Looking for OP from this thread. Please finish your story

Looking for OP from this thread. Please finish your story.

>Hi Anons, So a couple of days I started to post the story of me and my first gf (pic related, her name was Phoebe) after I found this picture of her on an old phone and it brought back some intense nostalgia and feels. I got a small way in before I had to leave because of an emergency on my end.

>Would anyone still like to read it?

>(Contains borderline autism, 100% cuteness and the possibility of nsfw if people want that kind of stuff later. )

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Where you at OP

I really enjoyed the story so far, along with K user and the others. OPs is unfinished though.

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Post the story user

Alright, give me a minute, reposting

>Be me
> Be 14
> Average kid in school here in Bongistan neither chad nor complete beta. Have fellow nerd friends but I’ve never been out with a girl.
> Phoebe is 13 in same class, 10/10 perfect qt and fancied by basically every guy
> kind of nerdy and mature for her age (or at least she likes to think so, sees herself as above all that secondary school drama and bitchiness)
> People chilling in classroom before the teacher comes in, me chatting with friends
> Mini Chad dick called Frankie is being obnoxious as usual (I would say he bullied me but he bullied pretty much everyone that wasn't him or his Crabbe and Goyle style henchmongs so I can't claim victimhood)
> Throws pencil at kind of fat girl called Stacy (her mom does not in fact have it going on)
> Me (already angry at him for some shit he said to a friend and knowing he never actually backs any of this talk up) "Do you have to be a complete cunt ALL the time?"
>Him “aw are you in love with Stacy, just because you’ve never had a girlfriend “
>Sickburnapparently.mov, Whole Class “ooooooooooohhh”
> I spaghetti completely “I I I I totally do”
> “Oh yeah what’s her name”
> Errrrrrrrrrr
> Laughter all round
> Murder me now pls
>”Face it dickhead you never had a girl and never will” smug face
> Suddenly outofnowhere “actually he does”
> Everyone turns around to see Phoebe standing up
> Me and user are going on a date Friday night aren’t we
> Me (sperging hard) Yeee-eeeah sure
> chads face when

> At lunch break
> Me friends laughing, I’ve told them the truth obvs because bros and all that Didyouseehisfuckingface.flv
> Too bad she would never really ask a guy like you out user
> Phoebe comes over “hey user, you were alright about all that back there right”
> Me trying (and failing) to play it cool “sure”
> “It was cool how you stood up to Frankie, he just thinks picking on people makes him a big guy (insert bane post here) he’s always so mean to my friend Sarah, most boys in this year are sooo immature”
> “You know he actually tried to ask me out the other day, as if”
> “Yeah what a wanker” *promptly try to rest nonchalantly on locker and fall right over*
>Whyareyoulikethis
> Phoebe starts laughing her head off, all embarrassed until I realise she is laughing with me and not at me.
>Pulls me up, wipes tear from smooth perfect cheek, runs finger through perfect blond hair giggles softly *heart melts**puberty sensors engage* *Full on in love already*
> “So what are we gonna do about this user?”
> “Do about what”? *derp*
> “The date silly”
> user.exe has stopped responding
>”I thought it was a jo…..”
> “Well I can’t go back on it now when it happened in front of everyone, we’d both be made fun of”
> Me: Splerging fully now “Howabouthecinema” “Transformers is still on, everyone went to see it over the summer” *has no idea what kind of films girls like*
> Her “So Friday at 7:30 then?”
> Me: * small squeak* user.exe is still not responding
Her: Okay see you then *giggles and walks off*
Mfw

>cut to Friday night
>nervous as all hell have been going over Wednesdays incident in my mind, what if it all was just a trick?
>Have terrible nightmare where Phoebe just laughs at me “as if I would ever go out with a loser like you” manicevillaugh.jpeg, whole school is there to laugh at me too. Phoebe starts making out with Frankie. Woke up drenched in sweat.
> Mum is all fussy over my appearance (omg mooooom ur embarrassing me) can’t believe her little boy is all grown up, wipes single tear from eye etc etc
>Dad just thinks the whole thing is hilarious, (“well if he’s a man now he can start paying rent”standarddadjokes.flv) actually gives me a hug (no mean feat for him) “I’m proud of you” (Whathaveyoudonewithmydad?
>Dad used to be a massive chad when he was younger, complete with sports injuries “I was gonna play professionally ya know”, loved me and all but always thought of me as a bit of a wimpy nerd (obvs I’ve kept quiet about the whole fact it was actually her who asked me out)

