out the thread at

Send her your favorite obscure meme followed by the words "I like to put snails on my dick to get off"

i have tourettes :/

All these dubs in one thread

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