What is going on in these countries?

What is going on in these countries?

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I believe watching something about one of those countries being very closed to the outside like a 2nd NK but really have no idea.

There was a war between two of them recently I think. I dunno. Such a group of non-countries

islamic communism, literally

it's filled with dictators who place themselves as father of the nation and start banning random shit on a whim

on the other hand there is significantly less hurka-durka bullshit there

>Haalo this is Borat

hi

When the old commies leader will die they will be islamic revolution in all these country.

Kazakhstan: Borat and astronaut landings
Others: literally no idea

Kebab and lots of body odor

You know those kids that used to fight each other in high school but when the teachers dragged them into the office or called the cops they would all bite their tongues and keep quiet? That's them.

cool architecture

There is oil and muslims but USA doesn't know about it

Looks the back of American 1$ bill.

Basically it's completely identical to the stuff you see in Russian dash cam footage, except they're Mongolic in appearance and Muslim.

I dunno but we should bomb them.

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Uzbekistan is a dictatorship worse than North Korea, but for some reason nobody talks about it.

Otherwise, Islam, but they're being oppressed which prevents them from durka durkaing.

But if the current leaders die, who knows what'll happen...

Worst in what terms? I think you don't know much about both countries to compare.

You are thinking of Turkmenistan

>astana_kazakhstan.jpg
>being this redpilled

>legend of zelda triforce

cute volleyball girls

I should also point out that I'm Turkmenistan theor equivalent of Kim il-sung (I forgot his name) already died and basically nothing in the country changed other than a very slight relaxing of some policies. But it's still. basically north Korea 2.0

And note that they are mostly peaceful muslims who don't want sharia laws. They just want to live simple and hidden life without ambitions of world dominance. Thats why you don't hear about Uzbekistan wanting to have nuclear weapon or some else shit.

>in Turkmenistan their

Fuck I am typing from my phone while sick in the bed :(

Old former Communist God-Kings.

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greatest potassium

This as well. Stalin anally raped the Islamism out of them.

Islamism as a political ideology was not a thing in times of Stalin i think.

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Islamism is the basis upon which Islam was founded
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Muslim_conquests

It was just getting going at that point. After the Ottomans fell the Islamists started coming around. Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt, Sauds in Arabia etc. They were in Central Asia as well but they lost to the Soviets, originally Lenin gave them concessions such as sharia law in their areas. Then Stalin got rid of it all and killed the Islamists.

I knew an Uzbek I used to work with. It's a puzzling situation.

Apparently Uzbekistan was actually utilizing USSR gibmedats to modernize and have somewhat of a "modern" economy. When the USSR tanked, they tanked harder.

They do have a dictatorship, and shit is really corrupt. Uzbekbro told me state militia will harass the fuck out of you at checkpoints until you pay them.

The government is polarizing though, because for some reason they don't really get along with Russia. Something to do with gold and gas trade.

Despite being Muslim, they're pretty secular. They let us have an airbase for invading Afghanistan because they're afraid of border radicals coming in and influencing things.

I know Uzbekbro said he was Muslim, but I saw him buy bacon at the store and he thinks women covering themselves is wrong. He's also older. Served in the USSR army in the 80's.

He was pretty redpilled on most things and really kept up with global politics through broken English.

Looks decadent.
The white house thingy with the blue/gold thing on top looks sorta decent if you take away the blue/gold thing on top

The rest looks awfull

in those countries there is problem...

And that problem is the Jew.

throw the jew down the well

so my country can be free

[so my country can be free]

Ylvis, the Fox guys, wondered the same thing, so they went over there are tried to mockingly become famous.

youtube.com/watch?v=wk4rSTTr8Og

Their weird, annoying guide was later driven out of the country for political reasons.

>What is going on in these countries?

knife fights

Turkmenistan looks nice.

By the way, one thing most people here don't know is that all these countries are Turkic.

inbreeding.

Considering the populations are a mix of Russians, Asians and turks, I seriously doubt that.

Lowkey ISIS activity. And lots of Khajiits.

Turkan-Mongol Khanate's

Why does Kazakhstan have a hard on for russia? Also the people of Kazakhstan hate the Ukrainians for bitching about the famine

I know that one of them that borders China has most marriages occur from women being abducted off the streets, even if they're already in a relationship with the abductor..

>Lots of Khajiits.
I don't know what those are.

I wasnt talking about Kazahstan.
North part of are pretty normal.
Other stans are 100% muslims shitholes.
Where you will get jailed for life due refusing to eat one of national dishes.
t. horse dick.
Also huge amount of inbreeding.

pretty nice. but astana is an exception there. the rest of the countries are not that rich

Islamism = Islam

If you don't support jihadism, then you're a filthy kuffar.

T. Jew

This is the daughter of the president of Uzbekistan, she's a hottie.

Nothing. Central Asian history involves repeated invasions from Russia, Arabia and East Asia, and they lose every single time.

There's a door to hades in Turkmenistan.

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can confirm uzbek girls are qt 3.14s

That's where Ghengis Khan came from you dumbasses

Hey look, they gave the same power to some dictator that I was given in Sim City 2000

There is a uszbek family in the house next to us. The mother is hot as fuck

How did you know what Hillary's White House will look like before she even wins?

I don't see what South African racist slurs have to do with Islam

titty fixation

Turkmenistan

Why does a thread die as soon as I post in it?

He was born in Mongolia you idiot.

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I bet you think Attila was born in Hungary

steppes. Miles and miles of nothing but steppes. Truly Mongol lebensraum.

Buy a book sometime

Nah, not at all.

My girlfriend is Kazakh and I've been there several times, they aren't as secular as in the West but not far from it either.

Uzbekibekibekibekibekibekibekistan

Emigration to Russia mostly. Kazakh here, can answer questions

Mongol rape baby

Are you a muslim ?

Your stance on the soviet union?

Yeah that looks like Elsweyr

more pls, user.

> The 21 definition of Mongolia is obviously the same as the 12th

No, she's an actual Mongol

The US does know about it, but Mother Russia would take issue if we started fucking shit up in her backyard/economic sphere.

The US really wants to fuck up the stans but Russia won't let it. That's why Cold War 2.0 got started.

No, I was baptized but I don't give a fuck. I am agnostic as most of my country. People there can eat sheep on Ramadan or paint eggs on Easter but they aren't devout.
Soviet union was mostly good for my country as Soviets brought infrastructure, education, European specialists as well as education, but Russians and balts were fucked pretty bad.

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Tajikistan is Persian.

do you think the rest of the muslim world would be more peaceful if it weren't for the US fucking up everything?

I know Kazakhstan has a lot of good boxers.
Gennady Golovkin

Would Kazakhstan join a union state with russia like Belarus?

True. Persians and Turks are generally quite mixed in the area. Afganistan is another example of a state with major mix of the two hyper-groups.

Islam was always political and world dominating in ambition.

Read the Koran: it is full of orders to conquer and subdue the unbeliever until the whole earth submits to the 'dar al Islam.'

wtf do people even do over here

Yes. Russia and Britain handled things in the East differently, with less shit.
It already did, Eurasian union. That's why I am in Russia, I can travel and work here easily.

You don't wanna know. Sup Forums has convinced me South America is worse than Sub-Saharan Africa and Central Asia combined.

kek'd immensely

Their people do shit jobs in Russia.

Imagine moving a lot of dindus to a state and then let them run it unchecked

oh yeah the pit to hell

man that thing's neat as fuck

commie muslim chinks

This picture was taken in February?

If I recall temperatures in central asia reach -30 degrees in winter, how are those people not dead?