Joining the Marines to be yelled at by some manlet

>joining the Marines to be yelled at by some manlet

And yes his name is actually Carlos

>go to army
>risk your one and only life for some manlet dictators power fantacy

>italy joining its army to lose

Only poor people join the army.

LOL @ fighting for jews.

Actually, I love the idea of army as a way to break out of a shitty environment. Think of it as next-gen welfare.

Fuck, why is forced enrollment in military not a thing? You're a NEET and have been for X years? Fine, you're now forced to join the military, where you will finally learn some discipline and how to be a functional member of society. Kinda. I can see this being a good thing.

>joining the army
>GET UP LITTLE BITCH
>officers need to yell at you to simulate they are to be respected
>expect top grade soldiers
>mfw

All males should be forced to do 6 months military service and not be able to push it due to studying.

I would join the military just for the self improvement senpai. And to play with weapons and do shit you would never do in your boring seated all day desk job. If running all day in the woods with your rifle doesn't sound like fun to you you must be a faggot.

This. Wish I would have done it.

>all these unmotivated gomer pyles

When a gunbattle starts guess who gets cut down first? The lanklets.

fuck you ssgt, I'm staying home

guess what? i'm in the US Army and it fucking rocks. fuck you.

tfw may join Military soon

The manlets will get killed first since they're on the frontlines and have something to prove. Lanklets will be officers in the rear since their height puts them in a natural position of authority.

What MOS? What rank? Where you stationed? Tell me about your job. I'm considering enlisting (can't join as officer), they'd put me as a specialist. Also how many minorities do you have to deal with and what kind are they?

That's not what you do. Mostly you do paper work and guard places that will never be attacked.

>joining the military
is this place really worth defending? seriously?

Yeah I know I was exaggerating. I assume on FTXes you do get to do that though. Still doesn't sound bad.

Another question I have about the US military is what kind of benefits do you get out once you're discharged (honorably)? Is it like some kind of welfare? Food stamps? Or is it just the GI bill?

>implying trench warfare hasn't been obsolete for 50 years

Whoa easy there Mattis. Still doesn't invalidate what I just said.

Frontlines? In the rear? What century do you think we're in?

fuck yes

I'd join but I am a 30 year old with a violent felony

Basic training for most/all branches is like one month as it is. Another month before you get stationed.

In bootcamp my rackmate woke up with a boner. When we counted off Drill Instructor Sgt. Kinney saw it and made him yell at his boner until it went away.


Sgt. Kinney also took a liking to me, I would wake up sometimes with him hovering over me, he would look me dead in the eyes and say "Go to sleep recruit." To which I would reply "Aye Aye sir." And hide under my blanket until he went away
Bootcamp was a very interesting experience to say the least

GI Bill, some other education bill if you put money into it. Other then that I'm not really sure.

Unless you go 20 the benefits afterwards aren't that great.

Basic is 3 months for the Marines and nearly the same for the Army, wtf are you talking about

>Sgt. Kinney also took a liking to me, I would wake up sometimes with him hovering over me, he would look me dead in the eyes and say "Go to sleep recruit." To which I would reply "Aye Aye sir."


ahahahahahaha

Sounds like good times. What MOS did you go into?

>working for the economical Jew
>not wanting to kill some shitskins

NEET master race

>made him yell at his boner until it went away.

Top kek hahahaha

The military is the only way you can kill another human being legally and be rewarded for it.

You have to be a total fucking faggot to not want to experience the thrill of slaughtering another human. For 1000s of years warriors dreamed of cutting down their enemy. Why should it be any different today?

Too many weak faggots in the world and on this board.

You can also join a PMC.

If that little twerp got in my face, i would just headbutt him. Does he actually think he looks though? Fucking mexicans, man.

pretty sure all of them require prior combat experience

Which 90% of PMCs come from combat military backgrounds.

You could be an executioner in Texas.
Doctors also sometimes get to euthanize patients.

>degenerates actually believe this

0341 but my batallion sent me back to ITB to pick up 0311 for whatever reason. ITB as a Fleet Marine is chill as fuck

an i wish i had joined the murrican army when i was young, too bad i was too busy gettyng drunk and fucking sluts.

