>my wife's son of god
An entire religion based around cuckholdry
Christians will defend this
Matthew Johnson
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Jordan Hall
Not exactly.
In iconography Joseph is always pictured turned away from the scene, because he had scriptural doubts of Jesus' conception.
(Obviously- any sane man would. That's why it took dreams, jumping fetuses, an elderly Jewish prophet, and literal miracles to convince him)
Gabriel Peterson
God didn't fuck marry, just gave her a son.
God also said it was Joseph's son, and Mary is still his wife.
Mary didn't chose it. She was chosen.
Jayden Young
ATHEISTS BTFO
OP CONFIRMED AN ATHEIKEK
THEY'LL NEVER RECOVER
Joseph Smith
>rape is okay if God does it
Dominic Williams
You'd refuse sex from god..?
I'd be happy with a handy
Ayden Brooks
That sounds like the kind of logic I would tell a guy to convince him to spend his life and money raising the son I had with his wife while I go chill and find more women.
If I were a degenerate. Or demiurge.
Adrian Lee
Jebus has brothers and sisters.
So...
Based Joe the Carpenter gets to fuck pussy sweet enough for God hisself.
Ayden Ward
Best post. Atheist I know you're rattled about having evolution and all your pet theories destroyed in recent years but stop trying to start a theological discussion when you only know memes.
Leo Long
>mary fucks around with another dude
>get pregnant
>dreams up a good story about it being the son of god and tells her husband
>husband is a beta orbiter so he believes it 100%
>couple goes around telling everyone
honestly how big is the chance that this is really what happened?
Eli Gutierrez
Pretty clearly what happened imo.
Andrew Young
Very unlikely. Christ fulfilled over 300 prophecies and most of them he had no choice over in his life.
Nathaniel Wilson
Pretty hard considering that Jesus was a descendant of David through Mary AND the rightful heir to the kings theone through Joseph's line. If he was indeed someone else's son, he would not have been eligible in the second account and could not have fulfilled old testament prophecy.
Jayden Barnes
I know this is a bait thread, but still...
you are missing a point and are uneducated in christian theology
Joseph has accepted something that was considered shameful and negative in society because God told him so
it's a message that says you should do what's right even if the society thinks you're a moron and a cuck
isn't that exactly what pol's been doing?
Josiah Hernandez
Can you list them?
Adam Gray
How many prophecies were there?
Zachary Smith
they bow to a magic jew and they dont see the irony in it
hahahahaha you cant make this shit up. hashtag cucklife
Benjamin Brown
Pretty sure Life of Brian is closer to reality than he Bible
Carson Long
Yeah. His virgin birth was a requirement. Considering he filled all the other hundreds of requirements to be the First Coming of the Messiah, he certainly fits the bill.
As much as anyone would love to deny that God exists and has a plan for this world. Yeshua Christ is hard to ignore. He changed the whole world pretty much, the gospel has reached just about every place on here, and it certainly has reached the 4 corners of the world now.
That doesn't mean that people believed and now we're beholden to provide more evidence in this age but this is good for us too.
accordingtothescriptures.org
If you're actually curious I suggest downloading the Blue Letter Bible or Bible Sword and using the concordance.
youtube.com
Just a quick incomplete overview of what people around His time thought about his miracles and such.
Justin Brooks
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Michael Richardson
>Jesus prayed to God - everywhere in the Bible
Why would God pray to God?
Checkmate Trinitarians
now kys and follow the true belief of Monotheism, not some roman inspired paganism
Trinityfags as well as many other cuck-christians still believe that Jesus is the Son of God, or is God himself
Hunter Phillips
The continents broke up after the flood. It was one giant continent. If you're interested in this go read stuff at creationwiki or creation.com, plenty of explanations that fit the data we have and what the Biblical Hebrew says.
Plus you're ignoring that Yehovah could of just teleported them.
