"don't discuss ideas, don't use big words, pretend everything is bait, be ironic, and just shitpost" edition
/metal/
Nathaniel Hill
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Jordan Sullivan
metal was never good
Lincoln Cook
only death is real
Justin Campbell
Judas Priest - Stained Class was metal's climax. All downhill from there.
Adrian Edwards
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Connor Sanchez
stoner metal sucks
Hudson Flores
I guess you could say that a lot of metal would be a form of antidisestablishmentarianism.
Cameron Carter
finally getting into metal, anons. Anyone know of any albums that aren't too abrasive that revolve around the sound of this song? Not fully into black metal yet, but I'm thinking I might like blackened speed metal.
Parker Brooks
Is Salems Lott, dare I say, /ourband/?
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Zachary Lee
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Camden Robinson
have you tried the rest of first-wave black metal? it's basically all this vibe. listen to Kat - Metal and Hell anyway
Brody Lopez
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N U M A L E S
Blake Kelly
>have you tried the rest of first-wave black metal?
only know of Venom atm, anyone else I should try in particular?
>listen to Kat - Metal and Hell anyway
will check out, thanks for the rec
Robert Lee
Deafheaven, Liturgy, atmosludge, stoner
Nolan Mitchell
You gotta get hip to the Brazilian scene's stuff.
Sarcofago - INRI
Vulcano - Bloody Vengeance
Holocausto - Campo De Exterminio
Sepultura - Morbid Visions/Bestial Devastation
These along with Bathory's The Return are like that kind of thrash that prophesied the harder hitting black metal stuff like Blasphemy and Beherit (stuff you probs can't do yet.)
Otherwise if you just want actual blackened speed metal like Bathory's s/t and Venom's stuff there's
Midnight - Complete And Total Fucking Midnight
Speedwolf - Ride With Death
Chapel - Satan's Rock n Roll
Colton Cox
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Brandon Miller
Bulldozer - The Day Of Wrath
Hellhammer - Satanic Rites
Midnight - Complete And Total Hell
Sabbat - Envenom
Sodom - In The Sign Of Evil
Sebastian Reed
lmao
Lucas Bell
Kerry turned into a fatass
Aaron Smith
>Bulldozer - The Day Of Wrath
>Hellhammer - Satanic Rites
>Midnight - Complete And Total Hell
>Sabbat - Envenom
>Sodom - In The Sign Of Evil
Thank you, user
Logan Adams
OP SAID NO BIG WORDS!
Juan Cruz
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Isaiah Gutierrez
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Brandon Williams
Who's the Rob Schneider of metal?
Alexander Harris
he looks and sounds like a mtf tranny
Isaac Robinson
Alestorm
Austin Thompson
jari
Lucas Phillips
np, here's a mega with those albums and a ton more, minus Midnight
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Mason Reed
Jari is pre-Price Is Right Drew Carey
Dominic Miller
LOOOOONG AGOOOOOOOOOO WHEN MAAAAAAAAAN WAS KIIIING
Ayden Ortiz
I had no idea
you are the man
Luke Reed
>350 MB of dolphin porn
Adam Bailey
When will they learn?
Aaron Kelly
until they all get knocked the fuck out
Owen Flores
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Cooper Johnson
YEAH!
I HAVE LEFT THE WORLD BEHIND
I AM SAFE HERE IN MY MIND
FREE TO SPEAK
WITH MY OWN KIND
THIS IS MY LIFE
THIS IS MY LIFE
I'LL DECIDE NOT YOU
Connor Foster
Isaiah Ward
relatable
Jonathan Jenkins
does Sup Forums like death metal?
Caleb Johnson
happens to me all the time
Eli Perry
>insect warfare
delete this
Grayson Perez
Insect Warfare isn't all that bad, but the rest of those are pure fucking garbage
Caleb Sullivan
I can't relate to this image
>what I hope they mean
>have listened to at least one or two black metal, grindcore, or technical death albums
>what they mean
>metallica, slayer, the list goes on
Gabriel Cook
Why was 2016 so much better than 2017 for metal?
William Gray
I wish this album would get more attention
more meme material
Noah Morris
only their first ep
Jaxson Baker
Always fucking Metallica and Slayer, never the superior Megadeth and Anthrax from the big 4.
Christopher Kelly
Gay.
Meat Shits and Anal Cunt did the "edgy for the sake of being edgy" schtick way funnier.
This is straight up "OW THE EDGE" crap.
Kayden Edwards
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If you don't get at least 90%, you're a nu-male
Evan Williams
Seth Putnam would have had a fucking field day with today's state of affairs. I'm sort of still waiting for him to rise from the grave and say that being dead was gay.
Zachary Lewis
No shit. He would target EVERYTHING.
