Why the fuck is autism so fucking prevalent amongst kids these days?

Why the fuck is autism so fucking prevalent amongst kids these days?

No, seriously. My girlfriend and I plan on having 3-5 kids once we get our careers off the ground....

...But these days, I always hear 'WATCH OUT WORLD! MY KID HAS AUTISM!' from everybody

What's going on?

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30 year old (and older) mothers.

Old moms

i know what the problem is

that's what my buddy said.

I figured it'd be like 36+ and on though

Pump your infants full of disease elixir they said

How old is your wife?

If she's over 25, the chances of autism-babies goes up. And that's why, by the way. Women forestalling marriage and reproduction for their "needs" is causing this autism epidemic.

blame dried up slag mothers having kids at 30+

I'm 26, my girlfriend is 21.

We plan on getting married and having a kid in 4-5 years from now.

Thing is, we want to live 3-5 kids over a period of time


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Around 35 years of age a man's sperm accumulates an increasing amount of mutations. it's not old mothers but old men causing autism. 30+ women are causing other congenital diseases, but not autism. It also weeks havoc on the mothers body leading to diabetes and other diseases in the mother.


Most people are not designed to have baby's at an age older than 33. Some men and women can, and there is probably a very important selection event happening right now.

Autism is more likely for mixed race people

>No, seriously. My girlfriend and I plan on having 3-5 kids once we get our careers off the ground....

Yeah thats what all whites think..... and the carrer turns out to be shit and they barely get 1 kid.

Now that all ailments have a "spectrum" of analysis that have the same properties of expansion as the known universe, we can assume everyone on earth will have autism by 2020.

Source?

Blame women for preferring older men.

Older mothers.

My girlfriend isn't white though

the kids might be, or probably will be. I dunno

>parent isn't white
>white kids

Pick one, retard.

This, sadly

Hey, wait, you're that fucking American who wears shoes in his house from the other day. Mods locked the thread before you could justify yourself. Now's your chance.

I'm a sperg who wasn't diagnosed til later in life, as such i've been talking with experts to very recently.

Here's the thing, autism is genetic. Simple is that. Most likely carried by the father. Then through gene expression autism is exhibited on varying scales. Some are more spergy than others.

It's simply because the gene is spreading, that's it. I think it's almost necessary for us to continue, a next stage in evolution sort of. The next generation of spergs will pioneer the next golden age of science.

she's fuckin cute

Yeah how about not getting kids? The planet is flooded with non whites already, we don´t need anymore slave labour

Isn't autism typically misdiagnosed in children? Kind of like ADD etc? Doctors are Jews, tell parents that don't know any better there is something wrong with their kid and they'll keep coming back regularly giving you money.

This. He is on to something.

I am autistic as fuck and i think it was because my mother smoked during pregnancy.

Probably wasn't diagnosed before, just called the lil nigga a weirdo

No your condition is a defect that damages your ability to reproduce. Meanwhile there is nothing that is currently putting evolutionary pressure on non-autists.

OP here

So what about us bros

We're both going to go to college this year, will graduate in 3 years or so (hopefully)

She'll be 24, I'll be 29

Then we plan on getting married and having a kid a year AFTER a year of getting a career, finding a place to live, etc.

So I'll be 30, she'll be 25.

But, We plan on having 3-5 kids - Realistically 3, hopefully 4 is the goal......

Which can be done, when it's spaced out, which means that I'll be in my mid 30s or possibly late 30s by the time the 4th is out, she'll be in her mid 30s or some shit, I dunno.


I do know that my dad was born as a late fifth child to a father in his 40s, and a mother in her 30s. This was back in 1959

OVERDIAGNOSED

Despite all the bullshit straw grasping like vaccines cause it or mercury in fish, the one common thread that you always seem to see is that young parents rarely ever have autistic children.

Look at the parents of autistic children wherever you go. They're always late 30's-early 40's adults who had their kids once they were in their 30's. It's nice that people are ensuring kids will supposedly be taken care of better by waiting till they're financially established, but it's apparent that from an evolutionary standpoint children have the secondary utility of forming a catalyst for young adults to become responsible caretakers by being born. Older people develop more abnormal children. Women are built in with their reproductive cells at birth, and they will corrode over time. Men develop sperm constantly day in and day out for years on end and endure a lifetime of accidental or stupidty-based whacks to gonads on top of natural degradation and will produce more and more abnormal sperm.

If you don't have kids before at the most 30, then you're on the highway to the danger zone.

Yes autism spectrum is just liberal bullshit and is used to give parents a concrete reason why their kid is a dork.

Real autism is caused by women with old wombs stained by multiple men

they will have full heads of pubic hair though

Autism rates are minuscule anyway. It's good to have goals, but you really don't need to plan 5 kids into the future, that's just unrealistic. Betting everything on your career taking off perfectly is how people get burned.

I have a theory that theough germany's selective breeding programs in 1930-40's they either knowingly or unknowingly spawned a generation primed with autism genes in an attempt to create super soldiers.

Combination of older parents and broader definition of autism.

