Ask a Brazilian anything

Ask a Brazilian anything

were you at the semi-finals when Germany beat Brazil like a red headed stepchild?

I was playing Skyrim, but i could hear my dad screaming

It was traumatizing for him.

did Xuxa ever give you a boner?

No, in reality she scares the fuck out of me, since i was a kid

How does it feel to be part monkey, part human?

And are not we all?

how close to a favela do you live?

WE ARE DEVO

are there alot of shemales there? will you send me a cute one please?

95% of them have hiv, don't recomend stay safe stay with regular chicks that already suck gringo balls for free just because they are gringos.

This is funny because the neighborhood on the side of mine is actually a favela, while mine is a "middle class" neighbourhood. Unbalanced, right?

There is a street in the center of my city that it's famous of having a lot of shemale hookers at night, and in my neighbourhood have one, but she is not a hooker, she is daughter (or son) of a rich guy, and it's actually really pretty, i would bang her.

Why should I ask a fucking brainless monkey anything? Your native language isn't even modern enough

How's the economy, and how're the drugs?

You are already asking

i always found it odd how close by the decent looking neighbourhoods are to them

would think they'd want to be a million miles away

The economy is getting better i think, besides corruption and shit, and i dont do drugs for a while now, but they are good too

thats what im talking bout, send me that one please

I am not, you are just too dumb to realize ;)

Yeah, and this happens like A LOT here, the richest neighbourhood of my city it's RIGHT NEXT of the biggest favela, it's really funny

I fucking hate Brazil for the savage sub humans that make it on the news daily. Another savage killing here, shoot out there, rape here. Why the fuck hasn't the local people grown a pair and fuck their shit up? The country is basically ran by monkey cholos. It's on the same level as El Salvador

She is decent, study on a good particular school, it's a fucking normie etc, not that "HIV" shit

Wtf she has penis?? Fuckkkkk

yeah, i have seen it

Because the monkey cholos are the average people at this point. The poverty level and immigration from all the rest of the shitholes in south america has produced the exact effexts that every conservative pundit in the US predicts socialism to produce.

People will become savages if you take away everything that makes them human. Its that simple. Treat them like animals and the vicious become predators and the meek become prey.

Brasilero gato, aguante el Diego y la falopa

SOPA DE MACACO UMA DELICIA

Why your people think are better than rest of south america??

You must be confusing us with Argentines.

where are you from?

We don't speak spanish.

I born in São Paulo - SP but actually live in Paraiba because of my work

MACACO

UMA DELICIA, FILHO DA PUTA!

ARROMBADO

Do you like SK's CSGO team?
Are Brazilians technically Latino?

Yes, and yes

what do you do for work?

I'm manager on a corporation, don't want to say the name

How hype was Luminosity when BR was coming up?
How much do you miss FNX?
Will Immortals ever win a major?

what's the name?

VERY Hype, i don't see much CSGO streams, but i have seen that one, really disapointed when they lost but ok
He is a nice guy, but prefer partys than training etc. he is nice but i dont want him back in SK
I really think that they will!

Funny, but i will not say