G'morning user

g'morning user.
i hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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I just baked some lemon muffins, life's looking pretty gud

i hope they are delicous.

they are, real soft and buttery with a nice crust on top

Thanks to a combination of weed and heavy psychotic meds I no longer feel suicidal impulses, but thanks for asking OP.

that sounds great.
no problem.
which do you enjoy more?

My wife has the evening off of work so we are going out to our favorite sushi place.

source?

after you eat out, will you eat her?
none.

My gf is a fucking massive freak in the sheets and I can't stop putting my dick in, fucked her three times last night and two times this morning

I just had Matteo's pizza, my footy team won, and I'll fuck my missus tomorrow. Oh, and I don't need to work on Monday

More of her?

too lazy.

Because one day I will stop fucking up my dates with hot women and I will fuck one.

can't stop masturbating long enough to pick up a gun

Yes sir I will. I've been blessed with a wife that loves being tied to the bed.

sounds like you have a great girl/relationshiop
nice.
no moar
you will.
what you jerking to ?
thats great man.

dont have the balls yet

The chick jerking off the 2 dudes is karlee grey

Source please

thanks for knowledge
none
i'm glad.
how r u today?

shut up virgin

Because of this

dothethingneedsdoing.com/a/about

>g'morning user.
>i hope you slept well.
>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
I don't feel like searching for good stuffs to OD on

Because i got a puppy week ago, haven't been this happy in a long time.
I haven't even thought about suicide for a week.

The psych meds keep me from being manic and staying up for days on end, but I enjoy the weed more. Calms me down and helps with the nerves.

Well, it happened again. I had to choose between Chipotle and Qdoba. I opted for Qdoba. They have great quesadilla's. But I also got a burrito bowl. It was shit. I told them not to put lettuce. To my chagrin, there was lettuce on it.

Did you know quesadilla means "little cheese girl" in Mexican?

Hey, do you guys like that coke machine that dispenses 1,000 different types of Coke? I prefer gRape fanta. But I'm not a nig.

have you been fucking it or what? Looks like a little slut.

i am sad, just like everyday

Nah, i don't fuck dogs.

good link.
will read later.
what will you do today?
i hope you enjoy the puppy.
cool.
i hope you have a good day.

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> Anonymous 09/09/17(Sat)08:06:02 No.744661907▶
>dont have the balls yet
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> Anonymous 09/09/17(Sat)08:06:10 No.744661916▶
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>The chick jerking off the 2 dudes is karlee grey
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> Anonymous 09/09/17(Sat)08:10:00 No.744662141▶
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>Source please
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>thanks for knowledge
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>none
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>i'm glad.
>how r u today?
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> Anonymous 09/09/17(Sat)08:14:07 No.744662391▶
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>shut up virgin
source?

Too much of a hassle, would rather just dissapear.

1st is carrie cummings

Money is the only thing restricting me
>pic related it's my plan stolen from the web

i slept good,finding this thread made my day alot better tho

I've got a gf that loves me and is perfect in every single way and i couldn't be happier man. Recently doubled my salary as a corporate lawyer and have everything a man could ask for.
Life is good. Hard work pays off

Last night I did some dirty dancing with three different cute girls. I even managed to make out with one of them on the dance floor. Shit was lit as fuck brev.

Becuase coffee is great and life is great

thanks, user, have a good day too

Jenna Haze

Band practice today. And I've seen that porno before

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=296908191

Yep, that's the one

I'm in Upstate New York, and the closest Qdoba is 109 miles away. I have to go with Chipotle or Moe's.
Being from L.A., Both are crap compared to L.A.'s Mexican illegal immigrant food.

how will you do that?
glad you know that.
how will you live in the mean time?
glad it made your day better.
congrats on those things.
that's awesome.
coffee is great. i agree.
((hug))cool. enjoy practice.
same fag prolly.
i like chipolte

Sexy

I need to finish Dark Souls 3 and Xenoblade X.

i agree.
cool. you finished the other dark souls too ?

youtube.com/watch?v=uDteJEABswQ

And I wont killmyself because I'm occupied making garbage content on youtube

No. To be honest, I wasn't really ''into'' the series, but my friend bought the game too and kinda ''forced'' me to try it. And... here I am. I might try DS2 after this or, even better, Bloodborne.

One day, I'll go back to a Coco Ichiban restaurant. I'm going to order extra spicy double chicken cutlet with cheese and a side of naan bread. That hope keeps me living.

cool. well as long as you are having fun.
sometimes we do thing to keep our friends happy and that's alright.
i hope you do get to do that user.
how are you today?

It has never been quite bad enough that I could see why I would end the potential for something good. No matter how many times it has been proven that it never will

Any day I don't have to work is an awesome day.

I'll die soon anyways. We all will.

first i got to fuck my gf's best friend

Keep hope alive, user! But be cautious, this is an easy one to fuck up massively.

I had Hot Chicken in Nashville a few years back, and I feel the same way.
I've tried KFC's attempt, but it's not the same.

I want to get some puss

I am in love with a girl I never met in person and I hope that someday I can talk to her.

cool beans.
what will you do today?
this is true
i hope you get it.
i hope you get to be with her soon.

the weed man is coming through today

have fun smoking it.

thread death?

I love my PC too much

what's the specs bro ?

Because, i like eggs.

So I got into Mensa. (Scored 98% on the RAIT).
Told Mom.
Mom: you barely got in.

26, this is how she's been my entire life.

Suicidal ideation as a teen (still am today).

Why am I still alive and not dead? I honestly don't know. I got pretty close a few years ago and had a gun in my mouth. I think I just decided to live as a way to say fuck you to people.

It's hard to find reasons not to do it still

planning on hitting the titty bar

Thiks are going to improve.

Shit's going pretty alright right now, so we'll hold off on the suicide for a bit. I've got a job that pays well and I dont have a wife and kids to support, so all I have to do is save up and invest my money and then I can move to Cambodia and fuck hookers from my 40s on.

Why not just throw all your money in the toilet? It's better than paying girls to act like they like you.

what kind of eggs?
tittys are cool.
glad things going well.
enjoy the hookers.
dating is the same.
you pay one way or the other.

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