100% streetshitter here, ask me anything
Superpooper here
Zachary Garcia
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Lincoln Long
PPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blake Ward
Do you prefer shitting on the even or odd side of the street?
Juan Russell
What's your favorite color?
Hunter Watson
what makes you prefer the street to the beach?
Aiden Adams
Do you ever honk your pud while pooing?
Sebastian Parker
In time, just had dinner
Whichever side is less crowded
Brown
Salt water is bad for asshole, better to use water from pipe
Don't know what that means
Josiah Lee
Is it true you eat with your fingers instead of using silverware? So after wiping your ass with your hand and then eat curry??
Nathaniel Phillips
>look at me I can use a proxy!!!
indians dont even have fucking internet you retards
Chase Rodriguez
>Don't know what that means
Do you jerk off while shitting?
Liam Jackson
Are you rich?
Do you have a fiance?
Sebastian Williams
>what is Bangalore?
Oliver Robinson
Which online games do Indians play?
Jackson Parker
How are the Designated shitting streets designated, is there a census on people on how far are they willing to walk to take a dump or is there someone lobbying for their local streets.
Justin Evans
Yes, we eat with right hand but wiping ass is with left hand
I am Indian
No, jacking off in public is a strict no-no
Middle class, have had two gfs, will do arranged marriage in two years
Dota, CS, all the same things you guys play but only on SE Asia servers with fucking Koreans
I play runescape
The rich get better streets, but it's mostly a lost in translation thing.. Designated streets means that some streets are designated for shitting and not that all streets are to be shat on and it is designated (distributed) among the populace
Luke Nguyen
POO
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Jordan Cook
Do you talk with people while shitting?
Is it anyhow social?
Jackson Butler
Is it true that your toilets are haunted over there?
John Bell
Of course we do, usually we go with our friends in the morning, brush teeth on the field, take a shit etc
No, that is Pakistani propaganda
James Thompson
Do you purposely poo in odd places just for the kicks? Ie like off a scaffold and aim for people ?
Sebastian Ramirez
Yes, it's called the tactical poop
Noah Hall
Do you wash the left hand after doing a wipe? Do women do that too?
Thomas Richardson
is it common to step in shit?
Jaxon Ward
Yes, with soap. We don't use the left hand for anything else so you're safe. Women don't poop as far as I know.
Yes. Very.
Cooper Thomas
Why don't you like the korean in online games?
Owen Phillips
They are very good at online games, good at microcontrol, difficult to win because they are on a different level
Asher Adams
I unironically want Western culture to adapt the designated shitting street.
if i'm ever rich enough I will build a designated shitting street for myself
Jaxon Miller
Toilets are overrated and completely useless, and you can use the biomass to create useful energy
It's an obscure field
Carson Brooks
Nice. Even better if it's a vindaloo poo for the spicey enchants
John Cruz
Why no infrastructure?
Sewers?
Blake Foster
Actually chicken vindaloo is baby food, if you want some real bowel movement you need to eat something with a base of black pepper maybe ask for chicken kali mirch or something, your ass will flare up in about six hours
Nolan Perry
Why waste money when you can use land, besides the earth will get fertilized for free, so all in all it's pretty great cost-to-profit wise
Carson Walker
Do the designated streets have names? What's the name of your shitting street?
Leo Gonzalez
I've never delved past the byriani. Il try it out .
Alexander White
Have you ever seen the Loo witch
Benjamin Ramirez
No designated = "only some streets can be used for shitting" they don't have names, we have clean streets and we have designated streets for shitting in
Take a day off before you do
The loo witch Pakistani propaganda
Ethan Hernandez
when will you evolve to PANTALOONS like the united stains of america?
Samuel Watson
East Asian master race
Aaron Brown
Thought you guys were supposed to be smart.
en.wikipedia.org
Enjoy your fertilized diseases I guess.
Mason Murphy
are there separate streets for women? I cant picture a pretty indian girl taking a big shit on the street. don't some people use a bucket in the comfort of their own home and then just dump it on the street?
