Well?
Well?
Adrian Price
Lincoln Gomez
bump for interest
Jacob Bell
How
Xavier Cook
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Jeremiah Garcia
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Nicholas Harris
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Log thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" log of shit from Andy Sixx's ass isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a Celebrity's shit. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Logfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "WOULD YOU SUCK A LOG OF SHIT FROM ANDY SIXX'S ASSHOLE?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Jacob Nguyen
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Brody Sanchez
Joshua White
This is what you've done with your life? I've never come across such a disgusting individual like you, you are another unfunny log faggot. Scum like you could've been a famous doctor or lawyer or someone who would've made the world a better place, instead we get the degenerate pile of shit who devoted his entire life to posting about sucking a log of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole. I bet you sit your fatass down snickering as you post another log meme, you fucking loser, get a life and get laid. I am not kidding, would your mother be proud of you posting about sucking a log of shit from someone's asshole? I bet she cries at night about the fuckup she raised, who obsesses over eating shit like a fucking pig. Move out of your mother's basement, get a job, and go suck a guy's dick if you're lucky.
Aiden Adams
LOGGED AND CLOGGED
Nathan Cooper
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Adam Jackson
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Jack Evans
Log
Thomas Hall
U n r r e a l l
Adam Russell
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Michael Morales
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Wyatt Gomez
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Joshua Morales
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Caleb Moore
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Noah Murphy
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Isaiah Jones
I am sick and fucking tired of paying taxpayer money for you 500 pound faggots who do nothing but post about Andrew Sixx' s shit. Seriously, you fucking flunked out of high school, and had a 20 year gap of doing absolutely nothing but laying your ass down in your basement eating Doritos, chugging Fanta, and cumming in blowup dolls?! I bet you spent over thousands of dollars on blowup dolls because your Fatass always pops them when you roll over them in bed. Go fucking cut circulation to your dick you fucking degenerate piece of shit scum!
Chase Rodriguez
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Austin Campbell
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Jaxson Clark
Studies Show Andy Sixx to have Tastiest Log of Shit
February 12, 2017
|Arthur Gates
In a research study comissioned by the BVB Army Institute of Log of Shit Research and Study, results were released for a $4.2 million study of Andy Sixx's shit compared to the shit of other people. Three were celebrities while seven others were common Joes they found on the street who agreed to shit in a plastic zip-lock bag for "scientific advancement" when approached randomly on the street by fellow BVB Army Soldiers.
Although the celebrities have signed non-disclosure agreements in which we will never know who they are, the BVB Army, prior to being granted the funding for the study released a list of potential candidates to donate their shit for research. The list of potential fecal-donors included Kim Kardashian, Ellen DeGeneris, Dennis Rodman, Matt Damon, Oprah Winfrey, Stephen Segal and Christian Bale.
Angel Bailey
Andy Sixx is no stranger to shit. He has been shitting in the mouths
of his fans for nearly 6 years and when he sat down with me for his first interview since a really horny fan managed to suck so hard on his asshole that food he hasn't even eaten yet came out, he was quite homely and humble as we all know him to be. I was excited, and just for me, he ate a deadly but delicious combination of jalapenos, curry, Whoppers from Burger King and clam slidders from White Castle.
"The incident is something I will remember for the rest of my life," Sixx told me doing up his trousers after I had just sucked a massive fucking warm creamy MONSTER log roll out of his asshole, like this thing was massive, man. It was weapons-grade, I'm telling you. "I know they were a fan and everything and really excited for the opportunity to have me drop a big one down their scrawny little throats, but I don't know. It got me thinking, you know. Maybe I should take a break so that I can recover from it."
Andy is usually pretty brave, but the phenomena of food that he hasn't even eaten yet spewing out of his asshole by someone just ruined him mentally and has supposedly taken a small break from his log of shit duties which I totally know would not be permanent by any means.
He has since recovered and has doubled the number of logs of shit he allows his fans to suck out of his asshole on a daily basis from 3 to 6. I had even asked him where he even finds the time or the food to produce 6 logs of shit in one day. That honestly can't be easy.