Jason Brown
Although I'm a practicing Lutheran, don't you think there's a possibility that Aliens are doing with us what we're doing to the remote tribes in Amazon and Southeast Asia? What if most of what happened is real (as you mentioned, the undeniable fact that Yeshua is the Messiah), but caused by extraterrestrial life forms to study our religious behavior overtime?
I can believe in all that, which I do, I just can't believe in magic at all.
Oliver Moore
Ian Mitchell
John 8:58
>Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Before Abraham was, I am.
Matthew 15:9King James Version (KJV)
9 But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.
biblegateway.com
Jesus Christ is the Word. He is and always has been. The Word is God. He was in the beginning with God and was God.
Aaron Perez
>one giant continent
And? Would still be a massive distance to travel
>and it began to break apart about 175 million years ago
But I though the Earth was 6000 years old?
Ethan Perez
>God didn't fuck marry, just gave her a son.
>jamal didnt fuck my wife, just gave her a son
>Mary didn't chose it. She was chosen.
so mary was raped by god and cuck joseph raised the kid? lmao
Mason Baker
I can't really believe that honestly because of the good fruits of having a relationship with Yeshua and Yehovah, and the Holy Spirit.
He didn't lie even once in the Bible, and a good close study of the Bible reveals a Trinity of God which has worked in unison together as One, and there is only One God.
If you want to believe in a malevolent force in the world. You can look toward the serpent and his fallen angels who have no love in them and have corrupted the world. Not to even mention the different kinds of Nephilim mentioned in the Bible.
Charles Lopez
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en.wikipedia.org
No matter how much you want to ridicule beliefs of some dumb American protestants, it won't change the contents of the bible.
Caleb Gutierrez
Ah I see. You're that guy. Ignore 90% of the post without addressing the rest.
Now you're just trolling. Yes the world is approximately 6500 years old, and yes if you actually looked at the data and how dating was done you'd understand why we believe so. Its not just because the Bible said so.
Samuel White
Go find a single star ever being born.
Wyatt Carter
>it won't change the contents of the bible.
Such as all of these contradictions? bibviz.com
>teleported
Evidence?
>plenty of explanations that fit the data
So you don't have a single answer? Just speculations?
But the Earth is 4.543 billion years old. This age has evidence other than a book full of contradictions and scientific illiteracy.
Ryan Cook
>4.543 billion years old.
lol
I'd entertain you but if you're actually interested just go read creationwiki and creation.com.
Liam Wilson
Your precious koran has more contradictions than Bible ever will, Mehmet.
Ayden Adams
Little does he know there are no contradictions.
I'd suggest watching Chuck Misslers 24 hours on the Bible.
Ian Wilson
>6500 years old
lol
I'd entertain you but if you're actually interested just go and do a few basic science lessons or Google searches
>being a mudslime
Bentley Parker
>This age has evidence other than a book full of contradictions and scientific illiteracy.
If it weren't for the Bible and Christianity, you'd still be wiping your ass with your hand in a cave.
Ian Scott
>Joseph's son
>Mary was a virgin
>Son not from Joseph's sperm
If this isn't cuckoldry, I don't know what is.
Christfags will defend this.
Christopher Walker
And how do you know that? Because some scientists identified as Christians? They only believed because there was no other reasonable explanation at the time, and a lack of technology to come up with a reasonable explanation.
Jacob Foster
Fucking whore jew kike.
Chase Barnes
I already do.
Did you know we found blood and tendons in dinosaur bones?
Radiological dating is a crackpot by the way. Its been shown many times to be not at all useful for dating anything. Even when you know the source material was just made. It requires an isolated system with a stable pressure and temperature to be semi-accurate and we've never had that on earth. Plus anyone could date a banana to be millions of years old if they used the heavy metals in it. It all depends on the date you "want" to come out. Like a lottery machine. Choose the big number or the small number system based on what you want. Carbon 14 levels that date to 6000~ years have been found in the deepest layer of crust and all geologist know that they're simply ignoring that it appears all layers were laid down on the same day. I.E Global Flood.
