ITT: Normal things that are forbidden in retarded countries (like GB, or AUS... no mostly GB))

> go to store
> want to buy knife
> take any in unlimited amount
> laugh about britcucks

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> go to gun store
> buy lever action rifle, a shotgun and ammo
> take it right home

>Go to Walmart.
>Literally not even a store.
>Buy a military grade semi automatic assault rifle.
>Laugh at all of Europe.

>Shoot in foot
>Get patched up without receiving a bill, even if NEET
>Drink flawless tap water without brain rot or chlorine taste
>Marry 14 year old

>Marry 14 year old
Hellooooooo Ahmed

>go to farm store
>pet babby goats
>Achmed isn't fugging them
>laugh at britcucks

>come home
>setup fap station
>Super Squirters 3
>dont get arrested
>laugh at britcucks

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Achmet marries 9 year old children in sharia court.
14 is a normal and healthy age for a wife
Enjoy your 18 year old roasties who had already sucked 30 cocks.

SAVE A LIFE

fuck off ya daft pastry eater, every country has stupid laws

>be austrian called Heinrich Hoffner
>buy car
>want personalised number plate with my initials on it
>OMG UR A NAZI

Put that shit away. If any britcucks view it they might get vanned

Bin that knife

>>Marry 14 year old
What the fuck man

Please stop, it's like kicking a man in the ribs whilst he's down.

Jokes on you, I've got my grandfathers old service butterknife from WWI
Antique knives are allowed as long as you have the sharp edge removed.

We're gonna keep bullying until you fix it

In the UK I can go to a gun shop and buy a sack of silencers with no paperwork whatsoever.

I believe it's a little more complicated for our American friends.

>implying this is remotely as bad a "le bin the knife, laddie" shit in the UK

>semi automatic assault rifle.

Really make you think ...

...

>$

Checked though.

my soft metal bookmark got binned by british air security because the half tear-drop shape vaguely resembled a knife, and so it was too large to carry on

Kek, they aren't even allowed in the Sharia zones? Hahahaha

95%+ of the population of the UK have never seen one of those knife bins. i certainly never have.

what percentage of the population of austria own cars?

>mfw I was the one to screenshot and post this

I can go and buy a knife if I want, as many as I want . . .. because I'm over 18 and not a child.

Big deal.

>be britcuck
>get assaulted by ahmed
>call police
>they arrive
>can't do shit
>you almost die but manage to fight back
>new mayor of London calls you racist
>rot in prison gangraped by jamal and ahmed's cousin

>6602▶
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>In the UK I can go to a gun shop and buy a sack of silencers wit

Yeah, but what use is a silenced butter knife?

>Germanistan in any position to talk

>I can buy s-silencers guys
>g-guys I brought silencers

this beauty right here

Tula factory 5.45x39 plum magazine

like that wouldn't have happened in any airport

my girl got stopped at an airport in switzerland for having a metal nail file

You need ID to buy sewing equipment here.

أنقذ حياة

If this was the US the nigger would just get shot if he came front on into a cop with a weapon. As it should be.

no you fucking don't

>Go to grocery store
>19 year old adult who could be drafted to die for country at any time
>Can't buy a 6 pack

those knives with the holes in them are shit

just makes it more fucked up to clean

Was she black?

>paying extra for colored plastic

>grandfathers old service butterknife
Fuck me. How have I not heard that one before?

>brought

Yes you do. Sewing needles, pins and similar stuff have the "If you look under 21" type stickers on them.

no

Fuck me, that's unbelievable.

How will I ever sew my Crusader suit now?

He's got us beat on that, m8. Hopefully the Hearing Protection Act gets through.

just the fact that there are 10 fucking cops TEN FUCKING COPS and they can't handle one nigger with a bat it's fucking pathetic.
How could you feel safe in there?

seriously speaking, this is the only reason why i would immigrate to the USA. i wish i could buy guns that easily too.

And people try to argue cops shouldn't carry guns. I'll never understand leftists.

not this shit again
THOSE PEOPLE AREN'T POLICE

Those aren't actual police officers they are 'community support officers', they're only power is to stop you for a chat.

Same old WEBMs again.

First off, there were so many people with cameras filming, so they had to play by the rules, they tried to tear gas him but he seemed immune. . .. .just as the webm finishes the person approach him fires a Taser and floors him (but they don't show that bit) . . .if he was shot straight away, we would have weeks of riots like they do in America.

These are Community Officers NOT cops . . .they deal with parked cares and minor shoplifting, the only real cop comes in at the end.

>dem lethal weapons bottom center

2edgy4me

>The woman just stands there being useless
They even left by the fuckers orders.

>2016
>Not sleeping with a scimitar ready for crusade

>scimitar
which side are you on ahmed

That's australia m8
don't want to get arrested when the neighbors file a noise complaint because you're buttering your toast so loudly they can't hear morning prayer from the minarets.

>brits still defending this
okay I didn't knew that in the second webm there were some community officers but the first webm?
>play by the rules
you mean run away like a fucking pussy? What would they do if he had a pistol? He propably would kill 3/4 of them
youtube.com/watch?v=Cl1rzW-Hsbw
here's polish police in even more dangerous situation, look that they even tried to shoot him in the legs at first

I was under the impression they had to have the blade section cut in half and filled in with soldering. Have you guys finally begun reclaiming your rights and can now own intact (albeit dull) antique assault former edged weapons?

