My girlfriend, Sup Forums. Dubs decide what to say to her

My girlfriend, Sup Forums. Dubs decide what to say to her.

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That you are a cuck

i want to break up with you nigger

"I'm dumping you, I've been fucking your friend for weeks"

I want you to fuck me in the ass.

You're such a fat slut

She's pretty, OP.

Tell her..."Tomorrow I'm going to buy you a brand new top-of-the-line Samsung phone."

Im gonna break with you, you're not worth it you piece of shit

"I want you to give me a golden shower"

I raped you while you were sleeping once...

Do you think your dad would let me suck his cock?

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OP here. I've fucked one of her friends like 2 times in the 4 years of dating. Was bad sex

Tell her you joined Isis

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i second this

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Send me some nudes babe. Then you post them for us.

No Hymen, No Diamond.

this thread is cursed

i want to try some scat

No Hymen, No Ring.

this please

stop shaving for me, baby

Im leaving you for a gay black sage

your fake eyebrows look like shit

winrar

Can I put my dinky in your pink & stinky

"open shirt"
"show bobs"
"send vagana pictur"

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Satin demands pink and stinky

Ding ding ding

Let me see those tittays baby

kek

do it faggot

I've always wanted you to pee in my mouth

goodbye. i'm breaking up with you. sorry. i decided that i'm better off marrying a man.

Let's meet today at 3pm, my girlfriend will be out of the house. Bring that sexy lingerie of yours ;)

Nudes are above, ain't gonna show that

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thanks OP

more pics PLEASE

777

honey, i wanted to tell you something. i fucked my best friend while you were gone. i'm really sorry. i hope you can forgive me.

3 pics for my favorite trips

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Have to write something apparently

thanks. She is a 9/10
too much makeup for my taste ;)

We want n00dz

whoa did it bite her?

how can something that has no teeth bite?

Pincers

pincers? a butterfly?

it has little claws or teeth or a mouth or something. bugs aren't defenseless. that's the law of evolution faggot.

Babe where are you? Text meeeeee. Youre not fucking cheating on me are you?

"You look like a young Sasha Grey, you should look her up."

can my dad and i come over and fuck you one last time

i hope youre alone tonight so noone can hear your screams

even though portillos is in states other than illinois, which i didn't know, she's in chicago.

idiot. bugs are very diverse in form.

smells like another victim of the american education system

No for real though i want to break up because i love big black dick

so bugs are the only creatures to go against the law of evolution. no fighting for the survival, no mouth to eat, no tiny claws to scratch shit off its wings. gtfo

> law of evolution
ahaha, I did study biology 5 years in university, gtfo

please read in shame:
wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthropod_mouthparts

i heard youve been with a nigger before me you should be hanged dumb bitch

Baby text me quicker I feel like I cant trust you when you dont text me.

so you know my "friend" ive been hanging out with her name is jen and she actually sucks my dick and we even did anal

We actually went there as part of a crew for the band's sax quartet. There is another student behind her. I forgot the name of the competition, but it's related to different quartets in school different schools around the country

This picture was also taken on the first day we tried anal. 2 years into the relationship

I am wondering why it's stuck on S. She is not cheating, I know that. But she is not answering to texts either. I'll give it time.

aha, first gf I did anal 6 month into relationship. pussy another 18 month later

Whoa haha. Why did the pussy come that late? If you don't mind answering

I am little conservative.

Another one for ya lads

Bitch you better get to texting me back faster or ill send your dad all the nudes youve sent me

WINWAR

Whatever works for you still works for you(: I hope you enjoy your relationships

Wunner

nice. how is her pussy like? always shaved?

Winrar


She really hates that word god damn it lol

lolz. you know I hate it its more than one already
f... cheating sluts 5 years later

you're a massive asshole because i got dubs before that you fucking cock mongler faaggot

kek'd

You got 5 minutes before i post your nudes to 4chin

Do you even know how much i love sucking big black cocks?

Can we have anal next time we fuck?

Reroll

I want to cum on your tits and lick it off tonight.

She tried waxing before and she said it hurts her, but after that, she prefers shaving it more, but it's soooooo smooth. I don't know much about how hair works on the female body, but she either has no hair and keeps it that way, or she let's it grow just a little and shaves it if she gets lazy.

As for how it feels during sex, she is really tight. She is pretty small. Like 4"10 or "11 and I'm 5"9, and not really hung either, but she enjoys the sex and I do too.

Oh shit, my bad bro. I did not see yours