Julian Reed
why indians are so obsessed with (you)s on Sup Forums?
It's not like you can get Sup Forums gold or something like the sophisticated Reddit.
Brody Wright
2030
Diseases don't affect you when you eat curry
Women don't poop, sorry don't know
Bhak saala
Alexander Reed
my friend's father came from up in the hill, lit in the middle of nowhere. Instead of going to the outhouse they at least made a sport of it.
>it was called dritagrein (shitting branch)
>climb up tall in a tree
>get out on branch
>pants down
>aim for other branches further down, birds, squirrels any target fitting
>ready
>steady
>shit
the goal was to hit stuff and watch the feces splatter on other things pref animals even people if possible.
>Why don't you into dritagrein poo in the loo
I mean when you deny to use the perk of civilization called a toilet,loo or wc
David Jenkins
Snek can poo in the loo... why can't you?
Nathan Morris
why getting mad when asked a nice question?
Can't even make a thread and when somebody criticise then reply with abuse?
How much cocks you want to suck for (you)
Justin King
I must admit that some times, when shit on by birds out biking, I have gotten the urge for payback... Climb up in a tree high above a nest and just fucking lay out a big fat one directly in pref the head of the parent birds that shit on me(at least same kind of bird)
>it's about time the birds gets some payback
india can maybe be a solution to this
Mason Martinez
>pretty indian girl
Hahahaha
You like hairy backs bro?
Carson Parker
>my friend's father
fucking cuck
Lucas Foster
Another one here, AMA.
Josiah Bell
Poo in loo.
Justin Perry
>implying
do you think shes ever pood on the street?
do you know the answer?
Connor Gray
Which hand do you wipe with?
Grayson Morales
...nvm...
Jonathan Gonzalez
inshallah brother, one day.
Yes, it's an initiation right.
left.
also, checked
Chase Richardson
Wrong, snek does not have anus
Bhak bc
You need to catch the bird first, then shit on it. No collateral damage.
Bhai kaise
MY non dominant hand, left
Michael Wood
some indian girls are really pretty. which major city would i need to go to to find a girl like this?
Jayden Garcia
this toilet thing has to be a meme right? is it seriously a problem nationwide or is it just the poor?
Christopher Miller
bas bhai bohot bore ho gaya tha yar.
Subeh se election ka result dekha, maza aa gaya.
Oliver Ortiz
Bangaluru, Mysuru, Mumbai.
John Hernandez
>You need to catch the bird first, then shit on it. No collateral damage.
Canadian lit shitbirds (goose) you got it all coming, they shall all be pooped on
Gabriel Clark
>Current year
>not shitting on streets.
Connor Wilson
Do Indian women like anal? I'd imagine they'd love the feeling of my cock shoving their shit back up their intestines.
Bentley Hill
> nationwide
> poor
> implying there's functionally a difference for 98% of people there
Jose Wood
>Do Indian women like anal
No, most are prude.
Carter Torres
She's Samantha Ruth Prabhu, she's an actress from the South.. Both North and South have their fair share of chicks
The poor tend to do it yes
Mamata won bhai matlab kuch bhi, chutiyapa ho gaya
Baaki sab dheek hi tha
Well if they don't like it, we'll make em like it my fellow rapist, also who cares what they like or not that's a futile exercise
Connor Ross
Teri maa ka bhosda
Lincoln Morris
If train A leaves the station at 12:00 AM 1,200 miles away from train B traveling at a constant speed of 120mph from the second it starts, and train B leaves its station at 1:00 PM at a constant speed of 100mph, what time will the two collide?
Chase Thompson
yea mamta was dissapointing, but not a shocker. congress kicked out of both states, although it did get 1 pondicherry. sala kuch bhi baki nahi rakhne wala Amit Shah congress ke liye.
Dylan Thompson
also what would happen if a sun made of suns and a sun made of ice collided at that same speed.
