Be Me

>Be Me
>Hot Face and Body 9/10
>White
>Dresses Extremely Well
>Very Well Groomed and Smells good
>Lives in a college town in the very center of the downtown culture
>Pussy everywhere
>Still haven’t got laid yet and been here for 4 weeks now

So me and my roommate went and hit up some bars and numerous times there have been girls all over me... then after I leave and come back they won’t even look at me.. what the fuck am I doing wrong?!

I was even at work a few days ago and some smoking hot, banging girl came in and smiled at me.. so I smiled back and looked at her sexy up and down then she left and came back in and gave me her phone number with a heart on it. I called her when I got off work and she said she was busy and we’d hang out the next day... she didn’t talk to me on the phone the whole next day then early this morning she says she’s coming back downtown and she wants to hang out...

Just before all that happened I met a French girl when I was drunk I stumbled into a Starbucks and there she was.. I stay next to her and she started talking to me so as drunk as I was I just leaned in and kissed her on the cheek which was something she apparently liked and then we mobbed around downtown holding hands and I walked her home.. she kept saying the next day she was busy on her project and she didn’t have time because her visa was expiring in 2 days.. but on her last day I got her to come back downtown and mob around with me and we ended up in front of my apartment which is secure access and I asked her to come up.. she almost did until I told her not to mind the beer cans everywhere due to my roommates partying and smoking bud all the time.. she didn’t want to come up after that so we went somewhere else and then she said she had to go.

Seriously I’m a 9/10, fit and I smell good and dress very well. All of my clothes are top end. All the girls tell me I look like Johnny Depp from crybaby. What am I doing wrong?

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Just be yourself

Alright Elliott Roger.

Have you got a meme stache? You need to show the babes your most offensive memes. If they stil hang out with you, then you need to marry that bitch right away.

Small penis. Bitches can sense it. Try some penis pills.

beat me to it

Nah dude I have a 6” with girth

could be your personality. BUT you have to realize that to some (most) girls you are just eye candy. Being a 10/10 is cancer because every girl just wants to look at you and be around you but they want nothing to do with you romantically because you're a hearbreaker automatically. Being a 9/10 is relatively worse because initially they'll flirt with you and lead you on but then they end up thinking
>wow this hot guy is really into me and he's nice... wait a minute he just wants sex then

Have you tried rape?

this seems most likely

Stop being a nigger.

Yeah maybe that’s true.. but women that go to the bars and go out just want to fuck anyway right? I mean why else would they even go to the bar to begin with?

I’m not big on the bar scene anyway and I haven’t dated in a long time let alone get my dick wet.

Women are fucking stupid.

It’s like they want this or that but they don’t want to give it up when it comes down to it. They go to a bar to meet someone to fuck obviously but they don’t end up going through with it because they’re idiots and frauds. I don’t know.

maybe your momma lied to you when told you are a 9/10

>overblown self-image/10

they go to the bar to get free drinks

Elliot Rogers/10

Agreed, it's easy to think it's yourself who is doing something wrong but chalking it down to simple retardation of a female brain genuinely makes more sense lmao. You never know what the fuck they're thinking.
>spend 3 hours getting ready to go to bar
>wash vagina thuroughly because you plan on getting fucked
>at the bar 9/10 guys everywhere
>hit it off with one guy
>gonnagetmypussysmashedtonight.jpg
>*iphone message alert*
>"Real Housewives Episode 4 has been pushed to tomorrow! Sorry for the inconvenince"
>Dumb broad now in a bad mood for the rest of the night and ends up giving you blue balls and flakes.

Just as easy it is to turn them on it's even easier to turn them off. Women are an enigma that is not even worth attempting to attempt to attempt to figure out.

Lol this.

I think this sums it up. Women are just fucktards.

how big is your dick op

Elliot Rogers my ass

I would never do such a thing

"Yeah, women are dumb you guys. I guess they all just hate hot guys.

Anyway, let me get back to supporting the berjillions of dollars porn industry and my pony collection."

- Every guy claiming its hard to get laid ever.

most guys that claim 'getting laid is hard' is a spectrum of 2/10 looking dweebs or 9/10 looking chads with a sense of the finer things.

I suggest you delete your comment unless you want to taste my katana, infidel.

So yeah she just hit me up again. I can tell she likes me but how can I make tonight perfect? I actually like her she is bangin’ So I don’t want to screw this up. I want her in my bed tonight

6” with girth. My ex gf told me I hit her g spot every time. I hit it so hard she squirted on me numerous times so I definitely am good in bed.

