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Tagalog faggots should just fuck off.

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Butthurt Bisaya chimp out!!!

Frenchie pls come back, we are very very sorry.

What did I miss? Don't tell me you guys did something stupid

she killed herself

To be with Merula? How romantic.

Wake up wagecucks!

does the sultan allow you guys to post here? im genuinely curious about your country.

Um yes?

It's because you kept chasing her away. Happy now?

As far as I know Brunei doesn't really crack down much on criticism, if at all. Unless you're not a Muslim everything should be fine.

Its just i heard he imposed sharia law in 2016, and i wondered if that implied a more authoritarian state.

Not heard much news about that since then.

Actually here in the Philippines we have Sharia, but only in ARMM, and only for family matters.

2015*
Sharia law had long existed for marriage/inheritance cases but the now right now is hudud law.
It got stuck somewhere along the implementation due to usual government slow incompetence.
So it has yet to be enforced 2bh.

It's a good thing she's gone so you guys learn your lesson

But Brunei is a small and rich absolute monarchy. Shouldn't things be faster with a government like that?

Heh, if only.

Good job, autists.
Now she's gone and not pure anymore.

I bet you were one of those who drove her away in the first place.

If you faggots don't chase them away, they get knocked up by some dindu who promptly runs

it was fate

Is it /asean/ civil war now ?

That's a huge cendol, SEAbros.

> redbean

what the actual fuck !?

Sisti is so cute.

>he doesn't have redbean in his cendol

What did he mean by this?

why do westernised /asean/ girls act like such whores?

Because they're westernized?

It's because of the degenerate values in modern western culture, ausfag.

Truly Australian posting at its finest.

what exactly do you want them to act like anyway?

Damn its too bad her tits arent a little bit bigger.

she's still qt

but western culture is less degenerate

>western culture is less degenerate

kek

test post

OFF BY 2

cendol with ice cream and read bean?
>"hey bro can i copy your homework?"
>"sure but change it a little bit so the teacher doesn't get suspicious"
>"chill yo"

post qt's

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ASEAN combating degeneracy is best ASEAN

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pls no bully

post memenose

Got you covered bro.

give me a wife right now

Which Asean country do you wish to be destroyed?

This is what a Luzonfag actually believes sadly. No wonder their garbage dump of an island are full of crime and degenerate people who only know how to fornicate 24/7.

>still no bikini pics
Dropped

For the Visayans and Mindanao it their way of life

dont judge

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this

seriously thopersonally women should never wear shorts and anything sleeveless
and they should all act like submissive anime imoutos

Im legit starting to like the idea of the burqu or hijab

Alhamdulillah, finally you're enlightened.

dat ass m8

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>degenerate

>t. future rapist

>t. degenerate

3 of those are so obvious traps

What king of wife?
Pagpag eater or Rice eater?

I hate rice myself so the first question I ask to a girl if she's a rice eater. Rice just makes you feel full... but no nutrients. Itatae mo lang yun. But yeah... most normies feed themselves with 1 piece of tuyo fish + sandamakmak of rice to "feel full". Kaya ako nababadtrip pag tinatanong ako ng officemate/friends ko ng "tsong, bat di ka nag-kakanin?"

Eh putangina ka palang rice-eater ka eh! Wala na ngang lasa yung ulam, sasabayan ko pa ng walang lasa din?!??!!

>What king of wife?
What kind of wife?
Sorry for typo.

So yeah. Avoid rice-eaters

>be me
>dating an 8/10 qt
>at a juicy steakhouse
>idiot datepartner still insists on getting rice with her full-stack steak meal plus veggies
>broke up with her afterwards

Women should wear anything that they like. It's not their problem that you have a rapist's mindset.

>breaking up with someone because they eat rice
What the fug

tsktsk

>Women should wear anything that they like.

cuck

Pagpag tier Paid FB fags sure love to infest this shit site

rapist

silence, dirty visayan

>doesn't like rice
kys

To be honest I don't think we're ready for federalism. Not until we get rid of the political dynasties and lessen the bureaucracy. Federalism has its own problems and we're ill-equipped at present. Besides, what would the political subdivisions be? The present provinces? The regions? The federalists seem to be mostly vague about this or can't even decide on how to divide the country (I've seen one of those maps, but it doesn't make much current sense).

Also, I don't get why the government wants to abolish the NIR now. It was made for a reason. Also, they should probably add Siquijor to it.

Got any news?

U r a grill

>inb4 implying that is news

I wish I was a little girl.

i wish i have qt imouto for cuddling

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Flipbros how should i go about getting a pistol? I live in a upper mid class subd but still paranoid because living in a 500 sqm house with only retarded older sister.

>indoneshiya girl

English, Filipino, or Japanese?

1. Don't. Security guards are there for a reason.
2. If you really want a gun, be prepared to subject yourself to physical and psychological tests, which could take a whole day to complete. And you have to do that every two years.

ebay.

More pls

What the latest interesting happening?

sup ambuk.

Whoever split Negros in the first place should be shot in the face.

Sup belangkas.

Uma

the rest is 18xxx, so, here, hijabolic.tumblr.com

Ema

Couldn't be helped, the west speaks Hiligaynon while the east speaks Cebuano. It was bound to happen.

nyaman kah?

>Security guards are there for a reason
I wouldnt trust my life with some fat coffee drinker monkey, doubtful ako if maririnig nila akong nasasaksak sa sobrang lakas ng putanginang speakers nila
>be prepared to subject yourself to physical and psychological tests, which could take a whole day to complete. And you have to do that every two years.
That's completely fine, ive nothing to do most of the time anyway. I imagine easy lang mag hanap ng fixer para sa mga ganitong bagay, pero i dont know any better.

Can someone buy me a Samsung Galaxy S8+?

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Filipino of course, you massive weeb.

Ntah, inda pernah rasa.

Hohoho noice!

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Pls pm me dat

what did he mean by this

p.s. He's Indoneshiyan.

Karang la merasa.

Holy shit my dick is DIAMONDS
KERAS MAXIMA

God bless him, I want moar SMA and hijabi girls lewds