Hey Sup Forums there's a cute girl near me dubs decides what pick up line i use
Hey Sup Forums there's a cute girl near me dubs decides what pick up line i use
Can i have your number, i lost mine.
let me blow my load over your face
shhhhhhh..........
,it will be over soon
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I feel like you are my true partner in life. We go together better than shit and piss.
That was quick
tfw first post is already winrar
Now this won't hurt a bit...
Record the conversation and upload to vocaroo OP
can i sniff your farts?
do you have some time to talk about jesus christ
Rerollllllllllllllllllllll
Can't wait to see you become a registered sex offender one day.
Estas entera rica, ¿porque no vamos a esos matorrales a tirar?
Hope you get maced.
Follow it up with
also imve been sitting over here masturbating to your scent
ROLL
let me tell you about the jews
Op here i bitched out. I'll never get laid
hope its not pic related
>cute
>nigger
pick one
op dont be fag
Ayy winrar
Ofc you would, fucking autist
"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Hey guys OP here .Mission failed will get them next time boys
classic winrar
Are you Jamaican? Because I'm horny :) [lol]
actual OP here. these other fags are just pretending, im still waiting for the best dub reply
Greetings, fair maiden! I have been admiring thee from afar, and i simply HAD to make your acquaintance! I am a nice guy who wants to treat you like the goddess you are! Would you enjoy discussing atheism and My Little Pony over a glass of Monster?
"No, I can't smell aythnfgfnnfnggnnff-"
Hi, how are you?
it's fucking begging to be done
Real OP here, sorry guys i cant do it, i think ill die a virgin
One line not a whole screenplay
you just cropped OP's pic you dirty faggot
Cmon dude you got this.
Sorry man ive never done this before