>Why the fuck is body dysphoria so fucking prevalent amongst kids these days?
>a few years previously
>Why the fuck is autism so fucking prevalent amongst kids these days?
>a few years previously
>Why the fuck is ADD so fucking prevalent amongst kids these days?

Autism is soooo 2010. Get with the times, OP. Gender Dysphoria is the hip new psychiatric boogeyman

ALL THESE CLAIMS

AND NOT ONE SINGLE CITATION

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>career
>4 children

you realize one of you are staying home for the next 20-25 years ?

Part this, and part getting better at diagnosing them than they used to be. A decade ago, an autistic kid might have just been labeled as a problem child, or retarded

is her sister a furry because oh man I know this girl

Operation Paperclip

I dunno, my girlfriend's sister looks like a little German girl, and that's just her sister. It'll be neat to see what her kids will look like, with a supremely white looking guy like me.

Daily reminder that Psychologists do not want this information passed around among non-professionals, because it enables people to feign symptoms, which makes it increasingly difficult for them to exploit the Group Delusional Disorder where everyone is willing to believe they are "normal" for a false sense of security.

Basically, we're all a bunch of lunatics who see reality how we want to see it, and we're so resistant to being shown it that many psychologists themselves are completely caught up in their own alchemy.

This is what research psychologists are doing:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cognitive_biases

This is what clinical psychologists are doing:
drive.google.com/file/d/0BwD-YtZFWfxMbWs2UC1WdWJzZTQ/view

Once the contradiction becomes apparent, you will possibly develop symptoms which the clinical psychology community might "diagnosis" as schizophrenia.

See Ecclesiastes for more information.

I blame Wifi.

>whacks to the gonads??

But i like it when she smacks em... am i degenerate Sup Forums

My dad drank everyday for 10 years. I have HFA. As long as you arent a degenerate you'll be fine.

>It'll be neat to see what her kids will look like, with a supremely white looking guy like me.

I've run the simulation, here is the result.

Because the cure for autism -discipline- has been banned.
95% of autistic kids could be cured or stopped from developing it at all if their parents and teachers disciplined them but that's far too much like hard work and borders on illegal in many parts of the west.

What's with the boy hair?

Is he bisexual or just a tomboy?

Well there's certainly no reason to think it has anything to do with the Old Ones

No such thing as autism, just shitty parenting.

You're not degenerate, you're just going to have a higher risk of producing abnormal sperm compadre.

well why do you figure the rates of skyrocketed in the past 30 years?

autismspeaks.org/science/science-news/large-study-parent-age-autism-finds-increased-risk-teen-moms

>Study conducted with 5.7mil children

>* Autism rates were 66 percent higher among children born to dads over 50 years of age than among those born to dads in their 20s. Autism rates were 28 percent higher when dads were in their 40s versus 20s.

>* Autism rates were 18 percent higher among children born to teen moms than among those born to moms in their 20s.

>* Autism rates were 15 percent higher in children born to mothers in their 40s, compared to those born to moms in their 20s

>* Autism rates rose still higher when both parents were older, in line with what one would expect if each parent’s age contributed to risk.

>* Autism rates also rose with widening gaps between two parents’ ages. These rates were highest when dads were between 35 and 44 years old and their partners were 10 or more years younger. Conversely, rates rose when moms were in their 30s and their partners were 10 or more years younger.

you can wear shoes in your house if you have feet that need more support.

Has anybody posted that the reason is expanded diagnostic criteria with more refined diagnosis techniques? Its occurring at the same rate it always has, its just easier to spot it now. Probably a good thing, so you can start socialization & treatment earlier for people who would respond to it.

>Autism on the rise
>A leaf is bringing the bantz

What has the world come to?

So if both the mother and the father are over 50 years old then some form of autism is basically guaranteed?

Over/misdiagnosis, much like ADD in the 90s.

Yes, and in fact I posted the diagnostic criteria itself in the thread to make the point clear.
Everyone is dysfunctional. It's perfectly normal.
Snowflakes can go to hell.

i think you might have confirmation bias
people might also be inclined to tell more often nowadays aswell though

which one is right?

WHAT'S GOING ON

Where? There's only one post by your ID in this thread and its this one.

Singles mothers are the cause of autism

The only factor that you can be 100% sure of is people waiting to have children until they are in their 30's and 40's.

Basically. Her womb is old and both their telomeres are shredded. Not ideal conditions for reproduction

You can clearly tell if a person is autistic at a glance. Seems absurd to claim that it's just an undisciplined child - there's clearly a condition that also affects them physically in some way.

High Population
better identification of it
and also old people are fucking a lot

I leech internet from a business that keeps their network wide open, 150 yards away.

I can't exactly go over there and solve whatever problem is causing IP addresses to automatically swap.

Ahhh, i see.

Tell me ameribro, shes 23 and im 28--will our kids have downsyndrome?? (Provided we dont inject them with poison as Lord Trump advises against it)

I know a chick who is 26 and has two autistic kids. She seems pretty autistic herself, though.

Well aside from the fact she's probably menopausal

>be autist
>read one article
>be pseudo intellectual
>ignore any other facts that clash with current viewpoint
>be super autist
Are you telling me that low functioning autism has the same cause as Asperger's? Because if so, I doubt you're high functioning. Autism is defined by it's symptoms, not it's cause. Autism's definition has been broadened in the past years, do you think that means the gene has changed?

