What does Sup Forums think i should do

What does Sup Forums think i should do

Sacrafice it to Andy Sixx

Who's that?

Pick that toilet paper show us

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You have was cancer. Sorry buddy.

Out of toilet with hands

*ass

Boy oh boy I love cancer

First time anal hearts

It isnt colon cancer, its too red. You either have a tear in your anus or you have some dick cancer.

See a doctor, faggot and/or dick cancer patient.

Dumb question time: Did you eat anything with a shitload of red dye in it lately?

Real stuff now:
How bad does your stomach hurt?
How much and how long have you had the runs?

I would seriously consider talking to a doctor about the possibility of crohns disease/colitis/IBS.

Flush.

ulcer, or anal fissure

u wont die soon but call a doctor atleast

This. It's a hemorrhoid or fissure or something.
If you go to the doctor, or if you can go, they can figure it out and get it before it starts hurting worse.
>it will hurt much worse if poop gets in it and sits on the raw skin

GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR SQUEAK

act like it's nothing. if the poop is like that all the time then go see a doctor.

Ulcer Colitis. A disease that causes inflammation in the column and ulcers in your stomach.

No lie, if left untreated you could die. Seek help, a relative of mine was in the hospital for weeks after symptoms like your pic started to appear.

go to a doctor

Stop eating so many beets.

eat

I had a couple days in a row of EXTREMELY bloody shits. Like toilet paper had much more blood than shit on it. Then it stopped out of nowhere. This happened once a year ago too. I'm gunna continue to ignore and hope I die soon

Order Chipotle tonight probably.

fuck you squeak

You should do timestamp with ur shit like our lord scat acrobat