I want to hire a prostitute, any advice?

i want to hire a prostitute, any advice?

I dont speak beaner translate please

number of this on

bitch says she cant do anal
beaner says -then its wrthless

>hi
>wut u want?
>sex
>$5 plus hotel
>how much sex that buy?
>all of it but pooper
>no ty

Don't negotiate through the window.

If she asks what you're looking for or what you want before she gets in the car, she's likely a cop. Don't risk it.

They are always willing to negotiate.

Never goto their "spot".

If she is willing to suck/fuck without a rubber, just think about how many other tricks she's raw dogged it with. Don't risk it, put a shield on it.

thnks bro, is there any way to dodge underages?

500$$$ for how long?

Trips, listen to this man.

(1) Bring your own codoms and lube.
(2) Always wear a condom.
(3) No streetwalkers use hotels and escorts.
(4) You make a call, they come to you. Price is non-negotiable.

These are the rules for druggie scum. (excepr for the condom part, always use one).

My honest advice is don't do it here (assuming you're in America). It's a giant hassle sorting through ads, going to review sites, googling pics and numbers, etc. to make sure it's not a scam, having to go through verification, and even then, there's still a risk of getting robbed or arrested.

Save up. Go to Europe, some place like Germany or the Netherlands where it's good and legal (and easily accessible), and fuck all you want there. It's much safer and the women tend to be of better quality anyways.

This is coming from a longtime mogerer.

bait

Other thank asking for id, which doubt she's going to show you. Haha.

If you're browsing online classifieds, keep in mind pimps blur out the faces of underage girls so if they get busted they won't be charged with c/p.

Other thank obvious signs, if she looks too young, it's likely she is.

Online classifieds advertise underage girls sometimes under as "fresh", or "new in town", things like that.

i get it, in my city escorts are legal, i usually use hoopup apps
but there is this thing i wanna know
how do idodge underages
this happened to a frien
>he fucked a whore
>foud out she was underage and preggp bitch
can confirm wasnt his
>bitch blames it on him

Most girls in general blur their face in ads. It's not always necessarily a sign of illicit activity, many girls simply don't want a friend or family member to stumble across their picture somehow in an escort ad. A lot of these girls have careers outside of escorting, and being "outed" could get them in a lot of trouble.

dude do you even go to clubs?
it happened to a friend, he had a bad time
i dont want tp

ooh i get it, ive seen it, have seen profiles of body only
and its kind of shady

A lot of oldheads still cruise the streets, because they are hesitant of online sites and it's generally much cheaper than an escort.

But yeah, street girls are usually way past their prime and won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon.

It's about the service they provide and prices. They usually have been around the block and then some, for some it's not worth risking it.

Lots of streetwalkers are also independent, not all. Mainly because they are no use to their pimps anymore and are usually too strung out on whatever dope they are on.

It's very common for girls to do that. As I said, don't take it as a sign that something shady is going on, they may just be trying to protect their identity.

Well, you could ask. If she says 18 and you get busted, you could play dumb. You're still fucked either way.

If she gets pregnant. Run like hell and don't look back.

If it is your kid, maybe get the baby out of that type of situation, because that kid is just going to fall into the same cycle as the mother. If she has a pimp, it's another piggy bank for him.

Lots of girls use their kids to score more dope, or get them hooked on the stuff so they can start turning tricks and making more money to feed the parents habit.

This is why you wear a condom, for your safety though.

Never use your real name and use a burner/throwaway phone. That should be a given.

this shit happened to me in a club, when i took the whore to the hotel i realized she looked kind of youger, i threw some shit on it, but she didnt show id

fucked her anyways, paid the bitch food and alcohol, it aint free

Stick to high end escorts. They tend to cost a lot, but they are good looking and provide top teir service. Treat them like a queen and they will treat you like a king. Some of my regulars from days past did things not commonly offered in the industry

True, girls like to sometimes blur their faces, or use pictures that aren't even theirs. Thats part of the gamble.

She may be using her pictures, but from like 10 years ago, so when she shows up she obviously doesn't look how you imagined.

Maybe shes 50 pounds heavier, or maybe more worn out than expected.

This is why some prefer streetwalkers, what you see is what you get.

If you don't like, you can pass. You can not even pick her up.

You setup a meet with an escort and change your mind, you're likely still going to have to pay her, unless you want her to cause a scene or sick her pimp on you.

Not sure, where you're from, most motels require an id when renting a room, so you can be easily identified.