He would've called Donald Trump, Anita Sarkeesian, Sargon of Akkad, Hillary, David Icke, The Mooch, Fantano AND Richard Spencer gay.
Jackson Sanders
so is there a non-gay version
Henry Ortiz
Insect Warfare is great, better than Exciter or WASP or that Venom album
Lucas Rivera
Meat Shits were never funny really
Leo Phillips
How is that not Coldsteel tier edge?
Seth was a no talent faggot who relied on pure folded katana steel edge to stay relevant since he was a shit musician
Hunter Smith
True. They were the angrier, more "offensive for the sake of being offensive" version of Anal Cunt.
...but still more entertaining than Salems Lott.
Logan Perez
He had talent for having an edgy sense of humor. He even made fun of himself, one of their albums is called "wearing out our welcome".
Nathaniel Myers
Anal Cunt was a fucking noisegrind band, why would you expect him to be a virtuoso musician? He was actually genuinely funny at least, which is more than you can say about 90% of the metal bands that try to be offensive
Juan Hernandez
Yeah Seth was quite self-deprecating.
Something most Sup Forumstards are incapable of doing.
Carter Cox
Most of that is nu-male metal though
Jaxon Torres
self-deprecation requires a sense of self-awareness to begin wtih
Jose Reyes
not to mention, try making shit as funny as this
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Joseph Walker
>Seth Edward Putnam was a classically trained violinist, graduating from the Juilliard School and touring for a time playing conventional classical music before crossing over to metal
Asher Ortiz
>you're not fucking hardcore, you're not avant garde
>you're not punk rock, you're just a fucking retard
>you're not something special, you're not something new
>you're not fucking good, face it you're a metal band
How can one man be so correct?
Kayden Thompson
Wyatt Parker
You forgot this legendary cover
Gavin Sanchez
What's wrong with Nails, Brujeria (though their first album is pretty much all you need by them) and Insect Warfare?
Don't recognize the rest of that second collage, though.
Fuck, take out Stallion and Ranger, then put Nails and Insect Warfare into the first collage (as well as Brujeria's Matando Güeros as opposed to their new album) and everything's fine.
Ryder Reed
Fuck off extremecuck
Adrian Peterson
it's a meme you dip
Levi Johnson
its just a prank bro
Alexander Carter
Pacho Aztlan is phoned in Napalm/Lock Up leftovers that took nearly 9 years to write and record
Luis Hughes
My favorite metal band is Nirvana
Robert Reyes
Alright, this is how this "meme" in action goes down for me pretty much all of the time.
Christopher Perry
I would never EVER talk to someone that actually liked cannibal corpse
Eli Cruz
In my case they never go beyong Black Sabbath, Motörhead, Iron Maiden and Metallica plus the usual non-metal bands because >loud guitars. I live in absolute bleb territory.
Logan Lopez
Did you really have to put that much effort on including only shitty metal albums on the left?
Levi Wood
At least I posted classic era CC, as Corpsegrinder era CC is mostly shit.
In my case, swap Motorhead out for Pantera.
Xavier Wood
Now this good bait
Ryder Howard
Cameron Powell
Man, Walk totally kills the momentum VDOP has going after "Mouth of War" and "A New Lemon".
Jacob Perez
you lookin to get thrashed bro?
Ayden Kelly
"WALK ON HOME, BOY!"
Jose Turner
Is faceless the only dm band that isn't shit?
David Parker
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Jayden Hughes
kek.
Aaron Adams
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Christopher Diaz
why is /meal/ so starved for memes?
Vektor posting was funnier than tech death posting.
Jacob Hernandez
BEST...ALBUM...EVA!!!!
*UGH!!!*
Adrian Price
album names for left?
Matthew Campbell
You guys don't even KNOW what's happening these days! Pic is the true burden of the metal patrician.
Ryan Ramirez
>Steel Chode - Social Jewish Wehrmacht
>Doy Jivision - Opener
>Megatera - Crass Showcase of Puppetry
>Vaxxed - Jim Carrey Got AIDS, Yo!
Elijah Campbell
you lads are really cheeky tonight
Carson Price
This one doesn't even have an apparent internal logic, what the fuck?
Josiah Reed
shitposting at its greatest.
That said, Arghoslent posting fucking sucks.
Vektor posting and "Does Sup Forums like death metal?" posting are much funnier.
Noah Robinson
untitled - untitled
Henry Sanders
what albums are those on the right
James Sullivan
what are the albums on the right
Angel Nguyen
>being this new
The left is the highest rated metal stuff by Scaruffi. The right is stuff that either was loved a lot on /metal/ or is still loved a lot on /metal/
Andrew Rivera
me on the right
Levi Watson
Shut the fuck up.