Kevin Reed
Arre arre shaanth ho jao
Ban milne ka itna shauk hai kya
Logan Gray
dude wtf. why would you post that?
They won't lmao,
>indian trains being able to go 100 miles per hour
>indian trains going for 200kms without breaking down.
kek.
Dominic Sanchez
What about the suns
Jaxson Allen
हेल हिटलर
हेल शैतान
Oliver Johnson
aa bhai tujh se bhi mile
Austin Young
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Indians make cow shit patties and eat them / cover their houses in them:
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Indians worship rats and have temples for them:
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Super bacteria develop in India:
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Filthy India photos - chinese reactions:
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Riding a C90 through India:
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Indians roll over food to cure diseases:
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Indians beat and behead "witches":
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Carson Bailey
...
Evan Evans
Has the loo witch ever stuck her finger up your bum?
Mason Howard
...
Jackson Morgan
Apne tatte Kat ke jhoomke banale
Jace Taylor
become a shitter-sitter today
Connor Torres
what the fuck is this?
Nathan Sanders
i live in india so don't know about sun. sorry.
Jace Diaz
...
Ryan Evans
>>Indians make cow shit patties and eat them / cover their houses in them
>cover their houses in them
I mean i kinda understand the eating it part since they're starved,but why cover their houses?
Benjamin Gray
Is she ok?
Andrew Barnes
Nice meme
Ekdum
Tum to chutiya nikle
Bro pappu fail ho gaya
Congress is finally dying I'm still celebrating
Camden Flores
Kya apke toothpaste me reservation hai
Aaron Reyes
teri maa ko gehne tera baap ne ese hi diye the kya?
Carter Jackson
...
Jonathan Hill
They believe cows are magical or something. They drink cow urine and eat their feces, so covering the houses with cow feces probably brings some sort of blessing/protection to them.
Asher Sanchez
Ha tere baap ke diye the,bas thode chotr the.itne zabardast memes kaha SE lata hai
Jordan Hall
I've got some telemarketer firm calling me on my cellphone. This morning, I wasn't feeling too frisky, so I just said "Yeahhhh, fuck off," click. The guy sounded like he was from India. My question is as follows:
If I really wanted to piss off an Indian on the phone, what are some things that I could say? Is going with the poo-in-the-loo theme and implying that he's a dirty Paki good enough, or is there something else that I could use to really get a chimpout started?
If they call back, I'll record and post.
Benjamin Gomez
teri maa ko chodne pe wo apni gaand se nikalti he
Levi Watson
So much anger.
Learn to love the bantz or figure out how to stop coming here,. The Poo thing is never going away because it is funny
Benjamin Morris
memes are fine.
But this guy everyday makes stupid thread.
He could have made any thread with a topic worth discussing
Ian Lee
Nah we aren't really aware of the poo in loo thing as being something negative, it's just another thing. The racism angle is also pretty much useless because you are probably dealing with some dumb ass
You can do this: tell him you followed something from his coming and something fucked up, and now you're going to the cops or authorities, or his company.. He's gonna fear losing his job, for bonus points tell him you've emailed the Indian cyber cell also, Google it for making a believable story
Joseph Collins
Bhai tum chill karo, kyu pareshaan ho raha hai?
Aise acclimatize hota hai, hum thread banaye thaki firangi log na banaye
Samuel Ward
So go with the poo-in-the-loo for Sup Forums's enjoyment, and towards the end, tell him that I was just stalling for time so that I could trace his shit, I'm with the FBI, and I'm passing all of the information I've acquired on to the Indian Cyber Cell?
Zachary Roberts
mere me to reservation nahi hai, dharna karna padega.
Jacob Morales
describe and differentiate the elaborate stool caste system of your culture
does the well-formed nutrient-rich log look down its nose at the puddle of runs?
does the color, smell, or presence/absence of corn, peanuts, or other detritus elevate or debase its ranking in the structure?
once any and all labels are affixed and made known, how does one carry on knowing that it is still just a huge piece of shit?