I have been awoken from my thousand year slumber

I have been awoken from my thousand year slumber.
Which mortal man shall challenge my supreme power first?

WHAT ARE YE' DOIN' IN MY FOUR-CHAN THREAD!?!?

Nigger

our beefy overlord has arrived

If I get dubs, I kill you and eat your beef.

If singles, you maul me to death.

If trips or higher, I become bull god!

FOOL!

HAH! You "australians" could never match my power. What makes you think you can win now?

bull has a sticky out ass like a niggeress

PAH! I will crush your skull just like this! HGNNNNNNN. SEE THAT! THIS IS WHAT I WILL DO TO YOUR BRITTLE BONES!

nah uhh you ass is no better than mine

Quaggan challenge you,quaggan win

I approximate that you are just about the height of my slave, seen on the left. Your weak, puny arms cannot simply crush my glorious head.

I beg to differ, human female.

goodbye user

I challenge thee

If i cannot crush your skull then i will cut into your neck with my claws and drink the life sppilling from your open neck

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quaggan challenge you,quaggan will beat you green fist man

this is the pinnacle of Sup Forums

The sheer amount of muscle around my neck and shoulders could destroy you by itself in a few milliseconds.

Will you two just fuck already...

How could you beat these pristine appendages with your inferior TOY?

Like that inferior being could ever dream of handling me.

Ghost quaggan will win,none can touch ghost quaggan

*TURNS SSJ3*
I sure can faggot.

You are a nuisance, such an irritating being could never truly be ignored. I must have you in my ranks.

Just look at all the strength in my arms; no matter how thick you think the muscles are around your neck I will slice through it with my talon. Flesh is not armor you fool. Perhaps you should work out that tiny musle you call a brain instead

I challenge. Check em, faggot

Quaggan accepts your offer,i bring with me state of the art box armor

You do not tremble in the presence of your new God. What power do you hold, small thing?

Me and my boys are gonna mess you up see?

*TURNS SSJB*

The power of gods.

You hold no godly power, rabbit. I suggest you flee while you still can.

what the hell is up with the discoloration. it's like they're already color coded for the different meats

Quaggan shall show you true power

YOU ARE GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY NEMESIS! I WILL STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH RIGHT HERE. Don't struggle, struggling will only make it worse for you! Shhh shhh, go to sleep now... Good now that you are taken care of i can focus all my attention at that bastard bull

You must first go through quaggan before you can challenge bull quaggan

I can't be killed you meaty fool...that is unless you have the holy hand grenade
eat me
*faps while you strangle me then cums violently* do it again

My team has completed their experiments. They have bred the ultimate warrior. What say you, corpse?

Very well. You may amuse me untill the bull returns. Have at you, naive!

>moo in loo thinks he's jacked

Quaggan shall harness the spirit bomb

I accept thine proposal. I shall be your general, most trusted and feared.

My mass and power have grown since my awakening. Now I am truly unstoppable.

I quit.

fucking great thread.

Spirit bomb take far too long to charge. I will strike you before you have the chance to use it

supreme power

lol

You know nothing bull snow!

you may strike me,but not before i self destructt Quaggan!!!!!!!!

A CHALLENGER APPEARS.

Taste the back of my crystal fist.

Ah you've decided to crawl back and face me like a man? I'll deal with you, but first watch helplessly as i destroy your underling!

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HA. Thank you gorrila, you have inadvertently saved my by stepping in at the right moment in front of me to take all the force from quaggan's self destruct! You're next bull!

This thread is very rare and particular form of cancer.

WHERE ARE YOU BULL? SHOW YOURSELF COWARD! I'M LOOKING FOR YOU!

(THUMP)
...next.

Hello, inferior being. None have defeated me for over 10,000 years. What makes you special?

Beef God is kill.

until next time...

It's shaved

Divine protection! I have seen the light, and Allah will guide my claws swift and true right at your vitals and i will emerge victorious

You rang?

Defeated by a 100 lb chinaman with a rod gun.
Didn't bother to waste a bullet.
The rod is reusable.

Giga Nigga up in this motherfucker. Its nice to see my dinner talking to each other before mealtime.

get off this thread before i shoot nigger

And now I ascend. Defeated by a mere mortal.

Goodbye, all.

Cower before the might of Techno Viking!

Frog legs taste like chicken. You can join my plate too.

KNOW HERE THAT I, KANGAROO, HAVE BEATEN A GOD! Now i will rest my weary body

you have misscalculated,quaggan shall strike you down

do you dare insult me nigger

If all things are your food, then eat yourself nig.

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Yawn... mmmmmm... what WHAT?! How can this be? You should be dead!

pls just leave us alone

>nigger
>knows the taste of chicken
Mfw

i have come back from the underworld to strike you down quaggan,fear my wrath!

Gotcha

Ha! What could a ghost without a physical body possibley do to me?

make annoying quaggan noises every waking moment of your life!

you are no match for me naruto

Those bull god balls sure look heavy after your thousand year slumber. Mind if I worship them with my mouth?

I mean he will just keep making so many babies

If that is all you can do then so be it. You'll get bored eventully. Do whatevey you like quaggan. Now i will take my leave.

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haha you run in fear of me naruto

BASK IN MY POWER

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I challenge thee kangaroo

SUDDENLY a flying spaghetti monster appears

The Ultimate Warrior has arrived!

The duck of no fucks !!!

*screech of one thousand dying suns*

Dear fucking god WHAT IS THAT THING

it's all over now...

try a bullfighter and his folks

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You foola in killi g the bull you killed the only thing keeping THESE MONSTERS CONTAINED

We have come from the underworld