SHIM SHAM WHAMO FLAM FLOOM DOODLE

>SHIM SHAM WHAMO FLAM FLOOM DOODLE
>WHIM DAM BLAMO SHIMMIE SHOOM POODLE

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gonna loopie doop the poopie while she schloopie my juicy cock
got a rock in my sock killing dicks and bots with licks and bops while i hop eat food and shop

You can't deny the rhyme scheme on this line though. Pretty dope

big nose jew with a game of guess who
shootin poo at the zoo with her kissing on my shoe

What song is that from that's a dope line

>shim sham whamo her butt was like camo
>hit up the men's room we need more ammo

>Hoppty shoopty baba looly eating the Doritos
>Boopy goony guadalupe found myself some Cheetos

xd guys i saw that one twitter image as well it was very funny

>the rest is empty with no brain but the clever nerd
>the best emcee with no chain ya ever heard

hey wait

I C E COLD NICE TO BE OLD
Y 2 G STEED TWICE TO THREE FOLD
HE SOLD SCROLLS LO AND BEHOLD
KNOW WHO'S THE ILLEST EVER LIKE THE GREATEST STORY TOLD

this here rap tihng, i got quite a knack
woke up from a nap, wtf now i'm a hack

smokin trees, blowin smoke in the breeze
greasy hoe on her knees, she do what I need
burger in my mouth floopy doop freeze
hair on my face look like pubes, white boys be working in cubes
next to my burger is a mic, you thought I could rap, well guess what, sike

gooza noocha
heres a fast booma
key cah la mow fees bee pee fee kutos

oppa dah memo time to get greebo
reference to a british tv show from the 3-0s
british slang new york thang uh oh
he always rapped fast but slowed down for cheetos

Gets more cheese than doritos, cheetos or fritos

New York looter this dude's a straight shooter
kickflip trick tip with a razor scooter

stabbed her in the pooter like his name was Lex Luther
9/11 truther he hardly even knew 'er

>please place in escrow my nest crows
>so they test slow and the bank grows SO
>my neck's low don't forget the phantom zone traps zod and the odd couple ursa's ass grown

Favorite DOOM track right here
youtube.com/watch?v=r9B7BQWnZJs

best crossover album, best tv related album, best collab.

this is good stuff

HIS NAME'S DOOM

SO ANYWHO

Yikes - gettin hoes wet like wipes
snaggin baggin stacks big like noses on kikes

10/10

I DO A SHMOOPY THEN I POOPY
VANDALS CANT HANDLE THE RHYMES LIKE RANDLE

THEN I LIGHT A CANDLE WIT A FART
ANYTHING I SPIT OUT U WHITEYS WILL CALL ART

wagga looloo snag a poopoo
he mostly only known to own his own brand of doodoo
dag a bag of scum guzzle cum drip
villain hittin cuz he mostly spit a lotta dumb shit

damn

Riff raff?

Better than a lot of DOOM's recent verses

Bebop tit lock drop the hit beam me up Spock
Rock the seam fit the dream

one of his best track.
the song he had on tony hawks underground is fucken fire too.

ayo shim sham wham flam floom floodle
like a poodle drawin doodles with a noodle on a strudel
rhymes feudal, medieval evil legal niggas equal
evel knievel people, see you again for the sequel

>GETTING ON DOWN IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
>MOMMA WAS A COPPER IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
>BEEZA BONG DANG WAKA SHLAKA CALIFORNIA
>SHOOTIN HEROIN IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA

>Bring her back to my laboratory
>when I'm in my oratory glory it's like a horror story

TREAT HER LIKE A DAUGHTER, TAUGHT HER HOW TO BUST A NUT

>the name's frankenstein
>Chilling cause I already got mine
>niggas sayin my existence goes against the divine
>so what I eat brains to unwind, surely you don't mind?
>villagers mad cause I got more brain cells than them combined

Thought I'd add a bit

...

good thread

>Or like a beef scene that leave the oo-ey smokin'
>Or between Hoktuo Shinken and Nanto Suichō Ken

holy shit this is golden

(It's an actual Doom line)

well DOOM is golden so

>I get my weed from the best sources
>I like it smooth not coarse like horse hooves
>The weeds I smoke never touched by pesticides
>To smoke that chem weed - simply suicide

bump

rap harder than any other man in his thirties
it's just a bit though honey don't get flirty
rhymed on wheels of steel just like em - girthy
no wrong ideas just him and one girl like bert and ernie

"Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!" That's a audio daily double
Rappers need to fall off just to save me the trouble

walkin through the alleys looking like a need the lou
Police come through tellin me to shoo or else i'm through
cuz my complexion is reminiscent of doo-doo

>Fuck these cunts all day
>Geomagnetic praise
>Got cum that goes stray
>Therianthropic Hot Topic gays
>Suck this cockdick, or be betrayed

dem QUADS

got myself a forty and got the missus a bit o' liquor
lovely little shorty want some kisses n tell me to lick her n flick 'er to make her slicker
but my mask in the damn way

>but my mask in the damn way
fucking kek

YUH

perfect reaction

sharted in the meat locker
old and dirty beat rocker
carted 'round a cheap knocker
gold embroidered seat shocker

Bim Bow BAM beat they ass with my words like a paddle
make my opponents eat grass like they some sort of cattle

okay, now someone record themselves rapping all these posts over a beat

this. someone do it

Take a shot of C Mo
I mosey over to the fountain
Drowned in sour sadness I'm smokin upon the mountain
She came to me a petty princess begging for a pounding with a need to tell a tower tale but now I'm sleeping soundly

