How do you greet people in your cunt?
How do you greet people in your cunt?
Kiss them on the cheek once
hej
same
'sup?
hey
What's up?
How's it going?
Hey, man how have you been?
*stares shoetips*
"Moro!"
*raises hand as if to shake them, then awkwardly decides to wawe it instead*
"Mitäs jätkä!"
Formally: Guten Tag
Casually: Gudn, Moin
Kiss them on the penis once
I really dislike greeting people. I wish everyone I know would just forget about me. All I want is a quiet, undisturbed life.
anyone else feel like this?
no servus?
very rare
only use it sometimes for friend
older people: double cheek kiss
men your age: hand shake
women your age: hug or double cheek kiss
Give em daps senpai.
Who /6ix/ here?
Oi Oi
Awright lad?
If friend - tjena, tjaba
If girl or family -hej, hejsan
If formal - god morgon, goddag, god kväll etc
Southern german here.
Servus, Tag and sometimes moin.
Hoi
With a head nod.
Up or down?
Both variants acceptable.
*recoil autistically when some stranger wants to kiss you on the cheek*
What would he do if i kissed my russian friend on cheeks?
but why i just want to be respectful to the med culture :D ^^
depends on how big and/or handsome you are
>servus
german subhumans telling in latin to their roman masters that they are their slaves. cool story bro.
same, up head nod.
t. terrone
Shake hands if they are friends and say
Hey, how's it been man long time no see?
Let's say I'm average in both ways and we're not that close friends
alri
>hug
how do you do it exactly? is that just a quick, formal hug when you barely touch her? or do you press your body against her titis in full force?
he'll probably be surprised if he rarely greets people like that and might have an awkward laugh
gay
Our tatars and caucasians like to greet friends like that. I'd say it's pretty normal even among ethnic russians in southern regions of Russia, but northerners might freak out for a bit. In nonharmful way of course.
Help me Hans, together we will kill the habit of cheek kissing
>northerners might freak out for a bit.
>a bit
To be honest i never ever seen men under 30 years old greet each other with a cheek kiss, and i'd be disgusted by it if some guy just kissed me on the cheeks.
t. дc-2 кyн
racial slur or salute
[spoiler] no actually we clap hands, called a "dap", embrace with the other arm, hold 1 second, then disengage and converse [/spoiler]
>using bayrisch subhuman dialect
Transylvania
Servus
making a bow saying nothing
fucking autistic
"wat it do my nigga?"
*traditional african handshake*