>Walk over to Phoebe’s house Over prepared as fuck. I even have a list of smooth lines from films (praying she hasn’t seen any of them, girls don’t watch movies right?) and subjects to talk about like the weapons grade level autist I apparently am.
> Quite big, expensive house on nice street, older brother opens the door. Looks like he could crush me with one hand “So you must be user”
> *vaguely acknowledging squeal*
> “So what makes you think you’re good enough for my sister”
> *Critical error* “Well I er ah er “unintelligible gibberish”
> “haha calm down mate. I’m just fucking with you” “ You want to come in or what?”
> *System resume*
> “Phoebe’s still getting ready you want some coke or something”
> “I thought she said to be here at 7:30?”
> “Rule number 1 for life mate, when a girl says 7:30, she means 8…… except if you really think it means 8 and turn up at 8, then it means 7:30
> *10/10 inspirational quotes 4 life*

> Bro has Xbox and all the gear (Me: still a PS2 normie) so we play Halo 2
> Naturally he thrashes my ass at it
> 360 no scopes all around
> Not sure how long we played but we’re suddenly interrupted by Phoebe
> “Having fun? Maybe you boys should just play this all night instead”
> stand up immediately and hit head on low hanging lampshade (did you expect any better of me at this point)
> Standing before me is the most beautiful sight my 14 year old eyes have ever seen, she’s wearing her hair down and has on a red summer dress with a lily pattern on.
> quite modest but just enough to show a tiny bit of her b-cup cleavage, fits perfectly to her slender frame and shows off her taught stomack and firm tight, wonderfull little ass.
> “A bit dressed up for the cinema I know but its probably the last time I will get to wear it before autumn”
> *Does a little twirl*
> Tries not to faint right there (Dontgetabonerdontgeta bonerdontgetaboner)
>mfw

>Cinema is not far so we decide to walk
>*Silent as grave*
> Full on autism kicks in and I forget all the shit I wrote down
>So……what….. stuff do you like
> Arealhumanbean.flv (pic related)
> Start chatting about various stuff, turns out we were both huge Harry Potter fans (and book purists, most of the journey is spent moaning about the changes made to the Order of the Phoenix film)
> We realise we actually share loads of interests, HP, History, disdain for classroom plebs etc
> Talk about games and how she can’t stand Halo (no accounting for taste I suppose)
> Arrive at the cinema, shit do I pay for her or not? Is this sexism? is it chivalry? Realise that I am a nerdy basement dweller who knows nothing about dates.
> Walk up to counter (still had them back then none of this automated machine shit) “Two tickets for transformers please”
> Aw user, that’s so sweet *kisses me on cheek*
>Shivers down whole body (pic also related)

>Two hours of CGI robots beating the shit out of each other, borderline racism and shots of Megan Foxes ass (fun for all the family)
>Bit shit but me a Phoebe have a fun time riffing on it mystery science theatre 3000 style (had watched it on YouTube dontcha know)
> Both giggling like little kids, get dirty looks from other people in the theatre (Total thug life folks)
> Suddenly I feel her resting her head on my shoulder (Holyfuckballswut?)
> So pathetic I actually get a semi from this level of contact
> To arm or not to arm?
> “You know user, this is actually pretty fun”
>ARM ACTIVATE. puts arm around her and she continues to rest on my shoulder
> WTF I thought this was a pity date, she couldn’t actually like me could she? Stop thinking like that user!
> Way home is full of talk of the film and zany Shia impressions by yours truly
> Soon we’re at her front door
> “I had fun user, you’re pretty cool actually” (look like a puppy being called a good boy)
> “What made you choose that film in the end anyway? Bet it was Megan Fox, she’s all the boys will talk about atm, do you think she’s pretty?
> wires click in head, finally remember a line from my note
> “She’ s alright, but nowhere near as pretty as you”
> *kisses her right then and there*
>you’re the best around plays in background
> Smooth as fuck.mov (pic related)
> Phoebe absolutely speechless for once and just giggles cutely (god that smile! )
> Achievement unlocked: Girlfriend acquired
> Literally run home swinging from lampposts like something in a 50’s musical
> On the street where you live plays loudly.