When the time comes your pick the weapon from first encountered corpse of an enemy or ally and rush forward.

I prefer it to be a sabre thou.

Those aren't actually coppers. The copper is the lad with the tazer in the high-viz jacket.
The lads/lasses in the black are "community support officers" - basically civilians who hang around with police

> the UK hires police who just chat with criminals

if that fails do you have a crack squad of cops that invites them over for a sandwich

evetybody who is attacking someone else without a good reason (self defense for example) should be killed on the spot.
humans are too weak minded these days.

>Buy knife
>Have to bin it

why don't they tackle him down? yeah maybe you get injured but you will be sleeping at home while this thug will wake up in the hospital...

Not yet, but I just applied for my knife license. After a state-funded two year training course and full background/mental health check I'll be able to buy a fully functional safety assault knife.

>What would they do if he had a pistol?
The Police would back off and a Firearms unit would take over.

He was armed with a knife and a piece of pipe, nobody wants to get slashed, the whole was over in 30 seconds . . . .nobody hurt, Nigger in jail ... No BLM marches and riots.

So What?

yeah cos having a police force that can act like judge dredd is so much better

meanwhile a town in poland banned winnie the pooh

THEY TASERED HIM

>Takes like 40 seconds to get guy
>instead of someone dying he gets to enjoy going to prison

>make knife with anti-stabby end
>anyone dedicated will simply cut it off making it pointy again

Just think of all that wasted material.

Seems harder than it looks. They're emptying pepper-spray directly into his face and he's still running around like a jumped up crack addict.
God knows why they didn't just lay into him with batons.

We also don't live in a police-state ahmed. You can also start your own business without hiring consultant on EU law.

Asking questions about the holocaust

really? it might just be Worth a trip

What the fuck? Tell me you're just making shit up.

>weeks of riots every time
yea, nope.

i acutally have no reason to fight about that statement, makes me a little upset that 14 years old is not the age of consent, but then again in this country alot more murders and runways would happen thanks to tyrone and his didnu crew along with chuck fucking everything up for everyone.

you ARE living in a police state like we too. nsa knows everything you are doing and the police can break into your house without a reason.

don't be illusional, we all are fucked.

he is

anyone can start a business, and you do live in a police state

i take it you've never heard of david irving
he's a delusional goon, mind

Neighborhood watch here carry guns git gud Britain

t. zimzam

>Assault rifle
You have to be 18 to post here

Wait what, you guys weren't kidding? England, are you seriously restricted to buying sharp objects, REALLY?!

You guys are as cucked as sweden and germany are. No wait, you are more cucked, because not only do you have the same mudslime problem, you also have anti knives problem. Gg, england the most cucked nation of all.

>uncritically believing everything on Sup Forums

pretty poor bants there olaf
you know this board is a joke, right?

It's just bantz. As if the average European had any prospect to a 14 year old cutie.
Freedom of speech is more important.

You could still easily cleave someone with the cutting edge. I mean sure the muzzies/caribbeans in South London won't be able to kill each other with it but they can still do some pretty good maiming on each each other.

Very hard to star a buisness in EU. hlad of all buisness in Greece & Hungary are on the black market.

Oh no the NSA knows my facebook status :(
They know yours too ahmed, and you too kalifa.

The difference is that I can protect myself and my neighbors from the police if I want to. Try doing that with our assault spoons, you are completely at their mercy.

>The Police would back off and a Firearms unit would take over.
wait wait wait HOL UP
are you saying
that
you have a special police unit
that
CAN HAVE GUNS?
so the regular cop on the street is armed with the same things that a regular citizen can buy?
>some dumphole polish city politicians that are our equivalent of USA rednecks does something retarded
>somehow this is worse than a police force that can't handle criminals

>go to emergency room
>receive medical care
>leave without paying anything
>meanwhile second world countries are stuck with huge bills

You just blew your cover, ahmed.

FUCCK OFF PEDO SCUM. Go back tot he Ozarks and fuck your sister some more.

>Get patched up without receiving a bill, even if NEET
nigga you prepaid with your taxes

You can't buy a large kitchen knife unless you're 18. Stuff like butter knives and smaller tableware is fine. Honestly I never even had to buy a knife until I was already 18. It's stupid as fuck but it stops all the retards in London and Liverpool from killing each other over weed and iPods.

don't be stupid. you can't protect yourself from the police.

>Pay 50% of income to government every year
>EVERY YEAR
You understand that chang?

NEETS don't pay taxes.
But yes, it's paid for by working people (like me).

>have elder god tier genes
>never go to hospital
>don't have to pay for medical bills because you never use the services

Ahmed detected

>I can protect myself and my neighbors from the police if I want to
>MUH SECOND AMENDMENT

yeah. right. keep believing user.

>>somehow this is worse than a police force that can't handle criminals

yeah 'cos poland is a crime free utopia
fuck off user, some of us have been to poland. don't fucking come it