*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

*whips out katana*
PREPARE TO BE SLAUGHTERED VILE WENCHES

I want #4 with the braids. You can have the other three.

Tell em to get inside it's too cold to be standin out here in only one layer of clothing.

looks like a Lands' End pajama ad

>Teleports from behind
>Pulls out 10,000 times folded nipon sword
>Nothing personnel.

*acts like it Sweden*

oh shit it's those gorgeous blonde girls

Fuck in ascending age order. Preserve white race

...

back stab them

Push them to the side and keep walking

I'd be to petrified to say anything.

WTF, how did i end up in scandinavia?!

>*blocks your path*

>they are my path

Hi ladies. I have Bartles and James winer coolers and Ricola lozenges in my van. Follow me.

Ask if they require seed.

Show bobs and vagene

Tell them they should get back to the angel convention.

throw a NIGGER in their path, they commence to suck him off at the same time nd sex him

*path clears*

Omae wa mou shindeiru

Alright, I'll take the other three.

>pull out thot destroyer 9000
>"THOTS BEGONE"

Let's Skat mmmbop

>Take out holy water
>Throw
>Miss
>Take out scooter
>Turn 360 degrees and do a sick manual as I ride away
>Return next day
>Attract fair maidens with my 2 and a half inch floppy
>Put floppy in their ears
>Cum on their brains
>My seed grows from inside their head
>Grows at an incredible speed
>Little brain children pop it of their heads
>Fuck brain children until they die
>Go home
>Eat chicken nuggies until I pass out

*blocks their path*

*get brutally raped*

lol so random xD

>'Scuse, Coming through.

And then I walk past them. It's not hard.

lol, I thought the same thing

ask them a hug

this 100%.
also, fuck(top), marry, marry, kill

There are a lot of feet about to be smelled!

Sixty toes to smell between!

«Hei user!»
>dråper spaghetti
«hva i helvete?»

fuck off, Eugene.

faggot

fåk u fæggit fit me irl

MYSEOST OVER ALT

made me cringe tbh

They look like they aged 15 years between the two

maybe it's just the softer filter on the other making them look younger

thnx4info brah breh bruh much obliged

jesus christ
>found a sperg

glad to meet you, user. I am indeed the Sperg Christ of 4chænz.

bless you heart and shit.

I would say hey Girls, nice to meet you with a German salute.

they're Norwegian, you cuntfart.

Sorry, for me as a German it's the only option. In good old days we kidnapped them from Scandinavia into the Reich...

>kidnapped
nah, you just bribed Quisling.

>no brakes on the train
>toot toot
>Mountain Pass Rape Express coming through

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Dream on.

Throw Andy Sixx in front of them. As they are busy sucking a warm log I go on my way....

oh hi, Mathilde and friends! I bet you didn't know this, but I once used a download parser to scan your blog. I downloaded all your pics and fapped for hours. True story. Will you be waifu?

>Dream on
google Quisling, you nazi fart.

That is prime baby making meat.

>I have a PJ fetish

E-excuse me g-girls I need to get behin- I mean I need to go warm at my c-cabin I mean not t-that you aren't h-hot I mean not that way i-i mean I have to go