> degenerates

Kill yourself you faggot liberal.

He is Italian. Outdated military thinking is in his blood.

Why just males? Women should be forced to do this as well.

How does it feel to be a welfare queen? Srs question

That sounds awesome, did you have to put up with a lot of shit? How's the 0311 culture, is it all meatheads or can a Sup Forums nerd survive? Are they all jacked or roiding? And why did you join?

PMC's are corporations for the most part, so they have jobs that aren't combat oriented. In that case you just need to have skills they need such as translating certain languages.

With that said, if you have a military background you will have a much better chance at getting in. The other way is if you know the right people.

I was yelled at in basic by a manlet I'd wipe the floor with in a fist fight. It doesn't matter. You're being tested. Do you have the discipline to handle it with out chimping out? Will you respect the rank structure? He might be manlet, but he's a marine and he made it through basic and a lot more without breaking down. If you can't respect that, the military is not for you.

Too many people are joining for the gibes me dat these days.

Do you really want to hear their constant bitching and end up carrying their gear because they're 2weak?

First of all I ain't Italian, second believe it or not but Italy has been at the forefront of military innovation since the middle ages.

>His army doesn't siege the enemy's castle for months
Wew lads

>join marines
>manlet spic screaming in my face
>stonewall expression on my head
>but then his voice raises even higher and cracks
>brain sends the nuclear codes to my sides
>everybody hates me for the rest of bootcamp

>implying they wouldn't be in a different division alltogether

I didn't specify, but I assumed this would be natural to separate the genders. You know, like the israelis do.

"We're not warriors, we're machine operators" - Iceman, Generation Kill

STOP LYING FAGGOT. YOURE PROBABLY THE TYPE THAT GOES HOOAH ALL THE FUCKING TIME NOT CLEARED HOT. Youre a fucking no go here

fucking lol

I'm a trust fund baby. I have plenty of money but I do accept my GI Bill because why the fuck not? It makes faggots like you angry.

I just joined to kill and kill I have.

Completely normal.

top kek

>tfw I laugh in the most inappropriate situations
Fuck, boot camp would sure be tough for me.

Today 98% require SF experience. Dont get my hopes up. Other 2% require someone you know in that company

What did you think the Marines would be like? Do you not have movies in your country?
Anyone currently serving will tell you that the yelling is the least of it.

What they're looking for now for specific experience is medical and IT skills.

>I take other people's money while doing no work cuz I'm good and niggers are bad for taking other people's money while doing no work
Stay trashy you statist government baby

Does it anger you that I take government money and don't even need it? Hahaha!

It's just extra spending money really.

Yeah all the field stuff sounds fun but youll be doing gay shit 60% of the time.

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Boot camp and ITB are basically tests to see how much bullshit you can put up with. I won't sugar coat it but the military in ANY branch is a never ending stream of bullshit and you are the very definition of a cog in a machine. Grunt culture is grunt culture, yeah there's a lot of bros and douchebags but if you're a chill dude and are good at your job you will have no problems. Every infantryman should lift and be good at hiking. I was 145 soaking wet when I hit the Fleet and Cpl. Pontius slayed me and slayed me until I had packed on 20lbs in muscle. The gym is basically a social gathering.


If you're a Sup Forums nerd you'd be surprised how many others there are in your platoon. People don't really talk about it though for obvious reasons. If you're a nerd in general nobody cares as long as your shit is locked. Hell I would play 40k every Sunday with guys from around my barracks.
The greatest feeling in the world is getting cut on Friday, going to the smoke pit, and having 8-10 dudes get together for a night on the town. You basically squad up every weekend to raise hell.
I joined to get money for college, get pussy, and shoot terrorists

>be italian
>lose to spear chucking niggers

dirt aint gonna mow itself bitch nigga. have fun with your carpaltunnel Mr. sheklestien needs those quarterlies by 2PM.

>I'm rich
>joins the military
Personally idgaf. Does it anger you that your friends got blown up by sand niggers?

That's it, I'm joining up after my sister's wedding.

And making those connections requires you to get involved with the military/military types.

