Give me a sentence that you are 100% sure no one has ever said before

Give me a sentence that you are 100% sure no one has ever said before

>Pic not related

the ampoethietertate nigger dishwasher are the most tying up of that particular errand

OP is not gay

I wouldn't say you mean a world to me, because world means nothing to me, but you do!

I left the soymilk out last night and it froze!

Gosh, that Italian family in the booth next to us sure is quiet.

"my dream threesome is Hillary Clinton and Dom Deluise"

/thread

Already said in Family guy

OP delivered.

I'll eat a flimflam toejam for 9.4 nickels.

Sliptoflapptorappy and a pudding smelling generator flabble obble able and a chicken buttered horses ass,

I dont think i know how to force this dog to boil an egg.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Hillary Clinton is a sexy beast and totally not a psychopathic warmongering liar

Hillary Clinton is our president.

Once I get this freight train inside of my ass, we can begin on solving world hunger.

Hey Jamal, I love the way you are always on time to work.

>You mean
Sliptoflappy rappy
And a carpal tunnel pudding flanker
Nabble and a stampy and a
Pigeon-smelling generator
See a chitlin wafer and a
Chocolate-buttered horse's ass
Frabble Obble Abble and a
Stupid monkey chicken gas
Chinese diarrhea prison carpet
Chunky Harplegig
Nopaliaseah perforated
Purple Parkle Pig*

My striped socks and I don't appreciate such a threatening bird; also, I fucking hate Paul.

Nickleback is my favorite band.

Kekd softly

I can't wait until the weekend is over so I can go back to work

Life is not a meme, we make it seem like one.

There is oc, it's just rare.

I just saw the most beautiful black baby.

I only date white guys because they are so alpha

"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Me" - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott