Do you feel this? my friends

Do you feel this? my friends

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Oh fuck off Tojo.

You will never be able to fully open your eyes either...


Why even live nip?

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Close enough

>t. Welfare queen in Okinawa

>Moshi Moshi
>Watashiwa shy pepe desu
>PEHPEH, NANI?

I just want to know if West Virginia is really almost heaven

Feels goodman. Only thing bad is i dont get assault rifles.

Just get on a plane and apply for the green card. or come to canada and we'll grant you honorary citizenship when you step off the plane

idktfb

I have never visited America.

But Canada is not cool, it's like murica but without conservatism, guns, and food.

I am American and I love that I can trigger you with my American citizenship and birth.

>deeply inhales freedom
>slowy exhales democracy

I'd pay someone from the US to adopt me or let me marry them just to get citizenship.

it feels good though, as being swiss is still very much the shiznit

Well, Norway is ranked as the best place to live in on the planet.

You lose, USA

>tfw when you're only second place
at least we keep going up, soon we'll be first.

also I just put that fucking disney song in my head now...
youtube.com/watch?v=vYyO44U2BQ4

>you will never be swiss
>you will never jew the jew

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No one cares lol

>All the bad parts of america
>With none of the good ones
>Colder climate
Canada is the saltiest nation

It isn't. It is like the Ukraine of America.

I think it's just perspective, I personally love the wild areas and coldness of canada...

but I guess you can kinda find that in some parts of the states as well

No

WVer here. Literally the best state.
>Everyone loves Trump or Bernie
>Everyone loves guns and salted rifles
>Can carry a handgun anywhere I want
>I once saw a Sherman tank drive down my street from my window
>Super polite
>Everyone lives super far away from eachother
>If you have money you can own a billion acres for nothing

Yo nip once your daughter is of legal age I'll bleach her genetics and you'll be American.

fine with me. don't habe to pay the IRS taxes even though I live abroad.

>paying taxes
>not living off the grid so much so that you dont even have a birth certificate or SSN

britain colony

TORA
TORA
TORA

>slav
>slave

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>protestant fanatics

>no birth cert
>no passport
>no disposable income
>can't travel the world
why?

No

>niggers of europe and asia

>tolk about niggers
>usa
haha no

I have plenty of disposable income and why would I ever need to leave the United States?

We have the Florida Keys all the way to the national parks in Alaska. And the mojave and the rockies and the appalachians and places like San francisco new york city miami

Never need to leave ever

so will the hordes of ArabAsia

My dad is American, and he has offered me several times to apply for a green card. I have lived in America for 3 years when I was a young kid, so obtaining citizenship would be fairly easy for me.

I declined. America is awful. I have visited several times, and most of the country is a run down, third world shithole,

Also, I don't want to get shot

Literally EVERYONE can be American. Just move there, and wait few years, aaaand congratulations! You are now an American

Americans are just a blend of people from all over the world. They are not a race. Being American is like a label

Did you check your privelege on calling us niggers, you goddamn transniggerburger?

Question: How do Japanese folks feel about the term Japs or Nips?
I've always felt that it's not really derogatory since it's just a shortening of the actual name.

Anyway, Japanese are honorary Americans, so don't feel so bad.

It's ok bro..

All we do basically is fight wars for israel. And eat burgers when we have some down time.

>beheaded or shot, the choice is clear

America is disgusting.

Theoretically speaking most euros can go to America and get a citizenship and call themselves American.

Will Americans upon hearing this euro calling himself American disagree with him in doing that?

Let him stay on his cold desolate island full of pakis

Ill stay on my own continent full of paradise-like beaches, huge deserts, mountains, and plenty of land to do freedom things on.

Atleast here the niggers are held inside exclusion zones

>when you have to click on their flag to find out who they are

There are very few places left in the US worth living in.

>when an american near me is proud of not knowing geography

how new are you, monteNegro

>needing to know where places outside the best country in the world are
I also don't know the names of the craters on the moon

What's wrong with you Jiro? Why are there so many japs posters feeling bad for not being american?

You've got a fucking millenary culture, with a lot of honor shit inside to be proud of, and your country is full of betas fapping with anime, and fucking pepes wanting to be part of the country that literally bombed them with not one, but two nukes.

I can't understand you Japan, why don't make Japan great again, instead being USA little weird puppy?

>60
>%
>""WHITE""

We have niggers living in benighted ghettos calling themselves American, Spics sneaking across the border waving the Mexican flag and getting welfare, and Muslims with their taqiyya celebrating in our streets during Terrorist attacks. A white European is a breath of fresh air no matter where he comes from.

>we have lots of niggers in a few major cities
>quarantined from the rest of us
>killing eachother off

>this makes us not white

Sure bro.
>white kids are already minority

Calm down, Avni

FPBP
sagegoesinallfields

I'm American, but I've always wondered what it's like to live in a different country, especially in Europe.

Just come over legally, live and work here for about five years, apply for citizenship, and there you go.

Can't say that I do. Feels good, pham.

If you're going to visit Norway, go to places like the Midwest where the people a decent. States likes Wisconsin has a lot of your cousins from Norwegian diaspora long ago.

AVOID HEAVILY BLACK AREAS AT ALL COSTS!
no Detroit
no Camden
no Chicago
etc.

>Mongolian helmet

fuck off Gengis

The funny thing is they can't. You need family to get a green card or an employer willing to pay the state 5k to sponsor your work visa and hire you. My British friend has been trying to come over but he's cockblocked for being an average white guy that fills no quotas

You don't know that.

It's not that hard to become American.

On the other hand
>you will never be Japanese

Maybe yours will be though, English teacher OP
youtu.be/wBpXy69_3jg

Not true, look up Green Cards. Literally the only option is through family, employers, or refugee status. The average post-college person has no viable way to become an American

Lemme tell you all what makes America great.
It's not the guns
Or the Constitution
Or the strongest military in the known universe
Or the fact we went to the Moon.

It's the fact that I can go into almost any resteraunt. Buy a drink,Drink it and then get a REFILL for free

You have the same options with most countries, but most of them grant you citizenship much harder. More importantly, it's more common to pick America to live indefinitely rather than any other country. It's a multicultural, multinational country that welcomes literally anyone and anything. That's not bad though. In fact, it's good. It's the king of nations. The nation beyond nation.

I do feel kinda bad about white supremacists though. That's not what America is, or ever become. Come back to Europe if you want a homogenous society.

RELATIVELY RARE
A
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>ranked best place to live on the planet
>by the jews

oy vey goyim you need welfare to be truly happy

RARE

Do you go around always shitposting under that flag you fucking burger weeb ? We know you're a murican.

Japanese can barely speak english and they have 2chan, why the fuck would they come to a remote place like Sup Forums and racist board like Sup Forums of all places ?
Fuck off stupid mongrel mutt, you will never be japanese. Go hug your pillow weeb fag.

Eh we have 50 states with their own capitals and cities bigger than most countries so our average geography lessons focus on north america. I just need to know we have bases in most countries and have deliberately undermined the others. But go ahead, be mad we cant memorize the location of every wannabe nation with a population less then 300 million.

>chin chong pin lin
>orewaaa ochinchin daitsuki
>oni-chuaaan desu

I born in the american continent so i'm american/chilean, not american/american but still "american"

It's okay friendo. nothing to get too depressed about. At least you're not a sand nigger