That's a postulation based off a singular encounter (multiple times, same person). Different spot locations seem to the norm.

I have taste for finer things.. I won’t even consider a girl from lower stature. So I guess I’m stuck up in that regard.

FIRST OF ALL
>alright cool
Was so rude. She told you what she liked and enjoyed, you can't say that. Rule #1 is be a good and fun texter. The appropriate response was
>compliment her taste in recreational activies
then
>blah blah, anyways i'm here now where should we meet :3

Also just surpress your autism for like 1 hour and you should be fine. Just act like a cool guy from a movie if that helps you virgin fucktard.

Have you considered that you might be a douchebag?

Yeah but let’s just say I know how to fuck.. my ex gf taught me well.. she was into bondage and she showed me how to make a girl cum hard. So I definitely have a lot of experience in bed. My roommate told me I was acting like a creeper a little bit.. but what do you expect from a drunk dude trying to get pussy

>compliment her hobbies
She has shit-tier hobbies though

You sound like Elliot Rodger

U R UGLY FUCKWIT KYS

Yeah I am a little bit of a douche bag

You smell desperate. Girls can smell that like literally that pheramone

it's all an act lad. be a star, set the stage - play with their emotions & cater to their likes. Don't be silly now.

Maybe try not doing that

You’re absolutely right. I am desperate to get laid right now because I haven’t fucked in a looooong time and I really need it. I’ll try not to act desperate tonight, but instead I’ll just be chill as fuck and interesting in a good way.

Women tend to want what they can't have or what gets them emotional. You don't want to be too available or busy chasing a girl, it looks desperate and needy which kills attraction. Just go out with the intention of having a good time.

You are absolutely delusional in many ways. You live in a fantasy world. Your interpretations of yourself and society and your interactions with it are so widely off the mark of what is normal and rational. left unchecked, these misinterpretations could easily become severe delusions of grandeur and you will manifest these delusions to people you know. For example, telling everyone you fucked a celebrity or that you are going to be appointed secret ruler of New York City.

You probably are a compulsive liar and should seek professional help.

too specific user, what aren't you telling us

you didn't notice that you keep literally shitting yourself.

>not knowing women have been known to go to the bar to see friends, dance, drink and look good without any idea of sex

Not many interactions with the opposite sex, huh?

Do what River Phoenix did, kys.

You are short. No coming back from that so kys.

Sounds like your personality is 0/10 nikka

everything you just said here is exactly why women want nothing to do with you after the initial appeal of physical attraction wears thin.

you're a shit tier human and that becomes immediately obvious to anyone that isn't on drugs or retarded. you'll be forever alone until you change your attitude and outlook on everything.

kys now to save yourself the effort

I've noticed a distinct niggerish vocabulary pattern in your writing. Maybe it has something to do with you being a wigger?

how the fuck would you know you beta cuck

Left something out of your greentext OP let me fix it

>Delusional

I agree with this. Assuming op actually is attractive and not delusional to the point of insanity, he gives off a real Elliott Rodger vibe. Like a total oblivious asshat to the real world.

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OP probably your only problem is your confidence or your approach pal might be abit forward or not forward enough. I believe you when you say you're a good looking guy because it's hard to admit that and not sound like a cunt. Just chill out mate and remember these girls are in college just act more mature around them and experienced and treat them like kids. Love b/ro

I think she was on her period and thats why she blew me off yesterday

This kinda shit is why girls don't like you

Why? I’m just realistic, bold and blunt. But yeah I guess I shouldn’t be like that.

And fuck that Elliot Rogers shit. I’m the nicest guy around and chill as fuck. I’m just sexually frustrated.

this, you're either not confident enough or boring. if you have to ask on Sup Forums despite being 9/10 then you're probably both.

Thats what I do with hot girls. *sad face*

So you're even more of a pussy than he was

Don't be desperate, it scares the shit out of people.

There are girls who look like this hiding in the academic dorm on Friday night reading the hobbit to their stuffed cats and crying because they are lonely and wishing any boy would ask them out

Why haven't you fucked them in the ass yet

Come to think of it I don’t want a college girl anyway. I’m in my mid twenties. I’m ready for a serious bizness relationship.. but dear God don’t tell any girl that because that’s an instant turn off right?! Fucking bitches are stupid as fuck. I’d fuck a college girl but I sure as fuck won’t date one. They’re childish as fuck. I’m just here to work and finish my degree and hopefully get some pussy.. but in all truth I want an actual girlfriend where we can get serious as in love and romantic and stuff.

