Porn annoyances thread

Porn annoyances thread

>amateur teen first time anal
>it's Jana Cova
>mfw

Men who make noise, in general. Hearing a bunch of gay sounding male moaning and grunting totally kills a scene for me.

You're a homophobe

>It's not gay
>Totally not gay
>She has a dick
>But it's not gay
>Because of her tits

Nah. Just can't get off to masculine noises.

some ugly ass dude's face all within eyesight

>Jana Cova
I don't know her, what's the problem?

b..b.but it's a feminine penis

My assumption when I read it is that she must be a well known anal whore.

totally get what he means, and that comment is completely irrelevant!

i watch porn to be sexually aroused. hearing a dude grunt and groan like hes mid wrestling match does not do that for me.

what you call homophobic is obviously just heterosexuality.

>kill yourself you kike

>Jana Cova

lmfgtfy

she's a middle aged pornstar doing porn since before the internet existed

You touched my bait hook. Now you're my prison bitch. Hold my rag, bitch!

Rigggghhtt and that's feminine jizz running down your fruity throat.

hence the

>kill yourself kike

you glorified faggot

Still got you to respond

i conceded 3 posts ago..
are you enjoying your hollow victory ?

-Jennifer White cast as teen and MILF at same time.

-Reaction/facial shots of dude while nutting.

-Condoms

-Cum dodgers

-Ending a movie with a lesbian scene

Girls who can't decide where to look at

Guys who can't cum and there's this awkward edit to make it seem like he never had a problem

Fake titties that look horrible when the girl's on all fours

Half-assed "acting" (either get it right or skip to the fucking)

"Teens" or "schoolgirls" waaaaaay too old for that term

Literally every single gangbang and blowbang video in existence is populated with guys who constantly bark orders and never shut the fuck up. The black guys are the worst, but they do that shit even when alone.

Oh yeah

>Reaction/facial shots of dude while nutting
This

>stopping the sex act in preparation for the money shot
>guy stands there jerking it for five minutes before finally cumming

>2m1f
>footjobs
>male rimjob
>see-thru dildos
>pingpong balls

Tiny dicks

When the balls on a dildo are in the wrong direction.
Most commonly found in pov vids.

HAHAHAHAHA

>>see-thru dildos

What's wrong with that? Inside of vagina too medical for you?

>>pingpong balls

I don't even... You mean anal balls on a string?

>2m1f
nigga u gay

>Porn annoyances
Are you illiterate?

You're behavior is very VERY disgusting and gay. Lurk more and stop posting until you're atleast 16. Dumb fucking newfag.

...

>Looking for fast-paced cumshot compilations
>minute of fucking before each cumshot

Nice tattoo brah

Thanks brah, I really thought it out.

God damn I have quite the catch today!

When the guy does anything to draw attention to himself. The guy in general, actually.

I prefer "realistic" masturbation videos like IFeelMyself.

>Fake as fuck moaning that chink girls do.
>Over the top obnoxious as fuck slurping noises when sucking dick.
>Too much dirty talk either way. "Yea fuck my DIRTY GAPING PUSSY DADDY WITH YOUR FILTHY ROCK HARD COCK! OMG YOUR DISGUSTING PENIS IS IN MY FUCK HOLE" so cringy
>Guys whose moans or noise they make when cumming is stupid. I get it, you're busting a nut. Don't shout, or do that stupid hissing inward breathing shit.

Plenty of others but those are my big ones.

Is that a man in white shorts and a sash tending a quadrupedal robot in the background?

>niggers
>gay shit
>pornstars acting like robots
>pornstars acting like retarded robot animals
>heels
>apocalypse fucking and noone's sweating

BJs

>the guy making noises
>shots of the guy's face
>that shot of the guy's ass thrusting
>the guy
>too much plastic surgery, especially fake tits and bad lip jobs
>the squealing jap girls do
>that full Nelson position meme every male has to do now
>story lines
>fuckin Jordi. I'm so sick of seeing that twink in ads.