The lack of any transitional fossils in the record at all is a constant headache and so is the lack of observation of any new information in genetics but only loss or mutation.
There is a lot of information out there saying Evolution and a Long Age is not reasonable.
Adrian Perry
>cuckoldry: An act of adultery committed by a married woman against her husband
>adultery: voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and a person who is not his or her spouse.
>sexual
Mary did not have sex with anyone. Besides, Joseph already had kids at that point and was a widower. He was trusted to be the guardian of Mary who was a consecrated virgin of the Lord.
Carter Gutierrez
en.wikipedia.org
So all of this work done by scientists (people smarter than you) is wrong?
Dominic Bailey
>Be ancient tribe in Cnaan who didn't even understand how weather and rain works
>Invent some tribal religion with both copied stories and oc because that what people did back then.
>then some asshole makes up a story about a savior who will come back soon.
>2000 years later he still didn't come
>mean while people have to jump through hoops to explain how a world wide flood happened because they can't take a hint.
Owen Mitchell
How did you learn that
Justin Bell
Really... You do seem offended at the thought you might of accepted a big lie.
Also where is that Single Star Birth I've asked for?
Christopher Mitchell
Just block the sutra senpai.
Caleb Turner
its called reading
I'm prob sure these things can't be learned in 90% of the schools in the anglosphere though
Nicholas Rodriguez
Pretty much. They know what they're doing and they know they're just ignoring that they could select for a much smaller date within the range of 10,000 years if the took into account at the observable rates of land erosion via water. Its not hard to figure out why they might have an agenda to ignore obvious data.
Ryan Perry
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You didn't ask me, but whatever. I can use Google unlike some.
Jayden Morgan
>at the time
How come over 50% of scientists today still believe in God if you've all the answers to life?
Oliver Butler
I mean the creator of all existence has name?
no one thought this was odd?
Lincoln Perez
VIRGIN mary
Camden Rogers
Trying to spread degeneracy to gentiles again, Schlomo? Go back to your synagogue.
Camden Perez
And he needs us to cut part of our dick?
Was he taking the piss
Asher Nguyen
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Well I've gotta go but I'll leave you with this and... this.
>However, its density is high enough that it is ejecting streams of matter from itself
Okay then. Sounds like its already formed and might actually be falling apart.
I shouldn't have to explain why if star birth was happening we should see all stages of it everywhere we look. Yet here we have something that already has a core and is simply jettisoning extra material just like a black hole does.
Ayden Bennett
?
Maybe if you count social """science"""
Which type of Christian are you anyway? Are all the rest wrong?
Zachary Russell
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Logan Gomez
>I told em to cut their dicks
>AND THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
Jose Stewart
>Joe the Carpenter gets to fuck pussy sweet enough for God hisself.
I've never thought of it that way, but it's true.
Asher Taylor
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Colton Wright
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Eli Nelson
He got crucified and that somehow saves your soul?
First he doesn't you to eat pigs but then he doesn't care?
He used to do miracles no problem but he ran out of magic?
Matthew Peterson
don't you fucking understand anything you fucking retard
magic has a cd to balance it
Parker Hill
>WE WUZ JEWZ AND SHEEIT
Landon Lee
>Not feeling very bright?
>Smile, and remember:
>There are grown adults with such a poor knowledge of geography that they actually believe that a penguin can fucking walk from Antarctica to the Middle East.
Hunter Stewart
really makes you think
Caleb Wright
>Slavery is ok if you don't them too hard
Gavin Powell
>He want to help some army chase another army so he stopped the sun
Austin King
He tried help some army win but failed because they had iron chariots
Isaiah Lopez
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Leo Johnson
>Which type of Christian
Roman Catholicism, the original church founded by Lord Jesus in 33 AD.
>Are all the rest wrong?
I belong to the original Christian church, but you and I have equal chances for salvation.
Camden Hughes
i cant tell whos trolling who
Dylan Allen
"virgin" mary, god got cucked. that's why it was possible for yeshwa to die.