>Normally I hated going to school but that Monday I was like a 5 year old going to Disneyland
> Meet Phoebe at the gates *hugs me* (So it wasn’t a dream after all…. Huh? Mysterious)
> We hang out with her friends Sarah, Teresa and Kate, get on quite well. T is another HP fanatic so that helps, K is a bit of a bitch who clearly thinks I’m punching above my weight (I totally fucking am) but S is pretty chill and is the leader of the group so she keeps shtum.
> Bell rings “See you later user”
>*hold her hand before she goes*
>Me: ”So, all this.. does this make us like boyfriend and girlfr……. *kisses me full on the mouth, longer this time*
> Soundsgoodtome.mov
> “See ya later then”
> *Punch air and run to registration, knocks over 1 teacher and a few first year kids, several fatalities*
> All my friends look at me when I enter
> Smuggest motherfucker on face of the earth

>So me and Phoebe are a thing now apparently
> Hang around at break time, our friends start to sit together at lunch
> More dates alone and going out as a group
> Meet her parents and they love me “such a gentleman” they say as I hide my boner at the sight of Phoebe in Denim shorts at the dinner table
>My parents just happy any girl is going out with me.
> 3 weeks later out at another film, back row *wink wink*(I think it was Paranormal Activity or something)
> Hand round shoulders, running through hair
> Phoebe turns to look into my eyes *heart quickens* realise what is about to happen
> She kisses me, its intense, wet and I can taste her faint lip gloss, know this will turn into first full make out session
> Realise I have absolutely no idea what to do
>Panic and can’t really get into it (OH GOD I’LL RUIN EVERYTHING)
> Loud jump scare interrupts Phoebe screams and buries her face in my chest (boner intensifies, being turned on by a 13 year old girl screaming is not a sure sign of a future rapist right anos?)
> Make sure to avoid eye contact for rest of film so there are no more chances to mess up.

> On way home Phoebe is unusually quiet, when we’re walking across a park she stops and says “user was everything alright back there?”
> *Sperg out* “ye-ah sure why”
> “Why didn’t you want to kiss me? I thought you were my boyfriend”
> Heart explodes, autistic spluttering
> Honestly is best policy I decide,” ….. before You I had never…. Ya know….. kissed a girl or anything”
> *Starts laughing* OMG is that really why? Haha don’t be embarrassed it was my first time making out with a boy too.
> Allofmywut?
>”but you were so good”
>*blushes intensely* so cute when she does that
> Well I never said I hadn’t practised before……. *giggles* me and Sarah practise all the time….
> user HAS EXPERIENCED FATAL ERROR
> Maybe, you and me can practise? (Full on Eiffel Tower in pants at this point) trying to think of something smooth to say
> “Maybe we all three of us can practise together, you know, the more the merrier”
> Pheobe pushes me playfully, “never knew you were such a perv haha”
> Speechless
> Pushes me again and runs off across the park
> Chance after her and roll over onto the floor
> Tumble into a heap together, my face inches from hers, “Seems a pretty good time for practise to me”
*bond theme plays in background*

Fin
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So how come your not still with her user?

Doing good work user ^^

Good read

She was never mine, she was OP's
I'm happily married to my high school sweetheart, user, I was only reposting cause another user asked me to

bored tbh

got anymore?
looks like sum good JB

May as well contribute some porn while we wait for OP.

uhhh thats probably cp bud

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similar stories pls

yep that's definetly pizza

ou shiet call the mods
also how u know? mods should ban u too !

QT3.14/10 would smash

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Right?

the pizza in question was probably produced 6 and a half years ago. Relatively speaking its not that old but still six and half years is a long time

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Girl from OP story. He posted this before he went to work.

still looking tight af

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OP isn't gonna come is he

Don’t doubt OP

Bump was following this as well.. waiting for rest of story/more pics

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Nice trips m8

nice singles fellow

inb4 this thread is gonna die

These threads never work because people only come to this shit board once a month or less

age

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Have some faith, user. Mostly to make up for my aggressive lack of it.

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waiting for that ending

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