Unless you want to tip the clerk, which he may or may not accept, it just starts to get pricey.

Girls are basically never 100% like their pics. It's simple marketing, it's like how burgers in McDonalds ads always look way better than what you get when you go in and buy one. Personally, what I do, is I look at a girl's pic and I think "if this girl was 20% uglier, would I still want to fuck her?". If yes, then I go for it. It's part of the game, you get used to it if you monger for any significant length of time. In my well over a decade doing this, I've seen exactly one girl who looked as good as (and in fact, better than) her pics.

Girls who just use completely fake pictures, though, that's another kettle of fish entirely. That's an outright scam and should be avoided.

If you stick with reputable agencies and indie providers this really isnt an issue. Its the backpage/pimped out girls you need to really worry about this. They bank on the bait and switch, counting on the fact that when you show up your going to be so horny thay you will ignore the fact she doesnt look like her pic

If you prefer online sites, maybe check out review sites such as the erotic review. You can see ratings and reviews from previous clients. Usually a bad experience or a liar, or cheat and someone will post about it.

Also, with online escorts, do a quick google search on their number. Sometimes cops bust the girls and take their phones to setup stings and sometimes the number will be reported on sites letting you know it's a possible bust.

Not always, and girls are constantly changing their numbers, especially to the area codes of the city they are currently in.

>i want to hire a prostitute, any advice?

Sounds pretty sleazy.

If you're using skeezy low-end escorts, yeah. Most high-end independents and agencies will stipulate on their site that if the girl doesn't match the picture, you can refuse payment and ask her to leave.

Hail grasa? Go back to facebook you fucking normie beaner

Well yeah, that's like half the appeal.

Don't, it's a waste of money. It's so far away from actually fucking a girl who wants to fuck you that you might as well just masturbate and save the money.

Damn, must be rough going where you are. I have found that to be the exception not the norm.

This, she's not the sensual game of thrones whore who'll fuck your brains out, she's just some slut who wants money but doesn't have any other marketable skills. She wants you to cum and get it over with so she can go buy shoes with the money she got from over charging you.

You all have to go back. Mexicans aren't humans. Check em faggots

You know, something funny. If you browse massage parlors on yelp. You can often find which ones offer "happy endings" or "extra services" not on the menu.

Same thing with saunas and gloryholes.

Even strip clubs, where you can extra tip for some fun.

Not guaranteed, but something to keep in mind.

I just wanted to throw that out there.

Well, it varies. Most girls look mostly like their pics, just some creative use of filters, makeup, and lighting. I assume 20% because that's pretty much a worst case scenario. Usually it's close to a 5% variance or so, I'd say.

the thing is that i use to go to clubs with my friends and just fuck a drunk girl
but it expensive, because you have to buy the bitch alcohol, and sometimes they say no
and i end up with blue balls and 300dll thrown to trash

You've been choosing the wrong girls, then. A good GFE from a reputable high-end girl is damn close, as long as you're able to shut your brain off a little and just enjoy it for what it is.

Maybe try not getting a 30 minute session from some random off BP that cost you 40.00.

im not mexican jut found the pic funny, im living in Mexico, but just for job

Then hit on girls who want to fuck you, dude.

Meh, money better spent elsewhere in my opinion.

I guess. Where i am from really the only alterations are to remove tattoos

i know, 2/3 of the times get to fuck one

Yeah, sometimes it is better. Obviously going to cost you more, All depends on what you're willing to spend.

Agencies advertise themselves as legally operated businesses, and they may be.

Doesn't mean, they aren't operated by shady characters.

But hey, if you're looking to fuck for money, you're obviously doing shady shit.

It all comes down to what you're willing to spend I guess.

Well, I suppose that depends on your financials. I'm in a position where I already own a nice condo in a great area, a car, I'm old enough that I know I'm not having kids, and I have a fairly substantial amount of disposable income. What else am I gonna spend money on? Things? You only need so much shit. I'd rather spend money on experiences. Travelling, food, sex, whatever.

If you don't have a lot of money and a booking with an escort would be a substantial expenditure for you, then yes, you are probably better off spending your money on something else. Escorts are a luxury.

Tattoos can make a pretty big difference. I mean, you think you're hiring this girl next door type with smooth, creamy skin, and she shows up covered in ink. Can really ruin the experience.

