you walk into your bathroom and see this, what do?
You walk into your bathroom and see this, what do?
Get my baseball bat and kill the intruder
>turn 360ยบ
>walk away
Drag her out of my bathtub and fuck her raw.
Force her face into the tub till the bubbles stop then probly have my way with her
Change the water ...
glad im not the only one fapping to this bitch
Wtf is that tarry black fucking bong water she swimming in?
Back out slowly, shut the door,
Tell the kind ds the bathroom is off limits until the plumber gets here.
screaming like a bitch
Bath bombs, dude. Chicks love them. Changes the water's colour as well as the smell, supposed to have a fuckload of fancy vitamins and shit for your skin, too.
"Uh who the hell are you? That black shit better not clog my tub."
take her out to a fancy dinner and wonder if she needs help in any way as I caress her hand
compulsively coat the black with my white
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I'm gonna lock the door then fuck her silly
tell her to gtfo and stop staining my bathtub
its the same direction if u turn 360
oh i dont know if i can fix that im sorry for wasting your time.
source?
>being this new
Fuck off newfag
Ask why she's taking a bath with a swimsuit on like some kind of mormon.
>thinking there is anything wrong with being a newfag
>fuck off. yeah I just joined but sorry I don't know all the secrets yet.
HAHAHAH OMG U GOT TROLLED SO HARD BRO FUCK OFF NEWFAG YOURE NOT COOL! YOURE LAME AF FUCK MY MAN
Shit wasn't funny back then, and it'd not funny now. Notice how nobody is laughing at your shitty old forced meme.
Wake her up inside?
Time to mount her
put her head back under water
She's partially responsible for creating the Buzzfeed we groan at today, and she's coasting off that audience to throw more bullshit into the world on her own now.
Also, the cunt clearly broke into my house and took a bath
Ask her if she has to use the bathroom so I can have some lemonade.
this
give her to the count of 5 to fess up and leave before the beatings begin
Tell her "Today is a good day to dye."
Plug her curling iron in, turn it on and throw it in the tub.
newfag detected
Christ user....
this
fall in love
Try to explain how why and how I could have let the shower get so dirty. Then question why she's bathing in it.
Call the ghostbusters
Pee in the toilet.
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ask her what rent she be paying to run up my water bill like that
Sauce?
underrated kek
from vk
carve a Z on her forehead. then fuck her
Go check my boiler, something's wrong, apparently
Demand the MSDS for all chemical additives being used in my tub.
Where did that tub come from?! I only have a shower.
MSDS, kek.
drain the swamp
Link?
Sperg the fri*k out, crawl up in a ball, and start crying profusely.
Lock the door behind me and force her to watch me take a shit.
>being a defensive faggot
this is why newfags should stay quiet and lurk moar
>Lock the door behind me and force her to watch me take a shit.
I would shit in the bath tub while she's in it.
if she had blue or green eyes I'd be interested...
holy shit, is that nigga playing ultimate bet?
Take her in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>you walk into your bathroom and see this, what do?
Roll him over and suck his cock.
Blast it with piss, of course.
Where have all the old fags gone?
Ask her WTF she did to turn the water in the tub black and then before she has time to answer say "actually I don't care just gtfo"
Shove her face into the tub as she struggles to escape her watery demise. Soon after she dies, pull her bathing suit off and cum inside her asshole while it's still warm.
say: "meh, this is not my beautiful girlfriend"
get mad, some bitch filled my clean bath tub with black shit
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Add me for some sexting/camming with my 8 inches: kik & skype & oovoo = Godda2882
Always hard
Kek
pull her by her hair out of the tub and tear her swimming suit off and fuck her in the ass.
Asian girls do not come with Green eyes, Mr. Burton.
Tell the girl that she is bathing in petrol
First of all, how did I get a bath tub, since this house has no one?!
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I'd say. What the fuck did you do to my bath tub bitch I. Better pry to god that black shit dos not Stan my tub I like to keep my stuff white around hear I can't have a nigger tub and respect my self
suck on her toes