>Smells good
People shouldn't smell like anything.

Lol I totally should

>Dresses Extremely Well
>Very Well Groomed and Smells good
>I smell good and dress very well.
>All of my clothes are top end.

You find what you're looking for in a bar that's for sure

>Wont

I'm not sure how many women you've been around, but most don't go to bars to fuck. They like to dance, and usually that means finding a dude/dudes to dance with, but I'm pretty sure you're fantasizing if you think they're all there to fuck. You're the one who wants to fuck, and they are not the stupid ones for not wanting to fuck you.

This OP you're more likely to get laid with girls like this you might even get into a serious relationship

THIS IS BULLSHIT

YOU SAVED UP AT LEAST 5 SUPREME GENTLEMAN POINTS AND THAT SHOULD GRANT YOU A FREE RIDE ON ANY CHICK

WTF WIMYNZ

Bullshit dude. It’s not me. I use to get laid all the fucking time back home. I’d go to a coffee shop and have girls go home with me all the time and we’d fuck for days straight nonstop. So don’t tell me I’m wrong.

Lol I'm a 5/10 and get nothing but hot chicks all the time. Anytime. You perceive yourself as a 9/10 but you're probably an arrogant 3.

You're obviously not as hot and nice as you think you are, otherwise there'd be plenty of girls who'd want you. If your attitude with them is anything like it is here (ex "she must have been on her period [to not want to fuck me]" or "girls are stupid,") then you're just showing them that you think they're all just stupid cunts whose job it is to fuck you.

Nah dude. I’m definitely a 10/10 girls have told me many times.

Eh, still think you're wrong. Do you also think girls go to coffee shops just to get laid too then? Maybe there's something up with "back home," but the fact that you said that girls go home "with me all the time and we'd fuck for days straight nonstop" makes this all sound a bit too much like fantasy for me to believe you.

The problem is, get ready… your PERSONALITY.

You're a beta wuss. Long live ALPHAS.

Prove it. Post your face.

This. The personality you are displaying here sucks. It sounds like you're butthurt because the women aren't sleeping with YOU, as if your some kind of prize and they're dumb for not wanting you.

Be more aggressive, wear a morph suit with your face exposed and chase them down all the while throwing cabbage at them and begging for pussy.

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Ask for what you want, user. Text her this: "Are you dtf? It's been awhile..."

Could be that you're just a piece of shit.

You sound like a huge fucking poser faggot dude. The way you write and talk about yourself is cringy as fuck. You can play fancy dress up with hollister cologne all you want but the moment they learn you have the IQ of a snowball they'll turn the other way. I believe this is why you "haven't gotten laid in 2 weeks".

You should go read this article on how not to be the creepy guy. You might learn something about yourself. Maybe something you're doing that you didn't even realize was creepy? (But you are coming off totally creepy).
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Hang out at the book store and watch the shelf ware they have supernatural romance books, chat up any none fat girl with glasses who is buying them on a week end evening

Don't forget they have low self esteem and will do any thing you ask and they have hyper sexual imaginations

This could also be said of girls buying comic books, anime, or other sci-fi/fantasy shit. Even better if it's the good stuff (Anne McCaffery and shit), 'cause then she might be worth keeping around.

I bet you're ugly and creepy, but too delusional and socially retarded to realize it.

Ah yes Anne and her gay dragon rider sex

I'm also in the 8-9/10 range (based on girl's opinions) and I'll tell you one thing I learned the hard way:

Clinginess and fast emotion will kill anything.

Whenever I met a girl who was so into me I always tried to sew her up by being really into wanting to see her a lot, texting, because I felt like the spark would die out if I didn't.

Turns out girls WANT you to NOT WANT them. In other words, don't be so interested in seeing her a lot - make her chase you. Also, girls get put off when they think you're trying to cuff them too early. ESPECIALLY girls that are also in the 8-9/10 range.

It sucks because acting "not that interested" is boring as fuck and it drags on - but it really is the key.

You have to be 8-9/10 and ALSO act not too interested.

I also don't like girls incessantly texting/calling me, or wanting to tie me down too early. I don't think that's a "girl thing." -_-