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乙
それは男(女)または女(男)?
良いOP画像だね、乙〜!
(・ω・)b ｡o○(柏餅うまうま)
乙
荒らしも連休に入ったようでなにより
I'm marrying a Japanese girl in 3 months!
So excited!!
Are you the fellow who was working really hard at planning the proposal in Japan and choosing the ring and whatnot?
You just woke up.
Is she pregnant?
no fat genes!
Good luck: 国籍を異にする人の間での離婚率は約45%と、日本人同士の離婚率である約35%を統計上10ポイントも上回っています(2007年)
おめでとう。お二人に幸多からんことを願う。
No, but that's interesting. I was on here a lot around 1.5 years ago asking "what kind of gift should i bring her parents when i meet them for the first time," etc..
Yes, but even mornings are beautiful when you have love (・ω・)b
Not yet
がっ頑張る
Is she a virgin?
>アメリカ人
>日本人女性と結婚
きみはペロペロか?
i'm not worried. she's very 真面目 and i will make a lot of money. plus i get along well with her parents
ありがとうございます。
was*. very unusual here at 24 years old (the same in australia i'm sure)
is that someone's name? peropero?
タケノコご飯を食べたよ。うまかった (o^-^o)
チンポ丼
Everyone "was" a virgin at some stage m8. The question: is she damaged goods?
You sound similar to me and my spouse.
Anyway, congratulations!
No, she was very pure when I met her. Never even had a boyfriend before
Good job mate, it's a shame you'll both go to hell for not remaining chaste, but enjoy yourself anyway I suppose.
ありがとうございます。
Are you Japanese or gaijin? Whose name did you use for koseki?
In many cases at some point the J wife loses all interest in sex and kinda leaves *it* to the husband. They call that "sexless marriages"...
...
...
I'm American. We used the Japanese name for the koseki.
Are you going to live in Japan or stay in America?
>leaves *it* to the husband
Nope, that's maguro.
I've dated a few Asian girls and they ALL said that, meaning that I was their first bf, first sex partner etc. Now looking back I think that wasn't true. They simply didn't want to pass for sluts.
A Japanese or a Japanese-American?
I just figured that all marriages are sexless eventually. I just hope to have enough children by then not to care too much.
We will stay in America at least long enough for her to finish school. I wouldn't mind living in Japan for a few years, but I don't think I could make it long term unless I worked for a foreign company.
筍が美味しい季節だね〜
ちなみに今日の夕飯はラムチョップ
ワロタw
I suppose that happens a lot, but in my case I'm certain she was a virgin.
Born in America to 100% Japanese parents. I'm not sure what that makes her to be honest.
The thing with Japan is that the sex seems to vanish pretty early on...
>I'm not sure what that makes her to be honest.
That makes her an American you racis pissa shit :-(
It makes her not really American and no longer Japanese.
I met this US chick once. She was fat and both of her parents were Japs. She claimed to be a Jap too. Needless to say, she spoke zero Japanese ;)
>She claimed to be a [heritage]
>she spoke zero [insert language]
THE American
(not adding the fat part because that would be bit racis)
You don't even speak Russian m8.
Duh, I'm xenotransjapanese (zeh, zir)
i bet she's the typical banana asian
両親が日本人なのに子供が日本語を喋れないってありえるのか?
両親も日系人なら仕方がないけど。
Genuine bananas are very rare. Most Asian-"Americans" are more like low-caffeine diet Coca Cola - yellow on the outside and black on the inside;
幼い頃養子に出したのでもない限りありえんな
are you a sexpat from us in hanoi?
you're gay
Well, either way at some point someone did not teach their kids Japlish. Doesn't matter if that particular whale of a girl she was a 二世人 or a 一世人.
Shouldn't 貴様の pronouns be Jap shit then?
I like to dress up as a sex tourist for the lolz but in reality I am just a guy who moved from Japland to Vietnam to live with his VN gf.
>mating down
uh-oh
wait are you japanese american?
I didn't think it trough...