So while it is possible to join a reputable PMC without joining the military, it's tough road. Even if you do get in, don't expect to be loved by the majority of people who got in the long and hard way.

thank you for your cervix

What is the Second Battle of Fallujah?

Real war still exists, moron.

>tough

> friends

Nigger I didn't join the military for friends. And the only guy in my platoon that got killed was some national guard guy that had been with us for about two weeks before he got shot.

I never even talked to the guy so it doesn't bother me. People die everyday, but it's not everyday you get to kill someone :) that's the only thing I care about.

Didn't do it for you haha if you have any more questions I'll be lurking

Coldsteel pls

Thanks man and thanks for the answers.

What's an example of the "bullshit" you have to put up with? What do you mean by "slayed", like being forced to do pushups and other exercises? Did you get pussy? What was the worst part about being a Marine? If I can do 10 pullups in a set am I good to go or should I keep at it until I can do 20 before I talk to a recruiter?

i gained 30kg and get toenail fungus in the army

Yes good goyim, it's cool to be a killer, just like your video games!

>> get killed
>> self improvement
Kek

What are you, some kind of faggot?

How was penis inspection day with Sgt Kinney?

>it's cool to be a killer
ah so it IS cool to kill jews :^)

where the fuck have you been? some time ago there was a mention about 2 bitches completing a harsh obstacle course. Obviously feminists and such praised these vaginas as true inspirations blabla...turns out that course they finished was altered to benifit those woman.

some user got the info you seek...

>also kanker

>Dont expect it to be easy

Was it ever?

When I talk about bullshit referring to bootcamp in talking about the fuck fuck games that are played. One of my Instructors was very fond of the "Bathroom Game" where he would say

>Shitter room ready move
>Kill
>entire platoon crams itself into shitter room
>Rain room (showers) ready move
>kill
>rinse and repeat

Bullshit in the Fleet is getting to formation 15 min prior (the standard) and standing in formation for an hour because the Btn. CO is busy doing something. Or you just finished repacking a QuadCon and Gunny walks up and asks you to pull out something on the very bottom and in the middle of the container. Only to have you put it all back in again.
Slaying in bootcamp is how you described it, SSgt. Favors was fond of what he called "Hue City" where we would get IT (Incentive Training = slaying = smoking) on our quarterdeck in the squad bay, then run to a different platoon's squad bay to get IT'd (City fighting hurr)


What Cpl Pontius did to me was I never went to exercise with him and he would run the exercises, he was a crossfit God and I had never lifted before so I could barely move after most of his workouts.


Then there's hazing, which is a very fine line to walk. My personal favorite hazing was "The Fighting Hole Class" I would snap up my shitbags and take them out behind the barracks with their E-Tool and Daypacks and have them start digging a fighting hole while I lectured them on what they had fucked up. For every scoop of dirt they took out they put it in their partner's packs. After I had said my piece I would tell them to fill in the hole and be about their business

Serious question:

If I am forced into the military ar some point, and find myself being yelled at by Carlos, what would happen if I started doing a silly dance and ignored him?

What if I refused to comply with any of the orders and just did that dance every time he told me to do anything?

Would they beat me and throw me in prison or let me go home?

You would be dishonorably discharged and could possibly do prison time.

The military would be better if you could sign up for like 6 months to a year. This 4 years shit is over the top.

You get arrested for refusal to train. You have to realize that the position you find yourself in in bootcamp is a position YOU VOLUNTEERED TO BE PUT IN

> spend $10000 training a soldier which takes 2-3months only for them to leave 3 months later

...

What if I'm drafted?

Consider it an investment in your civilians fighting capabilities in the event of an invasion.

A draft is your nation calling on you to serve. You denying that call would make you a diserter and that can be punishable by death.

You still go to jail dipshit.

The next time we have a draft it will be because we're going to war against Europe or Russia. We don't do drafts for shit holes like Africa or the Middle East.

I don't know if I'll dodge the draft, I have a problem with killing more white people while shitskins take over our countries and kike puppet masters pull the strings.

Then I will gladly serve!

You're fucked equally if not worse because we're really hurting for bodies if there's a draft. That means the active companies are mulch and the reservists have too many holes to plug


If you're worried about it become an objector I would rather you do that than waste a Drill Instructor's time