say my name
Say my name
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Dan "I've had tighter" Schneider
Dan "Tickle my pickle, Carly" Schneider
friendly reminder Miranda is pure and Sup Forums memes are just memes and not real
Would love to rape her
Easy, Dan the Can... That's a little too much even for you.
Dan "Yeah, if course I'm gonna take this shit, what? You think that I can cum by memory? Hey, no sweetie, I need to see my balls slap the "Nick" spot for me to get off. Now, tell your agent to bring me a candy apple I need this little pig to sing" Schneider
She looks like Michael Jackson
my name
There's just one way to call him
>implying Dan doesn't abuse her until he got bored everytime he wants
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But she is good pussy.
Dan "Get in the van" Schneider
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>be Miranda Cosgrove
>First month at college
>going to a frat party, everybody is so nice with you
>freebies everywhere, very good looking boys are flirting with you
>feeling weird at some point
>next you know, you are at a big room on the floor, completely naked and covered in cum
>it’s sunny outside. You are so sore.
>worst night of your life
>nobody knows exactly what happened, but rumors goes at campus that you were willingly fucked by more than 40 fraternity brothers
>being called coked out whore
>being called The Ghost
>you are so angry, but your agent tell you to be quiet, because scandal and fame and reputation
FUCK fame and reputation!!
His name is Jeff
He is a Nigger kike
Dan "If you have a daughter you better hide her" Schneider
Dan "Family Man" Schneider
elaborate
Dan "The Candy Man" Schneider
Is that josh peck behind that hoebag?
Dan "If you have a daughter you better hide her" Schneider
USC is bad for roofies. Everybody knows it. Be more careful next time, girl.
the guy is called jeff he is a nigger and a jew
Did he really drugged her? For real? How do you know?
>Dan "the man with a plan to get her in the van and shove five piggies inside her" Schneider
lel its called rapist alert, now
Candleja
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Backstory of this?
you're trying too hard
Its a meme....best bet its a dead/dank meme.
Are you a USC femanon lol
Lol wtf is that?
one thing for sure is im a dude XD.
Unless you're coming on to me hun don't try im out your league,
>rapist alert
Sorry, but that's so tumblr... Well, anyway, are you a USC fag?
I just want to say that Miranda is so underrated.
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Dan "I'm the real dirty Dan" Schneider