>dag a bag of scum guzzle cum drip
Kek

Gone for good honey i aint never trackin back
yoga pants baby i caught you smokin crack attack the limelight now I'm rockin the rap and she smokin through my stash and she say she wanna crash?
Well baby I'm abashed lady has power over me I had to take her back we were magic for like three weeks
But she's knee deep in demons and I'm clean with the beats so I had to lean her out my life like far off the meat

I compiled all the parody lyrics
now for someone to rap it:
SHIM SHAM WHAMO FLAM FLOOM DOODLE
WHIM DAM BLAMO SHIMMIE SHOOM POODLE
gonna loopie doop the poopie while she schloopie my juicy cock
got a rock in my sock killing dicks and bots with licks and bops while i hop eat food and shop
big nose jew with a game of guess who
shootin poo at the zoo with her kissing on my shoe
shim sham whamo her butt was like camo
hit up the men's room we need more ammo
this here rap tihng, i got quite a knack
woke up from a nap, wtf now i'm a hack
smokin trees, blowin smoke in the breeze
greasy hoe on her knees, she do what I need
burger in my mouth floopy doop freeze
hair on my face look like pubes, white boys be working in cubes
next to my burger is a mic, you thought I could rap, well guess what, sike
oppa dah memo time to get greebo
reference to a british tv show from the 3-0s
british slang new york thang uh oh
he always rapped fast but slowed down for cheetos
New York looter this dude's a straight shooter
kickflip trick tip with a razor scooter
stabbed her in the pooter like his name was Lex Luther
9/11 truther he hardly even knew 'er
please place in escrow my nest crows
so they test slow and the bank grows SO
my neck's low don't forget the phantom zone traps zod and the odd couple ursa's ass grown
I DO A SHMOOPY THEN I POOPY
VANDALS CANT HANDLE THE RHYMES LIKE RANDLE
THEN I LIGHT A CANDLE WIT A FART
ANYTHING I SPIT OUT U WHITEYS WILL CALL ART

zimzam the zipzorp doodle
girl say he damn cute like a poodle
rip the rap then tip the jap and hope he dont eat me
probably put the chink off with how stinky my feet be

pt. 2
wagga looloo snag a poopoo
he mostly only known to own his own brand of doodoo
dag a bag of scum guzzle cum drip
villain hittin cuz he mostly spit a lotta dumb shit
ayo shim sham wham flam floom floodle
like a poodle drawin doodles with a noodle on a strudel
rhymes feudal, medieval evil legal niggas equal
evel knievel people, see you again for the sequel
Bring her back to my laboratory
when I'm in my oratory glory it's like a horror story
the name's frankenstein
Chilling cause I already got mine
niggas sayin my existence goes against the divine
so what I eat brains to unwind, surely you don't mind?
villagers mad cause I got more brain cells than them combined
rap harder than any other man in his thirties
it's just a bit though honey don't get flirty
rhymed on wheels of steel just like em - girthy
no wrong ideas just him and one girl like bert and ernie
"Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!" That's a audio daily double
Rappers need to fall off just to save me the trouble
walkin through the alleys looking like a need the lou
Police come through tellin me to shoo or else i'm through
cuz my complexion is reminiscent of doo-doo
sharted in the meat locker
old and dirty beat rocker
carted 'round a cheap knocker
gold embroidered seat shocker
Bim Bow BAM beat they ass with my words like a paddle
make my opponents eat grass like they some sort of cattle
got myself a forty and got the missus a bit o' liquor
lovely little shorty want some kisses n tell me to lick her n flick 'er to make her slicker
but my mask in the damn way

...

This sort of threads are the reason why i still browse Sup Forums

doo-doo woopie doo-doo poo
catch them shoegazers gazing at my shoe

>this entire thread

sittin on Sup Forums pretending I love Frank Zappa
but what they don't know is I really only listen to rappas
postin waifu threads, about Carly Rae's nice brapper
she a demon demon for real, call her the cum sapper

ding dong pling plong boogie bongers
whack mc's be sucking wallaby dongers

straight fire

I will make all rappers have to think
nigga I can eat the sink
fuck the kitchen, make you niggas listen

this dick's erect for these bitches next to me
stick it in, rip it out, hysterectomy

>rip it out, hysterectomy
fucking brutal

I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle beerical individual skippin and flippin and dippinskippinflippin rippin
*fantastic four sample interlude*

youtube.com/watch?v=vqkN6NVaggs&ab_channel=CrankLucas

Leave your girls house, gone
I'm a capo, you're the don, de facto

hit me with a motherfucking glock, I'm strong
I eat bullets, for breakfast, niggas sayng I'm reckless

you wanna fuck with me, I'm a dangerous man
acting like i ain't ever came in my hands
wiped it on my face like i'm ashamed of my glands

...

uploading to clyp now

nice

OH SHIT

clyp.it/rpiietkz
enjoy y'all :)

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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

that's not what rhyme scheme is retard

PRETTY GOOD

>GODDAMN
same

dammit i don't want this thread to die

more people need to know about this

this is genuinely the funniest thing ive seen on mu and that says a lot

Goddamn

i've played this fo rthe 8th rime holy shit

>samefag

thanks man

Is this the same guy who did the xxxtentacion song?

>an "user raps nonsensical lyrics posted by other anons" thread
Damn, been a while since I've seen one of these. This shit takes me back youtu.be/IbByWW-Czqk

Nah I didn't do an x song

bumping for visibility

sounds like biggie