I dont see that at all. Shady people get their escorts hooked on drugs and take every penny they make. I have never seen this with any reputable agency

This is my experience as well. In fact, both agencies I use regularly are run by women who are former escorts themselves. They're businesswomen, it's about money. Doing shady shit that would lower the level of their clientele would only cost them money. They need to be professional so they can attract the big money clients.

Fair, but in all cases when this is done the escorts profile states she has tattoos that are removed from her pics

hail grasa?

It all depends where you're from.

You're likely not going to interact with or see who is operating the "business".

What you're describing is a pimp, and although some beg to differ, these guys are usually the scum of the earth.

Usually, yeah, but not always. Also, sometimes they'll say something like "3 small tattoos" and it turns out to be a tramp stamp, a sleeve, and a tit tattoo.

I posted before you updated. You're interacting with the owners. Places around here, don't allow that.

The only people you see are the girls. Obviously shady and risky.

Everywhere is different.

Exactly. This is also a business where reputation means everything. It can mean the difference between being in business and not. Also, the police tend to pay more attention to shady people in this business

Uhhhhh. Any recomendations for a location in california. Like the Fontana, rancho cucamonga, ontario locations. Totally asking for a friend and hes not ready to go into a massage parlor.

ask to pay for nude photos its not illegal. an undercover cop would refuse, if not, you got cop nudes

I only see the girls, but I talk to the owner on the phone or email. One of them is actually a fairly well-known advocate for sex worker's rights, so she's not exactly a private figure.

Exactly. It's the same reason people who think you'll instantly get AIDS and herpes from fucking an escort are retards. Mongerers have communities. Information spreads quickly. Reputation is everything. If a girl is giving her clients STDs, she's not gonna get anymore clients. I've seen girls get blacklisted over that sort of shit. The industry really is pretty self-regulating.

Stop parroting this. It is bullshit. Cops are absolutely allowed to bend the rules, or even do outright illegal shit (such as taking drugs) if not doing so would risk blowing their cover. Asking to take nude pics will not save you. Filming it and saying you're taping a porno won't either.

Not normally no would you see or speak to the owner of an agency but I have in the past for various reasons. They are all normal people

I cannot agree more with you user. I have been at this a long time and have nevrr caught anything from an escort. I have gotten vd from bar stars. Thats also considering that for a number of years I had been having unprotected sex with a few of my regulars

Yup. I've been doing this over 10 years, never had an STD in my life. Closest I ever came was a random off OKCupid who didn't bother to tell me she had chlamydia until after we fucked (I used a condom, but I did go down on her). Luckily, got tested and I was clean. But yeah, point is, bar sluts or random bitches off tinder or whatever are way riskier.

yeah but cop nudes

But then you get your cop nudes, you're convinced she's not a cop because she gave you nudes, you proceed with your sex for money transaction, you get busted and they confiscate your phone with the nudes on it anyways.

I gotta say that the only time i hear of these types of busts is when people are looking for street walkers or underaged girls. At leadt where i am from

It happens on backpage a lot. Sex trafficking is a rather hot-button issue right now, so there've been a lot of stings. Obviously, if you live somewhere where sex work is legal, this is not an issue.

>Hail Grasa
Kill yourself, you are 8yo

Checked.

Its not legal where I am in Canada, quite the opposite in fact. The police on the other hand tend to not bother thenselves with it unless theres a street walker or underaged girls involved. For me going to see an escort at her incall location is about as safe as seeing a dentist. I would be more concerned about seeing a backpage escort in fact. I have hear of people being flat out robbed seeing backpage escorts

Yeah, I'm in Canada too, it's not an issue here as much, though there have been some pretty big stings fairly recently. The laws here are fucked since Harper put us on that goddamn Nordic Model.

Yeah, seeing a reputable high-end escort is about as safe as any other appointment, though, I agree. I would never use backpage, way too much bullshit going on on that site.

Where in Canada are you from. I'm a Torontofag. Personally I dont really care about what Harper did as it has made zero difference in the end. Like most of his legacy it amounts to little more than hot air and laws that no crown attourney would want to enforce

Toronto also, though I mostly monger in Amsterdam these days, since I'm over there a few times a year anyways.

