Men

>Men
>1 shower a day
>Shampoo
>A bit of anti-antiperspirant, maybe some deodorant after the gym
>Brush our teeth and use mouth wash
>1 multi vitamin
>Hair gel
>Catch up with mates once a week and spend the rest of the week working, landscaping the home, and generally building and improving things
>Think that people should pay their own way, and not require others to pay for them
>Happy to spend time with a girl and treat them as a partner
>Majority believe that a country is for the countrymen, and not for outsiders
>Many men are now capable cooks, due to taking a greater interest in their health and cooking healthy meals

>Women
>Lipstick
>Foundation
>Lip pencil
>Eye liner
>Eye shadow
>Nail polish
>10 different vitamin tablets for health, nails, hair, iron deficiency tablets...
>Shampoo
>Conditioner
>Leave in conditioner
>Hair dye
>Rouge
>Panty liner
>Tampons
>Innate need for socialization and gossip on a daily basis
>Thrift spending for the sake of it
>Hair spray
>Hair gel
>Hair mist
>"Omg you should pay for dinner because I'm a girl!"
>Catty as fuck
>Always comparing other girls to themselves and being competitive in all the wrong ways
>"You can't hit me because I'm a girl, but I can hit you!"
>"Man up!"
>"Stop being such a man"
>"Ohhh muh gawwd.. mansplain much?"
>MUH MAN SPREADING
>"We should let outsiders into our country. It's racist not to!"
>Everything is rape
>Can't even cook anymore. Just rely on men taking them to restaurants and buying them expensive shit
>"Time for a selfie!!!" while all the male workers are doing their jobs
>Think they deserve half your assets after marriage because...?
>"Omg, I cheated on him because he never shows me any affection!! I'm the victim!"
>"Omg, all men ever do is think with their dick! I just want some alone time!"

Why do women expect equality again, Sup Forums?

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>using the jewish odor spray
>using the jewish paste

u srs m8

Showering everyday, gross.

MGTOW

I'm 33 with a 6 figure income, tall, above average intelligence and looks. I've all but given up on finding a good woman. The vast majority are at least in some way how you implied them to be; vapid, materalistic, jealous, and irrational. I pretty much have to date ~23 year olds, as any single woman my age is damaged goods.

Feelsbadman.

>taking the multi vitamin jew

first of all: shouldnt shower once a day, you will loose important skin-fat and hair-fat that will damage it (aestheticelly)

second of all: yes, women are way more retarded than men, but we still need them

>being this much of a beta cuck

>MGTOW

Literally they beta equivalent of the rich in Atlas Shrugged.

This is very true.

Lol

You crack me up Sup Forums

>Hair gel

Don't forget your lip gloss either, goy.

>multivitamin
>not eating a well rounded protein heavy diet

Enjoy the mind control, Mr. Vitamin B.

>showering everyday

unless you live in somewhere hot there is no need to

>using the jewish paste
Evalion?

My grandfather told me you can discover everything you need to know about everything by looking at your hands. I've been looking at mine all my life, every day since I was 5, and you know what I've just realized?

They're fucking feet.

Yeah yeah, beta cuck hurr durr. I've been with over 100 women easily. Almost all of my relationships last shorter than a couple of months because I don't put up with typical bullshit, mind games, or lies. 0 tolerance. Beta bitches like you faggots put up with this shit even though you don't agree with it. I don't compromise, so if that qualifies me as a beta, then so be it, I could give two shits. Now take your faggotry back to and stop breaking rule #2.

You shouldn't shampoo your hair every day, it strips it of essential oils. Every 2-3 days is best.

>>A bit of anti-antiperspirant, maybe some deodorant after the gym
>>Brush our teeth and use mouth wash
Let me guess, its aluminium in the antiperspirant and fluoride in the mouth wash?

Stupid goy.

Hell no. You don't bother with those women.

Here's some advice from a happily married man who doesn't deal with shit from his wife:

1) Do not date women who are accustomed to a higher standard of living than you currently have.

Daddy gave them the life they're used to, don't waste your time and money trying to do the same. It ain't worth it.

2) Any girl you date should have a job and work as many hours as you do, if not more.

Pay is unimportant. It doesn't matter if she makes significantly less or more. The fact that she puts in the hours is all that matters.

3) Only date girls who's hobbies include watching movies, going to parks, going on walks/hikes, going to sporting events, cooking, gardening, or sewing.