Blake Stewart
He banished the first humans from a place that is no where to be found
Carson Young
>I belong to the original Christian church
no you don't, and even if you did so what?
Juan Ramirez
So Jesus founded a religion around himself? Sounds like a entitled prat.
Jaxon James
He wanted to check if some guy really is good and just so he killed his family.
Asher Myers
>that pic
Not a Christfag but, if we're going to accept the existence of Heaven, getting murdered is a huge favor
>go directly to an eternal Paradise, to dwell in glory forever basking in the loving personal presence of the All-Creator of the Universe
>don't have to experience decades of frustration, pain, sickness, and heartbreak, culminating in a slow lingering death
Why would you even be mad
Elijah Jenkins
just a local news event about some jew faggot dying then 50 years later someone necrothreads it and it becomes a meme.
nice
Matthew Price
>18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ[a] took place in this way. When his mother Mary had been betrothed[b] to Joseph, before they came together she was found to be with child from the Holy Spirit. 19 And her husband Joseph, being a just man and unwilling to put her to shame, resolved to divorce her quietly. 20 But as he considered these things, behold, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream, saying, “Joseph, son of David, do not fear to take Mary as your wife, for that which is conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit. 21 She will bear a son, and you shall call his name Jesus, for he will save his people from their sins.”
tl;dr Joseph thought he had been cucked and was going to throw Mary to the kerb but then God told him not to.
Concrete proof that Jesus was white.
Anthony Evans
You dont actually believe earth is 6,000 years old, do you? If you do I reccomend taking a biology course via your local community college, also maybe provide sources on your claims that scientists have found carbon 14 dating to 6,000~ in the deepest layer of crust. If you honestly believe without any doubt that planet earth is 6,000 years old, you are completely delusional
Dylan Lewis
If that pic is true then why did pagans get BTFO by christians
Thomas Sanders
Degeneracy police in full force.
>He got crucified and that somehow saves your soul?
>John 15:13 - Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
By dying for us he liberated us from sin. His blood is like a payment for human sins.
Lucas Murphy
Good point.
David Brooks
kek
Zachary Allen
is truth based on numbers?
Mason Morris
>u mad?
>bald assertion
>lmao dude
>bald assertion
>verse
average christshitposter
Luke Collins
>implying they don't coexist
Maybe that's the case back in Pakistan, Ahmed. However, some of the greatest discoveries were made by Christians.
Ryan Walker
and?
Isaiah Cook
Like I said before they were most likely Religious because there wasn't enough technology to make a valid argument at the time. Modern scientists are mostly non religious.
Henry Rogers
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James Garcia
>>go directly to an eternal Paradise
It's not said in Scripture that you go there directly.
Some theologians have argued that Paradise and Hell should remain empty until the Last Judgment, because it would be absurd for God to judge the same person twice. Also because the resurrection of the bodies only happens at the Last Judgment, and that Heaven or Hell without a body ain't really Heaven or Hell.
Christian Davis
>However, some of the greatest discoveries were made by Christians.
I'd love to see the religious methodology they used to find their discoveries. Did they use equivalent exchange with some shapes and pentagrams?
Oh right, they used the scientific method to discover that and not a politically infused culture meme with ritual practice and superstition.
Joshua Nguyen
Holy fuck where is this from?
Brayden Perez
Sure. Back in ye olden days when everyone was a christian.
Xavier Hernandez
>Sure i believe what was taught to me from birth.
>But i also thought about it objectively and it happened to be the right religion.
Nicholas Clark
lots of people beleive what hey were taught from birth to be the objectively right religion though why are they wrong and you right?
Nicholas Martin
let's not forget that Muslims also believe in the immaculate conception (in fact they also believe that Mary herself was conceived in such a way)
So both Islam and Christianity believe their messiah (and yes, Jesus is the Messiah according to Muslims as well, Muhammad is the last prophet, but Jesus is the Messiah) is the result of cuckoldry.
Carson Perez
archaeology.wyjs.org.uk
you pagans got cucked by Christianity