/brit/

Britkirk edition

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the gf lads

Posh Scouse bird off Gogglebox

GET HIM JANNY

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New

wouldn't mind ejaculating on a soft smooth tummy

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Watching the guvnor documentary on Netflix

Honestly desperately cringey to watch Lenny mcleans balding ginger scrote of a son talk shite on camera muttering on about how "grimey da east end wuz in da day", dunno how this got five stars I'm sick of seeing this ginger twats stupid fucking mug trying to claim his fathers legacy all the way trying to add hyperbolic effect to the stigma of personality surrounding McLean

The simple fact is I'd batter both Lenny McLean and his son at the same time..

obviously not, but i cant help but imagine im going to be sat there having flashbacks of the countless times she made me spaff on her face.

reckon I could be on gogglebox lads, got some fantastic bants

>Watching the guvnor documentary on Netflix
>Honestly desperately cringey to watch Lenny mcleans balding ginger scrote of a son talk shite on camera muttering on about how "grimey da east end wuz in da day", dunno how this got five stars I'm sick of seeing this ginger twats stupid fucking mug trying to claim his fathers legacy all the way trying to add hyperbolic effect to the stigma of personality surrounding McLean
>The simple fact is I'd batter both Lenny McLean and his son at the same time

TELL ME HOW TO BEFRIEND MY TRANNY COWORKER

Daily reminder that Jo Cox died for nothing

>PJW
closed immediately

Don't understand a single word of this post.

>bottleflippare

meme language

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>900 thousand subs

wew

its called swinglish u rude cunt

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reckon I'll just move to australia when I get my phd lads

fed up with this shit hole of a country

"early post poem"

doing a new poem
early in the thread
janny may be lurking
thread might soon be dead
think of something witty
insightful and not dumb
oh i think i've got it
willy wank poo bum

>look on the girls faces when grubby greg the grebo walks up
must be grim having long hair

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women

oyster card

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>Jay Z
>Linkin Park
>Paul McCartney

ooooook.....

i had long hair for a while back in school
a girl came up to me once, said it was awesome and touched it lel

Genuinely think I'm the most attractive I've ever been, but can't see myself getting a gf any time soon, just don't have any motivation for it. Is it inevitable that if I'm a 7/10 with a good but unspectacular job I'll still manage to end up with a nice gf even if I put absolutely no effort into acquiring one?

how are you getting away with this? when I post clothed women, janny bans me

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post your initials lads

i'll start, TJB

PJW

>implying yanks should be held to the same standards

actually quite sexually attracted to theresa may

just got back from gym and im starving
forgot that housemate has his mates over so kitchen is out of bounds

aha what am i like, no dindins for me

>POOTENHAM HOTSHIT

Hello Thomas James Bonningham.

>'chebs'

*blocks the way*

>Manlet

PSPNRPS

great new gimmick with these chebs

same has happened to me

oh no now sky won't be able to keep pretending there is a title race

post nigger tits

Now the ginger scrotebag is bragging about how his father (Lenny McLean) would "spark out" klitscho, tyson or fury on the streets despite the fact the fat old bastard lost to many Irish bare knuckle boxers

What a fucking twat

KMF

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just had a look at Sup Forums

why do we still have that board around?

I'm never getting married

*kicks your bollocks*

greetings line 1 what is your name traveler

1/3

Trial by fire. Everyone starts there.

SOMEONE POST NIGGER TITS

Get troll

Whats wrong with his voice?

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you cannot get the troll

milf CHEBS

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>twf surname is thomas
if i have a son going to call him toby

they look like they are ready to lactate

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yanks i am giving you one (1) chance to redeem yourselves


why do so many of you have names like john johnson IV or hank hankerson III. are new names beyond your scope of imagination?

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jamie

me on the right

you are now thinking of the girl(s) that obviously liked you in high school but you were too autistic to act upon it

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to keep the newfags at bay

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grim

only knew one kid like that. really rare. It isn't part of their legal name anyway

I don't know many people who are named like that.

Is Sheffield (dare I say it) the best place to live in the UK?

JNM

If any of your names are longer than 1 (one) syllable you are literally and figuratively a runt.

SCREECHING

Just put a fiver in the self service machine at sainsburys and got over £7 in change

when will they learn?

and the girls on the street
and the girls in uni
and the girls out at night

>implying any girls liked me in high school

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alri hans

housemates are conspiring to occupy the bathrooms at precisely the times i need them

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Imagine if he asked that first question today

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crying

do northerners have contactless cards yet

going to empty my 1p and 2p coins into the machine at the asda so i can buy ice cream wish me luck

alri

Are Hungarians and Romanians Slavs?

alri tim

no
hungarians are magyar, romanians are latin, though in both there is some slavic admixture

love are mogg

No fat chicks

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first dentists and DPD now plumbers and white cats
baka

what's wrong with just swiping? do you really need to save an extra 3 seconds by doing it contactless