You were born in the third world

>you were born in the third world

lucky bastard

>tfw being f*nn

Wtf, I came here expecting hu3hu3hu3.

but I'm lazy an unmotivated

what am I gonna blame that on?

b8

>You were born on a remote island where there is no real future for you if you don't want to be fisherman

Srsly. Why those flags combined with those coments? W-T-F? '-'

Sounds better than being shanked by niggers who want to sell your shoes for 5$ just to smoke crack.

Wanna exchange?

>tfw waking up every day in a dark frozen expensive overrated shithole when you could lay on a tropical beach having drinks with a exotic qt

I bet there are first world provinces of Brazil too
You were just born in the wrong part of your country. Think it this way.

Brazil is pretty cool, the girls are hot and always horny

>literally one chance at life
>not born in America

Idk, never left my favela. :3

it is the third world because you were born in it

>the girls are hot and always horny

for the other guys

>tfw American

iktf :^)

stop eating unless you want to be fat

>tfw

...

iktf :(

at least you have foreskin and bilingualism mate, it isn't all bad.

>Not OP
>I am the favela guy

I got both of those things. I wanna get rid of foreskin though.

Why are you complaining? You should be able to easily and cheaply learn another language, and maybe pay a surgeon to remove some of your butt skin and reconstruct the missing dick part. xD