I work at a group home as a Tard Wrangler

I work at a group home as a Tard Wrangler
AMA

ever fucked a tard grill?

Yup, I wrangled some tards back in my day. DEM DAMN TARDS

Cool. If you have some stories, please share

There was this one tard that tried to make me eat his poo. But I beat the shit out of the tard. Took a turd on his mouth and made him eat my shit! Then I wrangled him with my dick

no

What's a tard wrangler, exactly? What are the duties in the job description?
That's a shame. I've always wanted to mash a potato.

Most of the tards I work with have aggression issues so they flip out a lot and we have to restrain them until they calm down.

gay

well at my job I make sure they are taken care of. I clean cook and make sure they keep there behaviour in check.

speaking of tards....ive always wantesmd to see some fuck. Do they ecen make porn with tards??

I work with all boys in the house I'm at and I don't like Dick even though I see way to much.

probably they internet is a fucked up place

do tards really have massive dongs?

I was on vacation once with a hotel room full of teachers who worked with tards. they were in the bathroom all getting dressed doing make up and were talking about tard cock. they kept calling it "gods cruel joke" because they were massive. These women were hot.....you could tell they loved looking at the cocks.

lol it varies from person to person like everyone else lol but I can say none of them have any shame they will run around butt naked at any time

The first day I ever worked at my job This one non verbal boy ran out of the bathroom as I walked in the house and ran laps around the house his Tard dong was flapping around. all I can think was this is my life now lol

Did you tell them that you had some tard cock you'd be happy to share? Or is autist cock different?

How did you end up there anyway?

kek! yeah i heard tards are packing heat and i wasn't sure if it was true. guess i have my answer kek

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There was another time I was working it was fourth of July so we got back from fireworks with the boys and this one boy was sticking his hand done his pants and rubbing himself. All I told him was he needed to go into his room or the bathroom and do that. He flipped out screamed I'm going to rub myself here dropped his pants and charged at me while rubbing his Dick. Me and another staff had to restrain him without his pants on it was fucked up.

I needed a job that I can get a lot of hours at and the company was hiring. Plus I had experience with kids driving school bus in the past.

to give you guys a idea of the level of intelligence the tards I work with. none of them have IQs higher than 60 they range physically from 8 to 22 but are are mentally 1 to 5 years old and they have multiple disorders

I never knew or even heard it before. They forgot I was watching TV on the bed and just went off for like 15 minutes talking graphically about the cocks and how distracting it was anytime one of them popped a stiffy. How they would randomly pull it out and stroke it. Then laughed about how fast they would cum if you didnt stop them. ai was like....dah fuq? They sounded like guys in the locker room and came out all proper and priss after. lol. Never forgot it tho.

that's pretty hot tbh man. fuk

Even the dumbest dog can be trained not to bite. Yet these violent defectives cannot?

yeah the tards and autistics they worked with were like....12 to 18 i guess. It was weird to hear them commenting that way.

you said the chicks were hot?

Why are these things allowed to live? Almost all severe birth defects can be detected in utero now; there is no excuse for them to have ever been born.

>muh prolife

Pro useless, dangerous, violent, sex-crime-waiting-to-happen life, rather.

Their is something that doesn't fire right in their brains that makes them agressive. I will never say these kids are dumb though they just can't control there urges. We have one boy he has a disorder called PICA and he gets the urge to eat anything edible or non he even makes himself vomit to eat that. He has to be watched constantly so he doesn't eat like toys or anything.

Do you molest the ones with tits?

oh for fuckin sure. All california beach girls. tan, smoked weed. Cool girls and hot AF. They werent sluts either which made it more surprising.

god damn bro

>be me
>low self-esteem
>girl in special classes but somewhat coherent
>she wants the d
>we fool around, still kind of young and inexperienced
>outside school at a nearby park
>making out sloppy, thought she was just really horny
>whip dick out
>goes down to zuckmadik
>she fucking bites it
>reflexively punch her in the head
>she cries and runs away
>never get in trouble
>talks to me next day like nothing happened

went better than expected

Becuase there are people who see them as human beings not things as you put it. At least the one I work with can walk and do some things themselves I wouldn't do this job if I had to work with the ones that are bedridden.

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and now, the retard wrangler song!

Oh I'd rather just sleep, masturbate,
learn to play some cards,

See a flick, go on a date,
or just play Nin-ten-do

But I gots me a job,
wrangling me all the retards

who shit everywhere
and count to po-ta-to

Whoop-ee-tay-yi-yo, get along, you retards
hey Jeremie! Leave that kids boogers alone,
you lack a chromosome, you poor little retards,
luckily for me, I've got two of my own!

Oh, there's no use in trying to educate a retard,
anything of high learning will go to waste,
but Lord oh God help me, if I could teach a retard,
I'd teach them all that you shouldn't eat paste.

Whoop-ee-tay-yi-yo, get along, you retards
hey Jeremie! Leave that kids boogers alone,
you lack a chromosome, you poor little retards,
luckily for me, I've got two of my own!

I heard a story about a similar tard that had to be constantly watched so he didn't stick his fingers down the throats of the *other* tards so he could eat their vomit.

i would totally bang a tard user style if i could. Just to see what it was like. I bet it would be weird as fuck

If they are no danger to anyone, that's one thing.

If they are violent, and cannot be socialised, that's something else. Keep the violent animals the fuck away from us.

Absolutely disgusting.
I would too and I bet it's fun.

lol several of the kids I work with have tendencies to get a little to friendly. they always want hugs and shit and they don't care if male or female. those ones we limit them to just fist bumps

like ive seen documentaries about tard couples...some of the girls had great bodies. made me wonder how they even percieved sex....or urges to have it

the aren't always violent but it does happen. part of the job is to try and keep bad behaviours from happening. they can be really funny sometime too so and when we do take them out into society they don't act out ad much becuase they like to go places

>be 16
>high school too poor to give tards own classroom so they were in all ours
>this one tard
>would absolutely flip the fuck out if anyone talked to him for more than a minute or so
>one day in class some nigger kid starts talking to tard, attempting to fuck with him
>tard flips out and screeches
>stabs nigger in leg with scissors
>teacher panics and runs out of room, leaving us to fend for ourselves, wtf.jpg
>tard going crazy and running around classroom
>friend next to me decides this isn't the day he wants to die
>grabs textbook and hurls it across the room
>pegs yard in the face with infallible accuracy
>right then teacher comes back in with principal and school police officer
>tard is hunched in corner crying
>mfw

What level of home are you working in, or are you a personal helper? Job coach, carer, care team or counselor? What is the profile for your tater patch? Lulzy or poop factory job site?

>t. Care Manager of Service Level 4c facility who was once an L3 job coach and group home care team leader

here's a funny story the place I work at has it's own school besides special homes they live in I'm second shift so I work mostly in the houses. One day I pick up a first shift and is at the school. The classroom I'm in has this one boy who lives in the house I'm at and he like to pretend he smokes cigarettes using a crayon. Then there is a girl Tard in his class room with a baby doll and they play house daily. on they day I'm working she just starts yelling at the boy telling he's a fucking asshole and she's going to take the baby and leave. Without missing a beat the boy takes a drag of the crayon and says No one wants your old ass anyways. me and the other staff ended up restraining the girl becuase she chucked the doll at him and lunged at him it was gold we where laughing during the restraint.

My job title is ADSP

Our house can be lulzy but we do have 3 kids in pull ups and luckily the rest are potty trained so I would say poop factory although we got a new kid that will though he shitty diaper at you lol