4) Only date a girl who spends time with her family.

5) If she and your mother don't become bffles after 6 months, cut bait.

Compromise or yield as much as possible except on issues that devalue you. Don't want to go over to her friends house because you've been working all day? Tough shit. It'll mean a lot to her and she will remember it.

Hope that helped you virgins out. Good luck.

>using the aqueous jew daily
Good goy

> french flag
Expected

For teeth I've taken to brushing with baking soda and a vinegar rinse. I'm actually pretty satisfied with the results. I don't know anything about gum health or whatever, but regular toothpaste wasn't giving me the results I was looking for.

>showing daily
>shampoo
>mouth wash
>vitamin pill
>hair products of any kind
>not being self-employed or owner/operator
>spending copious time doing female things
>not hunting, curing, and preparing meat

ISHYGDDT

Only use Baking Soda in the mix once a week or so. White Vinegar alone with a very soft brush does more then enough. If you eat something that sticks in your teeth chew some xantham gum.

See being a man is a lot like being a train. Sometimes you gotta choo choo other times you gotta chugg chugg. Well Rey today I'm gonna chugg this mother fucker into chootown. Casper knew this for all the good it did him.

Why the fuck are you using mouth wash and not flossing?

Mouth wash is fucking pointless unless you smoke. Then it's useful for not smelling like an ashtray. Flossing is what keeps your teeth from falling out.

thank the jew for the vapid promiscuous women of the current year

sex for any other reason than procreation is degenerate

>Every 2-3 days is best
Using it at all has the same result of screwing up your hair's natural oil balance and shifting it into over-production or under-production. You're best off avoiding it all together and using some white vinegar if you scalp breaks out.

Ignore the dirty Frenchman everyone knows hygiene isn't important for them they were still shitting in the streets in the 70's

>Flossing
Chewing raw xantham is more effective than flossing at keeping intertooth cavities from forming.

I'm saving this. I think there's a lot of wisdom here.

>maybe some deodorant after the gym
>not taking another shower after the gym


the fuck man

>french

absolute classic

>5) If she and your mother don't become bffles after 6 months, cut bait.

Can fucking confirm, I hate my mother but the fact my last gf hated my mother too shouldve been a huge red flag cause my mom saw through all her bullshit I didnt.

>1 shower a day

>MGTOW, really?

The closet is strong with this one.

This is how I picture people who are against MGTOW.

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>one shower a day
>implying

I guarantee you'll have a better life without that shit.

...

no wonder they are our greatest allies

fugg this girl I'm talking to seems to fill this criteria perfectly

how do I get her into gf mode if she goes to college with me but lives 3 hours away for the course of the summer?

Wow op. Well put.

I'm now mgtow because of you.

>Woman
>Shower in the evening before bed
>up at 7am
>no time for makeup
>get breakfast ready for my 2 sons
>drive them to two different schools
>go to my job as an SNA
>get physically assaulted and spat on by autistic kids who weigh 40lbs more than me
>bruises everywhere at end of week
>feel sorry for the kids but can't quit my job
>need to earn to pay mortgage after engineer husband lost his construction job and fell into a 5 year depression
>finish work
>supermarket
>get home, cook dinner for kids
>clean house, do washing
>help sons with homework
>let them use Internet/Xbox if its raining outside
>get them ready for bed
>repeat next day
>find time to visit elderly father
>at weekends take kids to their various sporting engagements
>save hard for one holiday per year
>never blame anyone else for rough times
>just get my shit together and do what I have to do
>like I always have
>find son on this site
>read thread
>post a reply

You have a despicable view of women and an extremely air-brushed view of men. Maybe this is why you don't have a girlfriend.

>France

[fakespoilers]I'm okay with this

Fine bantz pajeet

i have to wash my hair basically every day or it gets super oily. ive tried getting it back to normal for 2 weeks in school summerbreak by not showering at all an playing wc3 all day. it didnt do anything. can you mess your skin up beyond repair?

this, if you are eating healthy meals multi-vitamins do absolutely nothing

That picture is from a bygone time without flags on Sup Forums. It turns out that both of the people in that picture were Australians.

Just start beating them into submission. If they threaten you, beat them more. No matter what they do, as long as they resist, you beat them up.

