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Mad cuz ur moms a fan?

Schaub bless

brandon is gay

Schaub is God

Schaub bless brother

Bisping was joke

Bispong is laughing now, but he won't be when he has a sweaty French Canadian laying on him for 25 minutes straight

UFC IS MAKING AN ANNOUNCMENET IN 4 BINGS

GSP has no knockout power and Bisping has amazing TDD (see his fight vs Shael). Not to mention the weight discrepancy.

Bisping wins easily, goes Dan Henderson on that fecking lizard

I thought u said he gay bruhs

Why he got a bangin hotty den

NEW UFC HOTDOG BRANDER AVAILABLE ONLINE NOW!!!

ANNOUNCEMENT IN 3 MIN
NEW OPPONENT FOR TONY
HERE WE GO

Tyron Woodley vs. Stephen Thompson
Rashad Evans vs. Dan Kelly
Lando Vannata vs. David Teymur
Alistair Overeem vs. Mark Hunt

>anderson,rockhold,henderson,gsp,anderson, belfort. in that order

The announcement will be that Tony Ferguson has a fight.

Dana always lies to the media. TMZ got BTFO

nah its not that, they put up a couple of chairs on stage. Probably a Q and A or something.

>UFC
>Getting your hopes up
This was your first mistake.

Actually its extremely fun to have sweaty french Canadians laying on you.

bisbong had to get hammered to go to the presser

My strategy is believing the exact opposite of whatever comes out of Danas mouth.

Working out pretty well so far t b h

I predict the announcement is some mediocre card in the future.

>Not doing Tony/Conor and GSP/bisping on a NYC card

Two million buys right there

can't say that press conference made GSP look good

Shouldn't Bisping be in BIGG trouble showing up to work drunk, especially on a conference?

it's a press conference you're supposed to fucking talk

UFC Fight Night: Gall vs Pyle

-1 BINGS LEFT

Wonderbread
Kelly
Teymur
Hunto

It's alright man, why do you have to be so mean all the time? You're so mean

hahahahha this is a sadly realistic idea ;__;

khabib has to be the sacrifice that makes wonderboy murder tyrone. it has to be, please. please God

Predict when the UFC will go bankrupt

>Megan Olivi blueballing us

The livestream has ended WTFFFFFFF

Did we just get honeydicked into sticking around for a UFC Fight Pass ad?

t-thanks Megan y-you too

t..thanks Dana

Damn she got nice toes

Yeah but it would have to be against whatever literally who would step up against ferguson on one days notice.

When did the UFC officially jump the shark?

Why isn't GSP fighting Hendricks?

>sicilian midget

After Pfister Pfighting League makes its first billion with Lesnar vs Overeem II

>nice toes
you literally have a mental disorder

...

Olivi'd

I blame redditfags for jinxing it

My dick doesn't care

>not Pfister Pfighting Pfederation

i said the fight wouldn't happen, some autistic australian said don't jinx it, i'm almost happier khabib pulled out at the last minute than it actually happening, i love when the ufc gets fucked over

>Khabib vs Feguson is canceled
Of course something had to come around to spoil 209.

pleb

Just wake up?

Loser

It has been over 20 years since I first watched the UFC. I have never even given them a penny. Who else here is superior?

mac life live stream on facebook lads

floyd vs conor going to be confirmed

Yeah. Just looking through the news now to see what went wrong with Khabib.

Yes its like 7 am in Australia right now. But he should have known kebab pulled out yesterday.

LMAO

I thought announcement in 5min???

Tony declined Johnson

WHAT'S GOING ON
WHAT'S THE ANNOUNCEMENT MY SOURCE OF NEWS (ARIEL HELWANI) IS NOT UPDATING ME

i will never pay for something i can get for free without getting in trouble

You're literally on the same level as pedos

i am unable

Wew lad

It's almost 10 here mate.

SICK LADS 209 SAVED THANK YOU BASED DANA

this is the announcement

>T-Mobile Arena
capitalists WILL defend this

big if true

AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I really hope this is real.

Do the maple leafs win tonight? Last night for you?

UFC announcements are always stuff like this.

It's not
DC is celebrating his kids birthday anyway, what's he gonna do to get injured though. Gas blowing up balloons?

same guy, seems reliable

inert gas asphyxiation

The goof that said UFC might declare bankruptcy by the end of 2017, might be actually right.

Feel bad for MGM Arena, it was so comfy.

kek

Its a troll account.

Kebab resurrected from the dead? Is the quran prophecy being fulfilled?

> dat obvious trap on the left

I'm willing to bet my life that, that AKA pussy cunt Daniel Cormier pulls out of UFC 210 just like all his fucking pussy teammates

that was for the early weigh ins... that bagged milk must really fuck you guys up

>same level as pedos
weirdo

Yeah I'M the weirdo. Fucking mental defective.

ttt

So is everyone here gonna act like we didn't see GSP get bullied like a little pussy today?

so is everyone here gonna act like we're not gonna see GSP get bullied all night when he realises he's too small for bisping?

USADA, IV ban, early weighins all have been detrimental to the sport.

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so the fucking chick fight got promoted to the main card.
Fucking ufc cucks...

Hello, Dana? I have a proposition.

Bro noone watched the presser, we had to post on /heem/ about khabib

don't like the fight, dont like Bisping or GSP, and yes GSP got ruthlessly BTFO at the press conference

watch this casual before you post thigns like this again
>youtube.com/watch?v=Hoo5jwlT7xE

I'm watching Countdown and Thompson lives is a fucking huge house. Where did his dad make all that money?

>bullied

kek bisping was just talking shit with no substance. bisping comes off looking better because georges can't speak english properly and can't be witty

bisping got dropped twice and couldn't stop a 46yr old man with no chin. d

>ABC getting exposure

good

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what the fuck..

Yes?

lol at Kebab ya fat cunt, you fail at ramadam.

I love this meme

Saved up by eating only potatoes for years