"Nobody said it would be easy, but it was something I must do. The log of shit must continue sliding down the throats of the fans and I must do whatever I can to keep up with my fans. They are my flock, and I am their shepherd who shits down their throat every day,"
Isaac Reed
I’m a 27 year old Japanese Logsucker (I suck Andy's Creamy Logs down my fucking throat for those of you who are immature). I draw Log memes on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my gag reflex and playing superior Black Veil Brides albums. (Wretched and Divine: The Story of the Creamy Ones, Rebel Logs,We Suck These Logs)
I train with my throat every day, this superior toilet can suck clean through Andy Sixx's asshole because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other toilet on earth. I earned my anus license sixx years ago, and I have been getting filled with more creamy logs every day.
I suck massive, smelly brown loafs expertly, both girthy, clogging ones and slimy, explosive ones, and I slurp corn-studded ones as well. I know everything about Andy Sixx's personal biography and his Logshido code, which I swallow 100%
When I get my American visa, I am moving to Hollywood, California to attend a Black Veil Brides performance to learn more about their magnificent throat-cramming abilities. I hope I can become a porta-jon toilet for BVB's tour bus or Andy Sixx's personal yard!
I own several hot topic chains and belts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Hollywood, so I can fit logs in my throat easier. I hide in public toilets and suck logs of shit as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to produce a big one as steamy as Andy's.
Wish me luck in Hollywood!
Luke Diaz
I'm beginning to really like this. I'll accept your warm and creamy logs Andy!
Jackson Diaz
Fuck you i love alex jones
Blake Bell
Listen logster.
There are way over 700 logpics by this time. Day by day new logs are invented. Tell me- how do you cope with sadness of not embracing a log?
How do you even live with yourself knowing that you are cucked from logs everyday. You- not sucking creamy dreamy steamy log of shit.
SLIDDING DOWN MY THROAT EVERY MOMENT OF MY EXISTANCE. It is really dreamy feeling which you will never experience.
I feel pity for you. Logless shill detected...
Joshua Ortiz
I believe in a cream filled log,
Just listen to the rythm of his fart,
There's a log we could suck on now,
Slidding shit till the sun goes down
I believe in a cream filled log,
Robert Ramirez
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Carter James
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Jaxon White
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Mason Thomas
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Joshua Perez
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Colton Thomas
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Joseph Watson
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Zachary Cook
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Jackson Williams
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Samuel Bailey
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Henry Lewis
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Jaxson Gray
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Liam Perry
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Asher Edwards
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Julian Martinez
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Ryan Rogers
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Jason Price
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Josiah Torres
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Benjamin Stewart
We are number Sixx
Chase Hill
I'll have two number logs, a number log large, a number log with extra log, two number logs, one with log and a laaaaarge log
Grayson Barnes
yes?
Connor Thomas
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Blake Robinson
Thank but wherE IS MY LOG?
Isaiah Wilson
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Jayden Taylor
Sliding down your throat, I bet!
Isaiah Bell
How about a tasty bvbeverage?
Mason Ward
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John Harris
>double shot
Not what I ordered. I said extra large not twice as much packed into one!
Juan Rivera
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Jeremiah Wilson
How about this?
Cameron Gomez
>turd
I ORDERED A LARGE LOG DAMMIT
Nolan Barnes
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Chase Nelson
Cooking up a fresh one!
Carter Moore
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Camden Morgan
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Owen Stewart
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Austin Edwards
HURRY THE FUCK UP I ORDERED MY LOG 20 MINUTES AGO
Eli Cox
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Jason Gutierrez
Oh no!
Isaac Anderson
Fuck, Shlomo got it.
Christian Myers
GIVE ME MY FUCKING LOG YOU FUCKING JEW
Aaron Wright
We'll get it back.
Luke Perry
I want a full refund and 2 extra logs for this
Isaac Wood
More cooking.
Levi Bailey
Beat these logs
Caleb Torres
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Hunter Phillips
My logs! GIVE THEM TO ME
Ryder Barnes
Pathetic.
Jaxon Green
Here ya go!
Isaiah Miller
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Lucas Taylor
Pathetic
Nathaniel Long
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