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need a Turkish nationalist gf

YOU TELL ME THAT YOURE SORRY
DIDNT THINK ID TURN AROUND
AND SAY THAT ITS TOO LATE
ITS TOO LATE
I SAID ITS TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE
ITS TOO LATE

HAPPY FUCKING MAY FIFTH

*violently migrates*

nice comeback you fucking mongoloid

>game is open world with tons of side quests
>all the side quests are "either kill dude or talk to dude"
>get item with unique name but ultimately the same as any other item
there are no games with depth. all games are ultimately "push buttons to sometimes see cool things until you get bored". prove me wrong

*dips penis into the /CUM/ water supply*

Who's got the Raid

gay penis buttfarts

*migrates loudly*

for me, it's tacotime

In the United States they call it Cinco de Mayo so what's your point?

if you dont like it, then just make your own

POO POO PEEE POOPY POO POO PEE POOPY POOPY POOP POOP PEE

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

in mexico they call cinco de mayo *beheaded corpse says nothing*

explained to my mother why i am opposed to both capitalism and socialism today

I ate all the salami

i think may the fourth be with you is a better holiday

WE DON'T CELEBRATE THIS DAY

Post your favourite folk song from your country.

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THIS is the power of Lane County

>Is this a new meme? To greentext people without linequoting them?

JUST ACCEPT MY GREETING ANYWAYS

Penis Bleenis Farty Butter Poopy Pee sheebee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeee

>maybe it is

I don't want my comeback
Your mom can keep it

We call it ''the day we get a day off of school''

YANKEE DOODLE WENT TO TOWN
RIDING INTO TOWN
HE STUCK A FEATHER IN HIS HAT
AND CALLED IT MACARONI
YANKEE DOODLE KEEP IT UP
YANKEE DOODLE DANDY

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>Third Position

that's a burrito

crispy meat burritos

...

>THIS is the power of Lane
>County

well Eugene has that university of oregon, right?
plus it was mentioned in Band of Brothers
so i'd say those are the power of Eugene rather than some obscure restaurant chain

Penis poopy squeezy doody

....what?

>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Tacotime on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the flavourful taco. The cool pop, the hot and crunchy Mexi-Fries™, totally blown away.
I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have empanadas.
Head on down to Taco Time today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!

Does it taste good?
I`m gonna eat a gringa.

>some obscure restaurant chain

Anti m103 happening tomorrow in toronto. any lads heading down?

benadryl HAS been consumed

...

Tell us about her, /cum/.

Hey, you're not allowed to do that between threads!

You're under arrest! Come with me!

which one
the one i want to try to ask out or the one i still think about five years later

it was nothing

There is no one I'm interested in.

sure

both

>brown eyes

why is wkuk so funny buds

they are pretty tasty
i could probably eat a bakers dozen of them

*sings this song as he makes his way to atlanta with torches in hand*
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>some obscure restaurant chain

*farts in your fart*

i dont want to
im gonna become more miserable than i already am

I stopped falling in love with random girls after high school

I am depressingly lonely, so much so that I don't even know someone to be interested in.

You're miserable

probably smart

are you okay?

how much nyquil do i need to kill myself

thikings of getting french dark roast

>tfw no brown-eyed gf with an indian great-great-great grandpa

you sound boring

>tfw 22 (almost 23) and only just recently got over my high-school oneitis
anyone else know this feel?

i have blue eyes, am a man, and have an indian great grandmother
want to be my gf?

>slaughters innocent people mercilessly
>still gets the good ending

Do you guys ever fantasize about fucking a female version of yourself? Like sort of looks like you but shorter, with a vag and has more feminine features

yes

...

no

but Im a boy (male)

i wanna say no, but now i'm thinking about it

Almost choked on my beer and died lads. Need to go pray to the holy spirit for this blessed second chance at life.

>oding on OTC meds
either a girl or a gay, and there are no girls in cum...

the gf

do you have a sister?

I'll give you one if you stop banning me and my friends

no

Madman

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i have a cold

That's God telling you to stop being a racist

no dice

this seems like a dangerous path

listening to old patriotic american songs right now buds
what about a cousin

...

NIGGER

Never had oneitis. In school I always had a crush on more than one girl simultaneously.

Okay, let's settle this once and for all.

What are the best condiments, and why are they mustard and mayonnaise?

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ketcup and spicy sauce

is chili a condiment? If so, then that by far
after that, sriracha.

best music desu

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>i voted for you don't ignore me

ketchup is universal retard