Be in walmart

>be in walmart
>mac demarco cuts the line ahead of you
>"hey man, what the fuck??"
>"chill out dude, it's fun"

did I just get benoited?

shit nigga

RIP Mac

wow, Mac's dad looks hot

Anyone have that semi erotic story where Mac Demarco cucks that one dude and he has to watch? It kinda read like fan fiction but he had evidence to support the claims.

OH MY GOD!!! Sup Forums KNOWS MAC!!!! I'm the only guy in my whole school who knows who the hell Mac Demarco is.

(I'm actually listening to Mac right now :) )

Mac is trash :)

Well, everyone says Mac will join the 27 club, but now we know how he'll go out.

u gi or grl

kys

god i hope this is bait

>Be in highschool
>Mac DeMarco closes your locker while you were still getting books out of it
>He knocks the books you are holding out of your hands
>"Chill out dude, I'm just playing around"

what do you do

Chill out dude, it's fun

youre not as clever as you think you are

*sticks drumstick in his ass*

M O D S

>walk into bedroom
>mac 11 inches deep into my girlfriend
>turns around and shoots me a smile, gap-toothed and all
>"chill out dude, im just having some fun with you"

I'm disappointed he baited so many of you guys t b h.

chill out bro, it's fun

>be mac demarco fan in 2013
>go into home depot with the boys
>lookin at lumber and suddenly a song comes on the store radio
>"honeyyyyy the stars keep on callin my name!"
>fuck
>no longer a mac fan

you sound like a fun dude

Would you kiss Mac?

Unironically yes

Gladly

>be shitting in the bathroom
>all of a sudden mac bursts into your stall
>immediately sits on your lap and starts shitting between your open legs
>try to push him off
>"Woah what the fuck are you doing"
>he looks back at you
>"Calm down, it's just a bit of fun"

kek
What happens next?

>be in walmart
stopped there

Mac is pretty nice to his fans though. Who else has invited strangers over to their house for coffee and donuts?

rip Kiki

He's gay?

what's wrong with walmart

Hate this tooth-gap bastard.

this is retarded level bait, its so low that those
who reacted are the actual piece of shit this reply is making fun of.

His tooth-gap is cute.

i can actually see the scene

I've never heard any of this music, which album should I start with.

>don't start

2 is his best work. Start there to get a good first impression.

>what's wrong with walmart?

chill out bro he's just goofing around

Then you give him a reach around

>implying all replies have been b8ed

is following through with the ruse

I don't like, get him

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