Ehm, no I'm not
だよね。
いくら両親共に英語が堪能だとしても家では日本語を喋ると思う。
Not at all. I am not even a native speaker of English dude!
What do sex tourists dress up like?
両親が関西人なのに関西弁が喋れない東京生まれの子なんていくらでもいる
They wear ugly floral shirts.
ジャップランドなんて言葉使ってる所をみるとお里が知れるわな
you're english is pretty nice though well i want to travel to vietnam someday but i'm little worried if vietnamese people will
be hostile toward me because of vietnam war:(
your*
恋のぼり
Can I pass as a Japanese if I wear this t-shirt?
Don't worry: VN people (in the South at least) are in fact utterly fascinated by America.
that sentences don't make sense at all
今日の世界ネコ歩きは90分スペシャル
mate i'm the worst korean no white pig:^) you know our veterans killed their people
>基本的に衣類
>不在の世界的に衣類
>フリーダム兄
I did not know that. Either way: VN people are probably too laid back to hate on anyone. Except for Chinks, but that's another story.
可哀想やな
ちょwww日本語でおk (^○^)b
これ着たら、面白外人として愛される。
まゆゆ、お笑い好きじゃん、良かったね。
せやろか?わいの両親は道産子やけど、わいは北海道弁喋れへんくてもなんも困っとらんで。
never mind yes i already know that there are many people hate chinks in southeast asia especially vietnam good night by the way
困れ
何に、いつ、どこで?
日本語は「おわこん」。これからはマンダリンと英語の時代だとおもう。
(この相手には敬語を使うべきか、一人称は何にしようか)なんて話すたびに逡巡を迫られる言語は欠陥品でしょ。
今日は日本なのか、珍しいね。
世界ネコ歩きってひそかに視聴率高かったりして
日本が舞台ではなくて他に見るもの無かったらたまに見てるわ
今日は日本が舞台だからがっかりんこ
前回は確かチェコだったんだけど、見忘れた…。
別に猫派な訳ではないんだけど、なんか見ちゃうんだよね、他国の街並みと猫。
今日は静かでええのお
それはオメデトウ
ならば二重にオメデタ
日本で一番多いのは中国人との国際結婚
ベトナムも最近増えた
そういう奴がいたのよ
例年なら淡竹の季節なんだがな
今年は一月遅れ
男は皆「初めて」になりたがり、女は「最後」になりたがるものさ
昨日も、そこの写真を貼ったけど
深夜になると若い女が、どうどうとスッポンポンで入っていたりする
特にGWには女子大生多し
ただし、怖い警備員もいます
まあ、現地の渋滞はすごいぜ
キッ、キサマー↑
と読んでください
I often see the patter like scales(うろこ).
sample Seigaiha(蒼海波)
"Simple is beauty".
宿題終わったあああああ\(# ﾟДﾟ)/あああああああ
夢の世界に行ってくる
おやすみ(´・ω・｀)ﾉｼ
おやすみ
have a sweet dream.
How generation Japanese-American are you?
When did your family's ancestors arrive in the U.S.?
しまった、録画予約しとくんだった
しかし、なんで京都の猫なんやろ?
思わず、添削しくなるな
*北海道弁喋れへんでも
普通は
*北海道弁喋れんでも
やでー
京都+ネコ
で視聴率稼ぎ
つうことやね
これから
探偵ナイトスクープ
と言いつつ
ひなこのーと
を見る
まだ宵の口
/bant/ 出来てから Sup Forums ちょっと過疎ったね
*添削したくなるな
Where to find qt gaijin hunters in shinjuku?
It's a bank holiday.
Gaijin hunters aren't interested in those who don't have regular jobs in Japan.
>It's a bank holiday.
Does this mean people won't be out? What about tomorrow?
It's the Golden Week.
All the decent people spend it with their families.
I am looking for indecent girls
Move to Shibuya and go to Gaspanic.
Friday is a ladies night.
gaspanic.co.jp
添削ありがとう。
is full of transexuals
クラブに行く価値あんの?
試しに作った
Kabukicho
watch Erolin
erolin.net
今回は投票したくもねえwwwwww