Matched with a girl on tinder. 8/10

Matched with a girl on tinder. 8/10

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Lil chubby but I'll love ya right
Let's adventure
Message me

shit like that

I'm high af, what should I say?

>Lil chubby
>8/10

Pick one.

Tell her you wanna use her fat rolls to bill a fatty with

So are you a spitter or a swallower?

ask her how many dudes shes taken at one time?

This. 'Lil chubby' means she outweighs you. Abandon ship while you still can.

I need to find a place to bury my 4 inch cock. Can you help me?

dont listen this fag...

shes gonna be good

I'm gonna think of another compliment, I think girls like that.

tell her you want to eat her pussy with the same enthusiasm she eats an entire birthday cake. trust me

Post her pics gaylord

>I'm on my way to McDonalds. What should I pick up for you?

girls don't like compliments they like it when you're douchey and tease them

This

No op but matched with this. Trap or not?

AB stands for A Boy

I hope your into micro penis

Just say something and post it already pussy

Whats with the lips?

Too bad I'm not one of those guys. Go on a diet you land whale.

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Nigga, that is a fish with some chicks ass

NIGGER
sorry my tourettes

I want to suck a log of shit out of Kim Jong Un's asshole.

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