They get used to it very quickly and they'll stop resisting very quickly, because they know they'll be beaten up. Women are like dogs, they don't question things and they don't betray you if you condition them correctly.

t. mamas boy

i dont think showering once a day is enough desu two at least and three if you are active that day

use warm and cold water if you worry about skin damage

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Alright neat. I'll try that see if it works out even better. I noticed after a toothache that baking soda + vinegar worked way better/faster to combat the discomfort than typical toothpaste.

Fine bantz nigel

I shudder to think how much of prepolharbor was aussie/canadian shitposting and muzzies pretending to be neonazis

>Pepe le Pew character
>French accent

Not a meme

Get aome Toms allnatural toothpaste my nig

>implying a mother who found this site for the first time would properly use 4chanspeak

This is obviously a jealous woman, are you cucks serious?

>found this site for the first time
>implying

>tfw my weekends with my gf mainly consist of long walks, watching movies, cooking delicious meals and a quiet drink at the pub

Feels good user, feels good.

I always saw that shit when I was stocking shelves back in the day but I always thought it was just some weird hippy shit so I never bought it. The same way I don't think I've ever bought stuff from the O R G A N I C G L U T E N F R E E section.

If you take a shower before the gym you don't have to afterwards

Good shit.

26 years old here, just now starting to start my career after many years of drinking/drugs/alcohol. Also now starting to take care of my body, lifting and getting exercise, also my trade is relatively physical. I am now in above average shape. Not bodybuilder muscular just yet, but athletic. Definitely on my way to be very muscular and in great shape in a year or two.

For a long time I thought I had fucking blown it, my best years were behind me, and fucking tons of hot 20 year olds just wasn't in the cards for me since the years were passing me by.

Now I realize I was fucking wrong. Every day I work to improve myself in three ways, physical, economical, and intellectually. Every day I make sure I improve each of these things in some way. I now see my fucking glorious future ahead of me. By the time I am 28 or 29 I plan to have a small side property on the beach for bringing 20 year old whores to to bang.

The meme is thinking age 18-24 is when you will fuck all of the hottest whores. I now see to find true happiness, you must first mature physically, emotionally, mentally, and financially. You will then be content and happy with yourself. Then you can slay young pussy from the Internet with reckless abandon.

I plan to fuck as many sluts as I can all through age 28-40.

oh you

>men
>6'7 with 9 inch cocks making 400k annually as chefs at Wendy's

women
>suck dick for money

how can women even compete?

afternoon prayers done already ahmed?

>tfw shit genetics
>extremely oily skin
>have to keep on top of that shit else I break out
>cleanse, exfoliate, moisturise every morning without question

I wish I could keep things simple. I really do.

Props, man, you're winning at life. Just kidding. You're an insecure fag who needs validation from anonymous strangers.

You gotta start now boy. Not sure when your school gets out, but you probably just have a couple weeks. What are you even doing on here? You should be making your moves right now.

>30 years old
>Also 6 figures (Chartered Accountant fag)
>6'3"
>Go to the gym 6 days a week, 3 hours a day, and do nothing but work out. Barely even have down time, and don't socialize with anyone there as I want the most efficient workout possible
>Spend my weekends building extensions to the home, general landscaping and renovations
>Wife is a lazy piece of shit who does the bare minimum, goes to the gym once a week for an hour, can barely cook, and complains she's always tired

I really wish I subscribed to the MGTOW. Unfortunately, I'm an emotional faggot who needs a partner or I get severe feels.

You could be living in a paradise of fresh pussy user. You are approaching your peak age for this.

go back to Europe then outsider you don't belong in Australia

>hair gel

end yourself

>fucking whores
>helping to facilitate the downward spiral of women leading them to inevitable single motherhood
>feeding the yeast that leads to rapid state expansion, welfare state, increased taxes, etc

Enjoy losing your hard earned income to your need to validate yourself by putting your dick in things!

Fucking kek

Men don't use mouth wash. Also men don't hang out with other men at all.

>being this upset on a Serbian theology IRC

Exactly. Wax or nothing.

Hey edge lord, a few things.

1) I am not a white knight, in fact I NEVER spend any of my money on a girl I am seeing unless I really truly feel like doing so. (Like a small Christmas gift for a girl I am dating)

2) I understand how this could be perceived as s degenerate lifestyle, but the truth is this: if I could find an attractive, sexually active, loyal, trustworthy, conservative woman to father my children and start s wholesome family with me, I would jump at that opportunity.