Fuck off you retard.

Hey, I'm the same poster as this guy. I'm a raging faggot

Would she be unmarried by any chance?

Older parents, as well as a better understanding of what autism actually is. It isn't really one set disorder with one set of concrete symptoms as a broad spectrum people can fall into, which leads to greater amounts of people being diagnosed.

>inb4 hurr durr spectrum disorders don't exist

Angry autistic snowflake is angry.

Effects of fucking your food products with chemicals. There are some studies made in this area but no company wants to fund a broad research that might come to a conclusion of "preservatives can fuck up your kid".

I don't understand americans tbqh, Turkey is a shithole and it has shit cancerous food. Yet americans eat cancerous food willingly. Go organic.

What we call Autism these days is just the natural differences our children have. Some of them are genuinely autistic, but mostly it's just social anxiety and natural differences.
"oh no, poor Jenny isn't getting along with the other kids, she must be autistic."
It's the same shit as ADHD was.

>kid has autistic tendencies
>park kid in front of screen
>"don't go outside, it's not safe!"
>never be around cause PROUD SINGLE STRONK WOMAN, no affection
>no masculine role models
>vaccines, all sorts of shit in water

Some pharmacist or med school user said obesity, maternal gestational diabetes is linked to autism, and older mothers have higher rates of both.

More women are talking supplements in attempt to delay menopause because they nearly get suicidal thinking that they never had a kid. Then they birth a poor half brained goblin

>Turkey is a shithole and it has shit people inhabiting it

ftfy

This m8, psychologists try to force this idea of "normal" when in reality every human makes their reality through sensory gating, unconscious biase, and deeply held beliefs.

I think one of the reasons we have so many crazies *is* psychology and it's efforts to police human behavior.

400 hundred years ago if someone met an Angel it was a blessing and they were back to work the next day.
Today if some sees an angel they have "schizophrenia" and get a chemical lobotomy that supposedly "helps" them.

Schizophrenia didn't even exist until the 19th century, there are pretty much no recorded cases before that, psychiatrists called it an "epidemic of madness" when patients started showing up in the 1820s.

You have to be pretty damn selfish to bring a malformed creature in to the world just to satisfy your own ego...or is it more a case of instinct?

Women are pumping themselves with drugs to stop there natural reproductive organs and also waiting until they are old to have kids..

To everybody ITT talking about older parents:


how the fuck can you have kids now a days without having a good job?

90% of the time, you need to go to college to obtain a good job.


Unless you IN HIGH SCHOOL figure out what career you're going to be passionate in, some tend to start their college path for their passionate career choice in their mid 20s....

...Which is what brings parents to have kids in their 30s

I mean is it really 30s? I was always under the assumption that once you get into your 40s you start playing with fire, but perhaps it is 30s due to the spike in rates.

But again, it's a catch 22- If you want the white picket middle class life, you need to hold off until you're older after you graduate from college and get a career.


personally I plan on starting to have kids once I'm 30, for example. And continue on doing so until I'm in my mid 30s.

But yeah, that's something that just didn't happen back in the day, where autism was less prevalent so I guess the age thing checks out

Age might be an aggraving factor but it's no cause. Why is there so much autism in your country alone?
Americans health is beyond fucked. Everything you eat or drink is likely to give you cancer and fuck up your hormones or modify your genes.
You have pesticides everywhere since like a hundred year.
You give prescription drugs to your kids instead of talking with them.

I've got an autistic sister. My mom had her when she was 39, and she was the fourth kid. All of us were born with little issues (I just have poor vision), but my sister was the only one to be born and diagnosed with autism.

I think it's got to do with age, but you never know. I know that even if I go past 30 without having kids, I'll probably start looking for some much younger women to have a kid with when I feel like settling down.

>Today if some sees an angel they have "schizophrenia" and get a chemical lobotomy that supposedly "helps" them.
So you think someone that sees angels is a perfectly sane person that can be in society with other human beings'

I think that it's like a bellcurve. With high functioning on one end, utterly disabled and needs a guardian on the other. With the majority possessing a varying degree of mild autism that most would observe as asperger's.

Then again, this is all just my theory and I'm just an user on the internet.

Bingo. Lives on the dole. Dumps her kids off on anyone so she can whore around.

Have kids when you are in your mid to late 20s with a woman in her very early 20s. There you go.

>complaining about money
It has nothing to do with money jackass. It's about how the eggs and the way sperm is made deteriorates and gets fucked up over time.

Have you ever been to a nuthouse? Most of those people do not belong there when you consider what's sitting outside.

>Autism rates were 18 percent higher among children born to teen moms than among those born to moms in their 20s.

wtf? how

It's entirely instinct. By 35 if a woman hasnt had a child her body conflicts with her mind greatly because she knows instinctually she wasted her most valuable resource working some job.

worldatlas.com/articles/countries-with-the-highest-rates-of-autism.html

Get the fuck out you braindead scum
This is probably you sick deluded fucks rationalize pedophelia