Quick Lads, we must take up arms.
Those dammed Emu's are preparing for a second conquest against the Australian people, we must defend our land, women, and children from this menace
Pic is evidence.
2nd Emu war now
Levi Anderson
Jaxson Peterson
Jason Hernandez
That's racist
Austin Sullivan
>Vodafone
lol what a faggot, who even uses Vodafone?
Jackson Bailey
#NotAllEmus
Liam Butler
>straya criticizing another country's internet
Henry Lopez
The Emu's have higher birthrates then the native Australian population, we cannot provide for these "Refugees"
Jose Smith
mate i got Global A-
Asher Jackson
just so you guys know, i bribed the Telstra execs.
thats how you get good internet.
Luis Turner
The emus are just as, if not more, native as the Australian humans living there.
They have a right to be there. They don't even get benefits and the same privileges as you.
Omg I hate Australia now such bigots
Jackson Bell
>sucking dick
>bribing
be honest with us user
Parker Garcia
OI mate you are gonna loose again if you pick up arms and you know it!
NO ONE DEFEATS THE MIGHTY EMUS!
Angel Myers
If you kill the emus, they win.
Gabriel Brooks
But this time we have a defence force, we can defend ourselves.
Elijah Nelson
If you've never been within close proximity to a pack of wild emus. You have no idea the type of primal fear that they stir in you. They are fucking insane psychopathic dinosaurs. They also freak you the fuck out because of how bizarre looking they are and the way they run.
Jace Powell
>Sucking Vodafone dick
>Taking their rates up the ass
Be honest with us user
Jason Taylor
Delete
Henry Ortiz
So that's why they ordered those new submarines...
Isaac Martinez
Land Submarines, they will take out the Emu's long before they get to our coasts.
Brandon Sanders
Aussie riot squad has been dispatched.
Nathaniel Watson
...
William Howard
The Avian state will soon control Australia.
Galah ackbar!
Camden Barnes
...
Dominic Flores
I knew it, those dammed Magpie's and their Collingwoodsachs bankers are behind the acceptance for emu's
Josiah Adams
Death to MAMMALS.
Luis Young
EMU UPRISING
SPECIES WAR NOW
Bentley Rivera
Jaxon Cooper
How the fuck do you lose a war to a bird?
Jeremiah Young
strewth m8
Brody Bailey
Die Aussie fag
Nolan Cruz
Defend our arid and shitty land, defend your ugly sunburned shit skin ppl, you even eat your countrys pet, you eat kangaroos thats like eating dog. fucking uncivilized mongrel.
Jeremiah Price
>Quick Lads, we must take up arms.
Daniel Gomez
send them over to europe. we'll take them with pleasure.
Wyatt Turner
If you kill your enemy, he wins.
Gabriel Wright
Send the emu's over to Europe they'll form gangs and fights with our immigrant gangs.
We'd solve both Australia's and Europe's problems.
Christian Foster
Nuke them
Xavier Ward
Emu meat pies aint half bad bro
Hudson Cruz
How can Australian men even compete?
Joshua Wood
The War is inevitable.
Emus have higher birthrate than Australians.
If not the war, they will win economically.
You should liberate them and insert democracy.
Ethan Hall
>egyptian namefag
o boi.
Ethan Stewart
I'm really upset that colonials didn't domesticate emus. We could have cool ass domesticated local wildlife but instead we have fucking cats and dogs.
James Walker
Does emu taste good?
Logan Barnes
You can buy a huge goanna for a pet though.
Austin Gomez
I dont think you could handle the emus AND the carp. RIP in piss aussibros.
Nicholas Sanchez
they cant be domesticated and treated as pets, too dangerous.
Sebastian Cox
Shield formation!
Caleb Robinson
Judging from that pic...
RIP Aussies. It was nice reading your shitposts.
Chase Jenkins
(OP)
Good luck mate