But I haven't found that, yet. I hope one day I do. Unfortunately though my actions as an individual cannot reshape our degenerate society. So until the day I find said woman, I am going to stick my dick in as many beach sluts as possible.

Are you me? 34 here. The worst part is so many of my colleagues that are female are suffering. They fell for the you should be a man and get a man's job meme and they are miserable.

If you want to witness the saddest people on earth sit down at a table of 3-4 single corporate women who have all hit 30. They are scared to death and will be talking about fertility options and freezing their eggs. I got stuck at the table with some once and when I said I wasn't dating anyone they all looked at me like I was a steak thrown over the wall to the lion pit.

I have 3 nieces and nephews. I'm fine where I'm at.

You sound just like ma, fuck off mate, that shit doesn't happen unless you live in fucking moyross.

Eh, my last gf and my mom were bffs. My mom had even taken to calling her "my daughter". Bitch still left to "find herself". Now she wants me back. Kek.

>be girl
>do same hygiene routine as men
>lasered off body hair
>never cut the length of my hair, only trim the ends
>wash hair once or twice a week, brushing keeps it clean
>no products in hair except a dab of rose oil
>only make-up is cold cream to prevent chapping and some loose powder
>maybe some liquid rouge if feeling fancy
>takes all of 3 minutes
>not ugly
>not a fatty
>hobby baker
>plain cook
>modest dress, never pants in public

My great-grandma was a classic lady from before women were glorified whores. It doesn't take much to not be a dumpster-fire but the Jews have all but own the cultural war. She taught me never go farther than red lipstick when it comes to makeup.

I don't feel those feels, and I believe that is the cornerstone of my serial short-term relationships. I don't get emotionally tied down or dependant. It's all very objective to me, and thus, my standards for a long-term commitment rules out 99.9% of females. Fucking new girls every few weeks doesn't make me feel empty or anything, I just tire of the repitition, and get frustrated that when boiled down, they are pretty much all insufficiently identical.

I'm not an edgelord, I'm just saying that you're building yourself up for failure. By not adjusting your own sexuality you aren't going to be part of the fabric of a socially adjusted sexuality. Whether by your actions or those with a similar take on it, there will be increased state intervention to take your shit. The rest of society could just flounder as NEETs and get all your earnings cuz socialism~

I could just be a hopeless romantic though. Who knows. It just seems to me that you find what you look for.

I feel like MGTOW Has only half the idea right. If they would quit blatantly advertising that they refuse to deal with women like an angry vegan they MIGHT be taken a bit more seriously.

The bigger picture is that men enable this vain behavior they hate so much. If they'd quit their drooling and refuse anything but the best women who are capable of maintaining and holding themselves, maybe the rest of the cunty princesses would stop their shit.

yeah i'm tired of women too, their behave is so hypocritical. they say how sexist society is, and yet they still wants all the privileges women generally have in relationships, like not paying for shit, or making men doing everything for them.
we're getting cucked even by girls

luimneach abú

bad goy!!

When u said MGTOW, I meant it in a less absolute sense than what you're describing. I haven't given up on women entirely, but the grind to find one worthwhile, at my age is exhausting. It's gotten to the point where some weekends I'd rather sit home and jerk off than go out and meet the next girl I'm going to dump in a couple of weeks.

I know, I know. Teach me how to get rid of the feels, user-kun...

>If they would quit blatantly advertising
But they don't. 9 times out of 10 it's someone talking shit about them then defending themselves only to have the other party result to ad hominem. They're especially cautious for that very reason.

>chartered accountant
>6 figures

Keep dreaming kid, you aren't even done college.

Fuck.

You took the time to write all of that out.

Stop it user. Go work in your yard. Quit worrying about what women do.

In the western world we do things because we want to, because it feels good and because we can afford it

>hair gel
Faggot.

I'm married. Also, I'm Italian, and you are full of shit. Don't play those "AYYOOO ITALIA FULLA HEART!" cards with me, sister.

It takes time. I was in that same boat for six years, made a couple of fuck buddies just to pass the time. Whenever they got clingy it was out the door with them, not because they opened their legs but because they were absolutely useless apart from their coochie. Finally hooked a good one, but I really had to train her from the ground up.

Hmm. Good point, I was technically MGTOW before I had even realized it was a thing. Though on the flip side most of the MGTOW types that I've seen tend to blame character flaws on the women's slutty culture. Which I find weird.