How do you greet people in your cunt?

How do you greet people in your cunt?

Kiss them on the cheek once

hej

same

'sup?
hey

What's up?
How's it going?
Hey, man how have you been?

*stares shoetips*
"Moro!"
*raises hand as if to shake them, then awkwardly decides to wawe it instead*
"Mitäs jätkä!"

Formally: Guten Tag

Casually: Gudn, Moin

Kiss them on the penis once

I really dislike greeting people. I wish everyone I know would just forget about me. All I want is a quiet, undisturbed life.
anyone else feel like this?

no servus?

very rare

only use it sometimes for friend

older people: double cheek kiss

men your age: hand shake

women your age: hug or double cheek kiss

Give em daps senpai.

Who /6ix/ here?

Oi Oi
Awright lad?

If friend - tjena, tjaba

If girl or family -hej, hejsan

If formal - god morgon, goddag, god kväll etc

Southern german here.
Servus, Tag and sometimes moin.

Hoi

With a head nod.

Up or down?

Both variants acceptable.

*recoil autistically when some stranger wants to kiss you on the cheek*

What would he do if i kissed my russian friend on cheeks?

but why i just want to be respectful to the med culture :D ^^

depends on how big and/or handsome you are

>servus
german subhumans telling in latin to their roman masters that they are their slaves. cool story bro.

same, up head nod.
t. terrone

Shake hands if they are friends and say
Hey, how's it been man long time no see?

Let's say I'm average in both ways and we're not that close friends

alri

>hug
how do you do it exactly? is that just a quick, formal hug when you barely touch her? or do you press your body against her titis in full force?

he'll probably be surprised if he rarely greets people like that and might have an awkward laugh

gay

Our tatars and caucasians like to greet friends like that. I'd say it's pretty normal even among ethnic russians in southern regions of Russia, but northerners might freak out for a bit. In nonharmful way of course.

Help me Hans, together we will kill the habit of cheek kissing

>northerners might freak out for a bit.
>a bit
To be honest i never ever seen men under 30 years old greet each other with a cheek kiss, and i'd be disgusted by it if some guy just kissed me on the cheeks.
t. дc-2 кyн

racial slur or salute

[spoiler] no actually we clap hands, called a "dap", embrace with the other arm, hold 1 second, then disengage and converse [/spoiler]

>using bayrisch subhuman dialect

Transylvania
Servus

making a bow saying nothing
fucking autistic

"wat it do my nigga?"
*traditional african handshake*