I hired some milf prostitute when I was in Arizona, was 23 years old and my engagement ended, so was lonely

Went to backpage, saw a hot 40 year old chick, banging body. hired her to come over
Had the hotel all booked, place ready, put money in envelope and placed it on the night stand

She comes in and she's cute, body bit thin, but shapely
Talk for 30 minutes (hired for an hour) and then she says "shall we?"
Walk in bedroom, she strips down and starts putting lube in her pussy
I get naked
She tells me to lay down
She slides a condom on my dick and puts me inside her
Once I penetrated her, an awful smell filled the room

Musky.... gamey .... I can still remember it vividly, because I could almost taste it
It was the smell of sweaty ass, sweaty arm pits, and a faint tuna potpourri

I went limp cuz smell was a turn off
She is still riding my limp dick
She reaches under her after spitting on her hand to stroke my dick some

Get a little hard, she puts me back in

Feels okay, can feel the ribbed walls of her pussy better

She continues riding, I come, she gets off, she took the condom off (room was dark and when dick was limp I let my awareness down)

2 weeks later dick burned when peeing (like the same burn when masturbating with shampoo and peeing afterwards)

Yellow snotty discharge from dick

Caught the gonorrhea

>a shot of rocephin in the ass and azithromycin oral for 5 days

I'll never see a hooker again

Pic related

I would go abroad for it, but then i would have go through customs to get back into canada. I have a serious hate for people who are Canadian Customs Officers

>She slides a condom on my dick and puts me inside her
>caught the gonorrhea

Yeah my story wasn't too clear.

When my dick was limp she was still on top of me and spit on her hand to rub my dick some

While doing that the condom slipped off

Then she rode ontop, I was "rawdogging" an aged 40 year old hooker

Reasons to stay off backpage for 1000 Alex

Yuch, i'm glad the hookers i visit aren't like that.

Wtf is that place

A bed, a sink, a barbers chair

She do haircuts and sell her booty?

Or pay for pussy and get half off haircut

Seriously curious

dont wear a condom so you die quicker

It's a red light room in the Netherlands. Hookers sit on the chair if they want a customer.

My guess is its a massage parlour

I'm from Europe, the best here is to go to a fancy club.

And choose beetwen the ones who are already naked ( a little of close can hide a big disgusting surprise ).

Then talk about prices and anal.

Remember condom anons!

>open up legal sex brothel in america
>have a line of sex robots
>no actual people.... cuz that'd be illegal
>they pay to bring one of my sex robots to the sex rooms
>the cum in it raw, whatever
>they have to clean the jizz afterwards, wipe down the doll with an antiviral / antibacterial solution that's latex safe
>>it's actually CLEANER to use a used sex robot than a hooker, since you can sanitize a sex robot
>>advertise accordingly

>eventually franchise my business
>control the sex market
>hookers starve cuz no money
>they walk past my store, tattered clothes, ripped jeans, arms crossed to maintain core body temperature in the cold autumn night
>an assembly line of sex robots stair straight ahead in a fixed position
>she understands now....
>decades of feministic bull shit caused man to make replacement women
>and the replacements won

Do your research. Its very important.

Use a burner phone or app.

Never talk details over the phone.

Always say your looking for a massage and ask for massage pricing. ( denial )


If you get busted, ask for an attorney. Dont be a retard.

Always be early. Always scope the area and watch it.

Once in the room, pull your dick out. If its a cop, say you were getting naked for a massage that you asked for through the set up.

>necaxa
>hail grasa
Ya matate we

So you are Japanese?

Beautiful future. Make it happen

I know a slutty girl in California who loves sucking dick. I met her on Steam, anyone want her screen name?

Thanks grampa

>be horny
>sick of fap
>have idea
>find second job
>work for month
>first pay goes to special savings account
>do 6 more months
>save enough to book shitty red eye with 3 transfers to save money
>enter Amsterdam
>use one month of savings for hotel
>next morning
>cruise for prostitute
>negotiate price
>take back to hotel room
>nut within 4 minutes because haven't fapped for half a year because had to pay for a TRIP TO FUCKING EUROPE JUST TO FUCK A WHORE

Fucking idiot

Sure if you work for minimum wage at mcdonalds. Some of us have grown up jobs user. If i saved that kind of money i could be balls deep in euro pussy for a month straight

Thats why you go to thailand or the Philippines.

Hot women, legal, cheap.

It's illegal in both. But it's tolerated

I haven't read most of the posts but have been in the game a while.

Search for forums and messages and creep them for a while. Most have good reviews of girls.

Stop thinking with your dick and go into this with a clear head. Don't like something move on.

Set your money limit. Remember how many hours you worked to make it.

Most girls on the game are really nice and genuinely friendly. Only had a couple I never saw again.